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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/15/2009 11:12:56 PM   
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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/15/2009 11:29:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I disagree with your choice of Cherry Garcia, I'm more of a Haagen Dazs person myself, but B&J is pretty good, but, I respectfully disagree at least.  You still have my vote.

By the way, are you looking for any particular ambassadors or maybe a running mate? ;)


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 8:33:56 AM   
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It's okay... lots of guys our age have trouble at time achieving and sustaining elections.


The Capitol Steps have a funny bit about "Votegra," with the warning to "call your doctor if you experience elections lasting more than 72 hours..."

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Well, I disagree with your choice of Cherry Garcia, I'm more of a Haagen Dazs person myself, but B&J is pretty good, but, I respectfully disagree at least. You still have my vote.

By the way, are you looking for any particular ambassadors or maybe a running mate? ;)


My administration will embrace all flavors. The founders of this great nation was built on Freedom of Ice Cream. Just look at the old-fashioned hand-cranked ice cream makers. You could put in anything you wanted--no one telling you what you had to do, just good old-fashioned American work ethic as we all took turns turning the crank. That's family values. People working together for a better ice cream.

[How's that, Rich? I've been practicing...]

I won't announce ambassadors or a running mate until after the primary. But my cabinet will reflect the diversity of ice cream across this great nation.


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 9:05:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Since you ask, Tim, it sounds forced.  I think we need to schedule you for a month of Rotary luncheons and women's clubs.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 9:17:02 AM   
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I think we need to schedule you for a month of Rotary luncheons and women's clubs.


OK, great. It'll give me a chance to catch up on all my sexual affairs.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 9:20:02 AM   
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all my sexual affairs.



Yeah....  As soon as the check arrives and clears, we need to schedule a meeting or five about that...

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 9:42:12 AM   
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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 9:57:46 AM   
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Can I be the cookies and cream Tzar?



You can volunteer to stand around outside malls in all weather conditions, to begin with, Gift.  We are going to need a lot of signatures.  Depending on how you do at that, we might see about letting you knock on doors.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 10:05:50 AM   
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all my sexual affairs.


Yeah....  As soon as the check arrives and clears, we need to schedule a meeting or five about that...


OK...but it's cool, Rich--I've got it all figured out. We can go over the details at those meetings.

See, where past politicians have gone wrong is sleeping around with only one woman. That's the problem--built in prejudice. But I will, during the campaign and throughout elected office, sleep with the wide diversity of women that is America. That's right--girls of all backgrounds and beliefs, colors and creeds, ethnicity and religious affiliation--an inclusive harem. This will be a new day for women--the opportunity to openly serve. And once elected, with all those ready slaves in the White House--just think of the vast range of "First Lady" type functions I can send them to attend to! Further, nothing like one's slave for sticking to assigned talking points! (I'm not too proud--I'll still lash my own girls when needed...and not at taxpayer expense!)

Now....since people are asking......

I already have a Drug Czar and a HUD Secretary. Let's float some names for the other positions. Everyone, what are your nominations/suggestions?

I've been thinking about a running mate, too. GreedyTop would be good--she's originally from another region of the country, she is popular with many people, as a submissive woman is a good role model, and she can help bring in the U.K. vote now---we already have the Canadian vote, and as previously noted, many Americans won't know the difference, and with enough Canadian and U.K. voters, together with the Dead vote (sowed up with the Cherry Garcia scandal), we won't need a lot of U.S. votes to pull this off.

So folks and pundits, let's fill out my Administration...

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 10:07:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have lots of young friends that are easily impressionable and can help me obtain these signatures. They'll do it for free by the way. Oh I almost forgot, we should try to get all children of all ages involved.


I have another idea. Lets use political recruitment at a level that has yet to be seen in America. We can start getting children, teenagers, and young adults of all ages to form political activist groups throughout America. This will help us do two things. Number one, we will get the younger vote and to ensure younger generations to vote for us when they get old enough to vote. Number two, it will help us spread our message quicker.


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 10:34:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		GreedyTop is from Orlando. That will bring in the Disney vote already.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 4:51:13 PM   
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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 6:59:31 PM   
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OK, I'm big time now! I'll be all over youtube, blogs, discussion forums.......and if it gets enough buzz, maybe it'll be picked up by the major news source in America---Late Night Comedy Shows!!!!

Maybe I should start saying wrong stuff on purpose....hmmm......

Rich?


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 7:02:44 PM   
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(we're gonna need a shitload of ice cream)


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 7:06:39 PM   
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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 7:08:18 PM   
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Okay okay. I was going to continue merrily skipping this thread, making my own assumptions on its content. But since I'm bored, I clicked it....and when I got down to "I did not eat cereal with that woman." I lost it.

Good thread. Definitely funny.


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 7:50:01 PM   
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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 8:10:37 PM   
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Rich?




Oh, sorry.  Yeah, sure, Muse, go ahead.  I've just been reviewing the video of then candidate Obama cradling his balls during the National Anthem, and trying to work out a way your campaign can do something similar with the ice cream theme...

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 8:19:51 PM   
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but what kind of ice cream do you like?


Well, let me be clear. As much as I appreciate all forms, all varieties and flavors of ice cream, I realize there is no one favorite to be had. Now that being said, there is a substantive difference in the forms of ice cream I like and why I like them. So to be clear, I like ice cream, just as any American would. But we need to get this country back to what I know it can be. With ice cream for everyone who wants ice cream. And that is what I would like to see happen.


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/16/2009 8:22:00 PM   
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but what kind of ice cream do you like?


Well, let me be clear. As much as I appreciate all forms, all varieties and flavors of ice cream, I realize there is no one favorite to be had. Now that being said, there is a substantive difference in the forms of ice cream I like and why I like them. So to be clear, I like ice cream, just as any American would. But we need to get this country back to what I know it can be. With ice cream for everyone who wants ice cream. And that is what I would like to see happen.




Spineless flip-flopping.

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