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MsStarlett -> Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 6:46:49 AM)
Ok... The boards are getting rather bogged down. Let's go a little lighter. What's the dumbest thing a sub ever said to you that was so bad he might as well have just shot himself in the head right then? I had a boy once, on the very first "get to know you" lunch meeting who leaned across the table and asked, point blank, "Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker?" [8\|] He never understood why I never spoke to him again.

chiaThePet -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 7:05:20 AM)
OMG! You mean all this time THAT'S what you thought I said? No, no, no! I asked "Do your slaves wear tweed slacks?" Sorry for the misunderstanding. chia* (the pet)

DarkSteven -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 7:08:17 AM)
1. A submissive was chatting with me.Evidently her ex husband and kids were moving out at the time. After some fifteen minutes of chat, she announced that she wanted to be my slave. Live-in. And we'd never even met. She lived sixty miles away and would need to relocate. 2. I answered a newbie's profile on alt, when she was asking for information on the lifestyle. Her response was in all caps, and I told her that that was considered shouting and was considered rude. Her response, also all in caps, was that that's how she emailed at work, and that I was a control freak and she could detect a control freak a mile away. Um, yes, I did tell her that I was a Dom beforehand...

DianeB269 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 7:13:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett Ok... The boards are getting rather bogged down. Let's go a little lighter. What's the dumbest thing a sub ever said to you that was so bad he might as well have just shot himself in the head right then? I had a boy once, on the very first "get to know you" lunch meeting who leaned across the table and asked, point blank, "Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker?" [8\|] He never understood why I never spoke to him again. LOL........ Diane

malloves69 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 7:33:26 AM)
gotta love when a lady shaves [:)] better eating and licking that way [:)] hello Ms S and Ms D [:)] hate when those hairs get caught in my teeth [:)] mal

LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 9:13:16 AM)
I had a sub with whom I was chatting tell me that Dommes today were doing a horrible job of meeting the needs of subs as far as matching interests.

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 11:47:18 AM)
I soooo wish I had to dig really deep to answer this one, unfortunately I don't. My Queen, I am your dog!!! Can we cam now? Yeah, that's the whole conversation. Jewel

LadyPact -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 11:48:47 AM)
The quickest way for someone to shoot themselves in the foot with Me is to start telling Me their desires for strap on play or any other sexual preferences in the first email. My common response to this is asking them if they would walk up to a stranger on the street and tell them about their sex life.

littlesarbonn -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 11:52:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact The quickest way for someone to shoot themselves in the foot with Me is to start telling Me their desires for strap on play or any other sexual preferences in the first email. My common response to this is asking them if they would walk up to a stranger on the street and tell them about their sex life. This is why I never have a first email exchange with a woman. I always skip right to the second email exchange and then say all sorts of ridiculous things. Then I spend the third email exchange explaining how the first email exchange was really the second one. By then, they're usually too confused to respond and I have won! That is the purpose of the game, right?

SoulPiercer -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 11:54:24 AM)
"i live to serve my superior Black Dominates." Problem: I already know I'm a superior Black Dominate. I don't need a submissive to point it out.

masmiss -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:08:31 PM)
First message: "I don't do long email or IM chats. If you're interested, message back and I'll give you my phone number."

LadyPact -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:11:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer "i live to serve my superior Black Dominates." Problem: I already know I'm a superior Black Dominate. I don't need a submissive to point it out. You have My complete agreement. You are absolutely a superior verb. (Couldn't help it, Dude. You left the barn door wide open.)

queencaliph -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:19:13 PM)
One wrote to me... "Hi Mistress, I loved your profile. Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls? This has always been a fantasy of mine."

slaveluci -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:23:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer "i live to serve my superior Black Dominates." Problem: I already know I'm a superior Black Dominate. I don't need a submissive to point it out. You have My complete agreement. You are absolutely a superior verb. (Couldn't help it, Dude. You left the barn door wide open.) I got the impression he said that "tongue in cheek." He's got quite a sense of humor in his posts[:)] luci

masmiss -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:23:43 PM)
Come to think of it....I believe that sub messaged me, too.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:24:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph One wrote to me... "Hi Mistress, I loved your profile. Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls? This has always been a fantasy of mine." SWEET! I got that one too! [:D][:D][:D]

lovingpet -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 12:55:22 PM)
Feeling left out here. I didn't get that one at either of my profiles. [:(] Now there was this guy I met for lunch who was asking me constantly when he could put the vibrator in his ass. I didn't have the heart to tell him that it was already supposed to have been in there. [8\|] Then there was the one was such a perfect gentleman. He took my coat for me got me seated comfortably and then handed me the remote to his shock collar which he was wearing on his cock! I hit the button once hoping that he was joking. He jumped a mile in the air. I toyed with it the rest of the time, but never hit the button again. He had no idea why. Oddly enough, there was no second get together. Amazing! lovingpet

kttqnp -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 1:50:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph One wrote to me... "Hi Mistress, I loved your profile. Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls? This has always been a fantasy of mine." SWEET! I got that one too! [:D][:D][:D] Was there a blender involved?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 1:53:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett Ok... The boards are getting rather bogged down. Let's go a little lighter. What's the dumbest thing a sub ever said to you that was so bad he might as well have just shot himself in the head right then? I had a boy once, on the very first "get to know you" lunch meeting who leaned across the table and asked, point blank, "Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker?" [8\|] He never understood why I never spoke to him again. Interesting. I got the following message wanting just the opposite a couple of days ago: hi interested in serving if you are very full bush? is that you? He went straight to blocked user land with no reply. Lady Topaz

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 1:56:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Then there was the one was such a perfect gentleman. He took my coat for me got me seated comfortably and then handed me the remote to his shock collar which he was wearing on his cock! I hit the button once hoping that he was joking. He jumped a mile in the air. I toyed with it the rest of the time, but never hit the button again. He had no idea why. Oddly enough, there was no second get together. Amazing! lovingpet I think so too. I need to find out where to get me one of those.. [:D][:D][:D]

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