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GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 1:46:16 PM)
Um, My last entry is all fracked up and I don't know why..

MsStarlett -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 3:57:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation? That was the last straw that finally caused me to trash my social, non professional, "seeking friends only" profile on here. Basically this guy shows up out of the blue and asks how much I'd charge him to make him a chocolate cake out of my poop. I assume I wasn't the only one he bothered. Got that one too! Guess I should feel honored that he actually spoke to me for quite a while before asking for a sample of poop. I actually DID that one. (I had already sent urine samples to a couple of others, both of which are still good friends... I was in a 'try new things' phase... so why not?) Naturally, this guy claimed that the sample never arrived. (Can't imagine someone else opening THAT stolen package![sm=biggrin.gif]) THEN he started in with the offers of $250 for poop cake. Nah.... Can't do that. I do have some scruples.

SweetNika -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 6:35:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation? That was the last straw that finally caused me to trash my social, non professional, "seeking friends only" profile on here. Basically this guy shows up out of the blue and asks how much I'd charge him to make him a chocolate cake out of my poop. I assume I wasn't the only one he bothered. Got that one too! Guess I should feel honored that he actually spoke to me for quite a while before asking for a sample of poop. I actually DID that one. (I had already sent urine samples to a couple of others, both of which are still good friends... I was in a 'try new things' phase... so why not?) Naturally, this guy claimed that the sample never arrived. (Can't imagine someone else opening THAT stolen package![sm=biggrin.gif]) THEN he started in with the offers of $250 for poop cake. Nah.... Can't do that. I do have some scruples. OMG I am soooo glad that I missed out on that one.

emy33 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 7:56:13 PM)
Well I'm a sub and it was my ex- husband who wish he had just shot himself in the head instead of introducing me to a co-worker of his as Lisa... um thats not my name. It was definately a moment. Emy

BotanicalMiss -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 8:01:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation? That was the last straw that finally caused me to trash my social, non professional, "seeking friends only" profile on here. Basically this guy shows up out of the blue and asks how much I'd charge him to make him a chocolate cake out of my poop. I assume I wasn't the only one he bothered. Not only did I get the solicitation, but after I declined he proceeded to send a few more emails telling me how I could ship it safely, etc. Finally had to block him.

MsStarlett -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 3:38:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: emy33 Well I'm a sub and it was my ex- husband who wish he had just shot himself in the head instead of introducing me to a co-worker of his as Lisa... um thats not my name. It was definately a moment. Emy OMG! That's bad. Really bad.

ShaktiSama -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 5:13:14 AM)
Wow.

MaamJay -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 7:14:21 AM)
Just want to do a quick hijack and say welcome back Shakti ... so glad we'll now have a happy Aidan on the boards again! Maam Jay aka violet[A]

ShaktiSama -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 9:25:32 AM)
Thank you MaamJay. I am sorry the boykin mopes when we are apart. I do too, I just don't have a lot of Internet access while moping.

Arpig -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 10:03:44 AM)
Its not only subs, but some Doms as well, I get people who read my sig on here and assume I have 30 years experience running a BDSM dungeon, they don't get that its a joke.

SweetSubBoy1985 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 12:32:48 PM)
After reading some of these im really shocked. Unbelievable. I write some pretty nice messages to people I am interested in getting to know and most of them go unanswered. It hard to understand how people would think they would get a positive reply when writing the garbage they write, when I don't even get responses writing whole paragraphs of interesting dialogue peppered with genuine compliments.

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 12:53:04 PM)
they probably would. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact The quickest way for someone to shoot themselves in the foot with Me is to start telling Me their desires for strap on play or any other sexual preferences in the first email. My common response to this is asking them if they would walk up to a stranger on the street and tell them about their sex life.

LadyNTrainer -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 1:44:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig Its not only subs, but some Doms as well, I get people who read my sig on here and assume I have 30 years experience running a BDSM dungeon, they don't get that its a joke. Somebody failed their saving throw vs. silly. [:D]

GeorgiaMaam -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/26/2009 3:42:25 PM)
Local guy - not compatible with me as far as relationship goals/interests. Offers to come over and help around the house (he's a "service sub" or some such nonsense). I explain that I don't have subs to my home unless I'm in an established relationship with them. He says that's ok, he just wants to come over and help out "as a friend" [headslap] Another local guy - his profile says he's a slave and under consideration. Emails me his phone number so we can "get to know each other". Yeah..umm. NO. Changes his profile a couple of weeks later to say he's a dom and looking for a slave. Continues to contact me and whine about why I don't want him as a sub because he's "very real and very sincere". [double headslap]

Lockit -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/27/2009 10:31:40 AM)
I recently got this one... I've had a lot of strange one's but this one takes the win. I am sure he would be proud! lol hey lockit, i chatted a while back with you, wondering whats up? your a strange one, i see you onlime every time im on heri yet you say no cam or chat, you had a chance to have me, the best you woulf have evr had, and blocked me on my other browser, what a week worthleds slut you are, fuck off and die, oh yea, and kiss my crusty butthole oh yea, dont bother replying, i could care less what your opinion is, your not worht the salt on the head of my sexy cock, bitch I can't imagine why I would have blocked his other... browser! Browser... funny! I think some of these guys are drunk!

mnottertail -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/27/2009 10:33:49 AM)
Did he put the salt on his cock so he wouldn't fly away? I am not dissing anothers kink, but I just don't get the visions....... Ron

Politesub53 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/27/2009 5:12:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit I recently got this one... I've had a lot of strange one's but this one takes the win. I am sure he would be proud! lol hey lockit, i chatted a while back with you, wondering whats up? your a strange one, i see you onlime every time im on heri yet you say no cam or chat, you had a chance to have me, the best you woulf have evr had, and blocked me on my other browser, what a week worthleds slut you are, fuck off and die, oh yea, and kiss my crusty butthole oh yea, dont bother replying, i could care less what your opinion is, your not worht the salt on the head of my sexy cock, bitch I can't imagine why I would have blocked his other... browser! Browser... funny! I think some of these guys are drunk! Maybe you`re just too picky < Smirks a tad >

Lockit -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/27/2009 5:34:53 PM)
I want to know what's in that coffee cup! That's just some stinkin thinkin there buddy boy! lol God... it still gross's me out...

MsRose -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/27/2009 5:46:15 PM)
I think since I removed my picture from my profile, I haven't received any strange requests or one-liner e-mails saying 'wanna cam, I'm naked'. Although I do miss them, because they used to make me laugh.

CaringandReal -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/28/2009 3:18:10 PM)
This guy wasn't exactly a sub, but anyway... I was on yahoo messenger back in the day when yahoo was a half-decent social network and got an instant message: "Hey! Hey you! Would you please let me out of your pocket! It's stuffy in here!" So I replied, "pulls you out of my pocket." He responds, "Oh my you are so BIG!" (yes, he had a giantess fantasy) It was the first giant fetish I'd ever run into so I played along. One odd thing was he hinted that he wanted me to eat him so I put him in a sandwich but then when I brought the sandwich to my lips, he acted genuinely scared (not acting, he seemed really scared). LOL! I stopped it then. I didn't want to traumatize him.

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