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FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/23/2009 11:53:37 PM)
Skip right over the "hello, how are you, my name is..." "I'm looking for a spanking" "I'm looking to be cuckolded by you with a black bull." My last short answer was "get lost." M

MsStarlett -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 3:31:56 AM)
giggle Some people really know how to make an impression on a Lady. To bad they aren't all good impressions. [:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 7:21:09 AM)
Sometimes I feel inspired with those stupid opening comments. I'll send off the result of such inspiration to the femdom in question just so that she'll have a bit of variety amongst her cmails. Once, I saw a profile pic in which about 2/3 of the frame seemed to be taken up by the femdom's very bountiful breasts. In the background was her sitting room window - so, I wrote applauding her excellent taste in curtain patterns. We're still talking, occasionally, to this day; however, unsurprisingly, she's still a little guarded with me.

ShaktiSama -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 7:47:07 AM)
Fast Reply: I have had things go poorly on a date, but I feel a little uncomfortable calling the man "stupid" just because we were ragingly incompatible. I'm a feminist and politically liberal; there are plenty of things that are incredibly stupid to say on a date with me that would flap on the flagpole just fine for some of the other posters here who identify as femdom. I am not a football fan on the best of days, and the finest destiny I can imagine for a daughter is not to become a nameless whore shaking her pompoms in front of the crowd and enjoying the privilege of servicing the quarterback if she's the Bestest Best of the cheerleaders. Nor am I terribly interested in the Pope's views on reproductive rights. So...um...yeah. Neither one of us eager for a second date, I think. The things that get said to me that are outright stupid are mainly in emails and on first contact. It's gotten to the point that if Aidan is standing next to me when I log in to CM, he uses them for comedy material. I got some kind of slave spam from a French guy yesterday asking me to make him my bitch and dominate him financially. Aidan's response is to clap his paws and say "Excellent! He can pay for my college tuition. Let's take some pictures of your feet!"

aidan -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 9:33:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama The things that get said to me that are outright stupid are mainly in emails and on first contact. It's gotten to the point that if Aidan is standing next to me when I log in to CM, he uses them for comedy material. I got some kind of slave spam from a French guy yesterday asking me to make him my bitch and dominate him financially. Aidan's response is to clap his paws and say "Excellent! He can pay for my college tuition. Let's take some pictures of your feet!" Comedy nothin', my Love. Textbooks this semester alone were approaching four hundred bucks. We needs us some of that fat French loot while the exchange rate is good! [;)]

MsStarlett -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 3:49:01 PM)
$439 for my son's books. And still have one to go that was not in stock the last time we were there. sigh Wonder if Wall-e would think it was sexy to buy my son a college text instead of a corset or 6 pairs of shoes next time?

Vendaval -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 4:37:18 PM)
I met someone for coffee who had been fine in e-mail and chat. The conversation went as follows: "My wife doesn't know I am here...pause...neither does my girlfriend!" He then goes on to explain that he takes the van to work so he can have sex with the girlfriend in the parking lot. And tells me it is parked on the street around the corner and suggests I go there with him.[&:][8\|][:'(]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 4:41:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval I met someone for coffee who had been fine in e-mail and chat. The conversation went as follows: "My wife doesn't know I am here...pause...neither does my girlfriend!" He then goes on to explain that he takes the van to work so he can have sex with the girlfriend in the parking lot. And tells me it is parked on the street around the corner and suggests I go there with him.[&:][8\|][:'(] ..as IF.

Vendaval -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 4:47:20 PM)
[8D] [:)] [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 7:13:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval He then goes on to explain that he takes the van to work so he can have sex with the girlfriend in the parking lot. And tells me it is parked on the street around the corner and suggests I go there with him.[&:][8\|][:'(] So how good was he sexually? [8D]

latinsub69 -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 8:21:56 PM)
quote: Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker? WTF?

happylittlepet -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 9:48:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: latinsub69 quote: Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker? WTF? Welcome to CM.

SweetDommes -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/24/2009 10:15:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval I met someone for coffee who had been fine in e-mail and chat. The conversation went as follows: "My wife doesn't know I am here...pause...neither does my girlfriend!" He then goes on to explain that he takes the van to work so he can have sex with the girlfriend in the parking lot. And tells me it is parked on the street around the corner and suggests I go there with him.[&:][8\|][:'(] LMAO - I would have told him to go get ready, and I'd be there in 10 minutes. Then I'm afraid that I would have called up the police to report a suspicious vehicle ... Most of our examples are similar to the others, demanding domination right off the bat, wanting to move in tomorrow, wanting to live in a dog crate (as if we have room for one that doesn't have a dog in it already), etc. There was one yesterday, though, that the guy messaged and asked if he could ask a question (which always seems silly to me, but whatever). I told him that after he read our full profile, he was free to ask, but I don't promise to answer. He sent some question about spanking ... which I'm not interested in discussing at the second e-mail, and hadn't bothered to read the full profile until later. shrugs we have no use for a submissive who can't/won't follow instructions ... and then argues that he did LOL

MsStarlett -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 4:13:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: happylittlepet quote: ORIGINAL: latinsub69 quote: Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker? WTF? Welcome to CM. Yes, Welcome aboard LittlePet. Yeah, that's the kind of things that subs say to Dommes and think they are being witty or sexy or something. Not sure what. The funny part is that they do not have a CLUE how offensive it is. And all I can see is Daffy Duck getting all pissed and flustered screaming "Shoot me now!"

StellaSupreme -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 7:35:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph One wrote to me... "Hi Mistress, I loved your profile. Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls? This has always been a fantasy of mine." I think that guy writes that to every FemDom on the net. Wonder if he ever found some one to do it for him? ---- And Chia, I just love you man. That guy offered me enough money to pay back my student loans to do it. To bad you can't list "dismemberment" as hard limit on your profile!

SweetNika -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 7:46:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: queencaliph One wrote to me... "Hi Mistress, I loved your profile. Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls? This has always been a fantasy of mine." I have gotten this e-mail and I'm not even a domme. lol

LadyNTrainer -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 9:38:17 AM)
Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation? That was the last straw that finally caused me to trash my social, non professional, "seeking friends only" profile on here. Basically this guy shows up out of the blue and asks how much I'd charge him to make him a chocolate cake out of my poop. I assume I wasn't the only one he bothered.

StellaSupreme -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 1:38:21 PM)
Now I'm determined to casually slide the phrase "poopcake" into conversation today.

mnottertail -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 1:42:02 PM)
How about, 'What's for dinner honey?' 'Poopcake, sweetie'. Dagwood Bumstead

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just Shoot me now (8/25/2009 1:44:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett quote: ORIGINAL: happylittlepet quote: ORIGINAL: latinsub69 Yeah, that's the kind of things that subs say to Dommes and think they are being witty or sexy or something. Not sure what. The funny part is that they do not have a CLUE how offensive it is. And all I can see is Daffy Duck getting all pissed and flustered screaming "Shoot me now!" ROTFLMFAO The visuals on this are outstanding..

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