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Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 6:36:40 AM

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..and how can I be that way?

is your cat happy?

How does he achieve nirvana?

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 6:39:14 AM

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they were happy until the day i brought the kid home from the hospital. They have each let me know in their own way that i have ruined their lives.

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 6:48:08 AM

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Puttytat!

yay!

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:04:11 AM

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Jilly & Jolly are happy because they know I'm a pushover!

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:04:45 AM

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Cats always seemed stoic. But dogs.... now THAT'S happy!

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:08:11 AM

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But dogs.... now THAT'S happy!

well hell Stevie...you'd be happy too if you could lick yer own testicles.

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:10:48 AM

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quote:

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But dogs.... now THAT'S happy!

well hell Stevie...you'd be happy too if you could lick yer own testicles.

Steven can ...here let me find that photo he sent........ errrrr um damn sorry Steven you asked me not to tell anyone.....

hmmmm I have forgotten how to delete a post, can ya'll just ignore what I wrote, it went on the wrong thread

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:14:18 AM

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But dogs.... now THAT'S happy!

well hell Stevie...you'd be happy too if you could lick yer own testicles.

Steven can ...here let me find that photo he sent........ errrrr um damn sorry Steven you asked me not to tell anyone.....

hmmmm I have forgotten how to delete a post, can ya'll just ignore what I wrote, it went on the wrong thread

wait a second Wanders...i can't delete it, but i am pretty sure i can make it too small to be seen by the neekid eye...

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Steven can...

oops

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:23:48 AM

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goes to start a thread saying goodbye to everyone as I have decided on the spur of the moment to join a witness relocation program.

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:27:26 AM

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:32:42 AM

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goes to start a thread saying goodbye to everyone as I have decided on the spur of the moment to join a witness relocation program.

Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:35:08 AM

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waves at pots as I ride my drama llama past

(um it was either this or using the dead horse emote..... I figured at least this one is standing

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giddyup llama we're outta here

yehah

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:36:23 AM

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wanders...i sorta thought that WAS a dead horse emote...

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:36:41 AM

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Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head

Just you wait till we meet one day Holl, I am going to climb up on my step ladder and give your kneecap the hardest bite ever!!!!!!!

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:39:55 AM

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wanders...i sorta thought that WAS a dead horse emote...

it is? omg I was thinking it was standing but not moving so they were whipping it to walk...... but I guess it could be laying on the ground ..... see now this is why I always hated those magic eye picture things as I never could get them.

so is

and

the same? Damn I totally thought it was standing up

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/18/2009 7:44:30 AM

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Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head

Just you wait till we meet one day Holl, I am going to climb up on my step ladder and give your kneecap the hardest bite ever!!!!!!!

i'll get away from you by standing on the curb

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 9:25:20 AM

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All three are happy now in their own way and the common denominator is enjoying the simple pleasures in life. Kitty #1 is on the window ledge (behind the vertical blinds I had installed especially for her) enjoying the sunshine. Kitty #2 is lying on the carpet enjoying a spot in the sun. Kitty #3 (the outdoor kitty) is over on my neighbor's patio relaxing on a small area rug. He likes spending time over there execpt for the two days a week her granddaughters are there, who won't give him a moment's peace, LOL.

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 9:28:41 AM

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Cats are happy because the staff( people) cater to them. You'd be happy to, eh?

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 9:52:03 AM

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Let's see, Quigley is happy in SPITE of the fact that the little redheaded canine keeps pouncing him..........because he spent all night outside guarding the grounds, then came in and filled his belly, got a rub and is now, stretched out, sound asleep and snoring, on MY pillow.

The dogs are happy because, the little canine redhead just got her blanket back to burrow in, after it got a trip through the washer and dryer (she loves a clean fresh blankie). The bigger girl is stretched out on the loveseat napping after a romp through the yard and orchard, chasing chipmunks and having the bulk of the treat her little red companion begged for when we came in.

The two horses are happy because they are out in the big pasture grazing and have no idea what I have planned for them after I get my butt back up off this sofa.

Animals are happy when they are physically comfortable because they live in the moment. That's the key, finding the joy in the moment.

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RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 10:10:55 AM

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Animals are happy when they are physically comfortable because they live in the moment. That's the key, finding the joy in the moment.

That's because they've trained their owners so well, that technically they don't need to do anything else but looking cute n get cuddled. Unfortunately that doesn't really work in the human world.