HatesParisHilton
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"You don't have to be a cow to recognize bullshit. Just something to think over for a bit. " 1: It's not interesting, it's a chestnut used by folks struggling to get into the WGA (West or East, doesn't matter) and seen on Done Deal as far back as 2001. In fact, it's very similar to "All hat, no cattle" comments by the Texan Legal Tapeworm first seen tussling with Alan on Boston Legal, whom (like your line above) is merely "Straw Man" in purpose; he's set up to be knocked down or to buy time for any reason. Or more importantly for a character such as Alan to wither him with the obvious reposte: "That metaphor *would* be lovely, except for the fact you, as the human so obviously cognizant of the stench of bullshit, like the cow or the bull you so blithely mention, are not able to SUFFER the LIFELONG scar of the branding iron on your OWN BUTT, as the cow or bull with, at the hand of you the human stating that because you can smell the same shit - or burning buttflesh from the branding iron - and thus are somehow able to enjoy a sense of parity with said bovine on any level. And RACISM, sir, despite your ten gallon hat and no matter HOW proudly you wear it, is decided by the SCARS suffered, and if you care to contiue to dispute this after making your bull and cow analogy in such a humourous manner, why not ask the African American members of the Kangaroo Court known as the Internet if any of THEIR ancestors where branded, and like bulls, forced to use their seed as breeding stock just as four-legged bulls were, and then ask them if THEY think your nose is as finely attuned to the stench of racism bullshit as THEIRS is? Or the equally vile stench of the PSEUDO liberal, probably sucking the cock of a WGA dignitary? Oh, my apologies, sir, I see your hackles rise as your blackberry informs you that your potential agent as just received word from the suck ass Reader charged with skimming your spec you wish seen by the William Morris Shils on the Tracking Boards, and as we know since you are a paralegal seeking to use your Tortfeasance-settlement background to gain a backdoor into a screenwriting career like so many before you, your time is obviously DEFERRED money... So, in closing, Until YOUR butt can have a brandscar against your will? YOU CAN'T. Just as your tired cliche - as old as the Bones of Rod Serling - can't stand up and receive any applause from any member of the WGA, either branch, situated on EITHER coast." Now, for those playing along? "Spinner of Tales" implies a would-be writer. The suit implies "legal background". Many legal "suits" have fancied themselves screenwriters for either TV or cinema. Spinner also seems to avoide the WGA sin of "too much black" and adhere to the Heavenly Virtue" of the 4-line Rule. So, I think it's a fair bet he'll not fail to understand this post, nor go with the hack-ass reply of "where were you coming from with that screenwriting stuff?". Besides... I intend to give Spinner a good debate. about the WGA and the DGA and IATSE and Tracking Boards. See, as I am sure Spinner knows, with THOSE guys? Oh, babydolls, THERE'S some REAL prejudice and bigotry. And since it's about "what you do" versus "your colour", and applies to a Pagan ex- Irish Catholic as much as an atheist Cristian or Jew, black or white, it would actually APPLY to Spinner. UNLIKE this stuff, on this thread, right here. You game, Spinner?
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