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Moonhead -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 5:36:02 AM)

If the right to bear arms thing was going to reflect the circumstances when the country was founded, presumably it shouldn't cover anything besides smoothbore muskets?
(Also, my understanding was that the notion of an armed population was seen as preferable to a standing army, as is is the situation in Switzerland. The 'States has had quite a big army for a long while now, so it's a redundant amendment under the terms it was set up on.)




kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 5:46:17 AM)

Oh, oh... blasphemy!




SpinnerofTales -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 5:56:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Did you know that Obama was like Hitler? And did you know that Americans have the right to shoot at their government? It's in the Constitution, ya know. So, to prevent Obama from doing a Hitler, and before he takes away your guns, what do you have to do [8|] ?

Edited, coz my syntax is positively FROG this morning [8D] .



Of course Obama is like Hitler, kitten. Let's look at the facts:

1) Hitler was the head of a government. Obama is head of a government
2) Hitler made speeches. Obama makes speeches
3) Hitler was commander in chief of his country's armed forces. Obama is commander of our armed forces
4) Hitler wore pants. Obama wears pants
5) If you add up the numerical values of the names Hitler and Obama, devide by the average rainfall in Bolivia, add the number of times Rush Limbaugh said something blatantly false on a thursday and take the square root, you get a number that is either 666 or not 666.....highly significant.


Coincidence? I don't think so!




kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:01:31 AM)

Since we're having a happy time bashing right-wing news pundits, I would like to reintroduce the subject of evolution, Ann Coulter, and her now famous ancestor, ardipithecus ramidus .It must be tough to make one's name by spitting on evolution, only to end up being publicly shown to have a long-armed, ethnic titted, weirda chica in your list of ascendants. Poor Ann [:o] .




Sanity -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:02:04 AM)


And canons, and warships... [;)]

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If the right to bear arms thing was going to reflect the circumstances when the country was founded, presumably it shouldn't cover anything besides smoothbore muskets?





kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:05:29 AM)

Yeah! I have the right to a nuclear submarine, for fuckssake! And I'll have half a dozen nuclear warheads with that, just in case. They stock them at Wal-Mart, right? What? What? They don't? Are my rights to own the A bomb being infringed by the goddam bleedin heart libewal elite media lobby?!




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:12:30 AM)

dammit, you stole my ard-wina joke.  I was gonna do a whole bit on ard-wina and her Conservative Patsy and their abused daughter Naffy.

it was an absolutely fabulous skit.

oh well.




kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:17:33 AM)

Ah, what can I say, we have da mental connekshion, Paris, and I read your mind, and just went and helped myself [8D] .

~ GreedyPaws




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:25:49 AM)

(in Great Santini Voice):

Okay, you want some food for THOUGHT, son?  Hitler was a half-breed with a curious background, in terms of bloodline, right b oy?

Now who does THAT sound like?  McCain?  No, I think NOT, and neither do YOU son,not while *I* feed an clothe ya, ya little pussy.  NO, listen up and stop lookin' at those fancy ass artfag magazines yer pansy-ass history teacher gave you.  *I* decide what DID and NEVER happened before and after you were born until YOU PAY TAXES, hear me boy?  Good.

Hilter was a failed painter, Obama endorses MY MONEY going to faggots with bullwhips up their buttholes, hear me son?  Ya do?  Want me to buy a bullwhip for YOUR college boy ass, son?  No, didn't think so. Moving on to lesson THREE...

Hitler wanted that damn African desert so bad, and WHERE does Obama's name come from, HUH?  COINCIDENCE?  You think it possible such a synchronicity occurs by ACCIDENT, sonny-Jim? Nope, didn't think so.

Hitler loved jackboots.  you see the height of the heels on those fancy-ass shoes Obie-bama Wan is always wearin'?  JACKBOOTS in the closet, son.  They are just THE SHOE versions of them actors that never kiss girls right that we find out YEARS later never wanted ta kiss girls at ALL.   meaning IN THE CLOSET.  Obama's shoes are in the closet jackboots, marching forward to make sure I cannot choose MY OWN PREFERRED METHOD of getting treatment for the black eye I give you every week.
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Hitler loved beige cafe au lait shirts, Obama chose to be the same colour.  I mean the man isn't even SUBTLE.  Jesus Christ on a Saline, son...




Moonhead -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:34:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


And canons, and warships... [;)]

quote:

If the right to bear arms thing was going to reflect the circumstances when the country was founded, presumably it shouldn't cover anything besides smoothbore muskets?



I'd forgotten about canons and warships, true enough.




MarsBonfire -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 6:52:59 AM)

Does anyone else find it a bit odd that people on a BDSM site would complain about an arts grant to Robert Mapplethorpe? But they would, in all probability condone such funding going to some anti-sex religiously based art instead?

Curiouser and curiouser...




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:07:39 AM)

well dude, I'd agree, but I was writing in character in the interest of the Kittensolgame.

Myself, I had a problem with the fact that Mapplethorpe's "infamous images" (versus his real stuff) was immature HACKERY.  Money should not support HACKS.  If he'd been as creative in his Fetish imagery as say, Manning (artist of Spider Garden) or even Tim Vigil, it'd be fine.

But Mape is one step up from that crap book "Sex" by Madonna.

Man Ray, now THERE was an artist.




Sanity -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:08:44 AM)


I'd really like to own a nice set of dueling pistols from that period, as well. [:)]

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead
I'd forgotten about canons and warships, true enough.




kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:12:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sanity

I'd really like to own a nice set of dueling pistols from that period, as well. [:)]



The ones that have a tendency to explode in the shooter's hands?




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:20:43 AM)

since Ballistas came from before muskets can I have a ballista?  Can I have one, unca Rushbutt, can I  can I huh?




kittinSol -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:37:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

since Ballistas came from before muskets can I have a ballista?  Can I have one, unca Rushbutt, can I  can I huh?


Give me a barrista and we're in bizness. As for Rushbutt, Sanity had a great idea: one of these petoires will make a brilliant Xmass present for him.




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 7:45:46 AM)

Barrista Ballistas!  we shoot snotty drama student bitches serving lattes in black plastic framed elvis costello glasses and skinnyfit jeans at Obie Wan Bama worshippers for being UNAMERICAN!

and we paint swastikas over their trampstamps!




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 8:45:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

This isnt going to end well is it
Lucy



It's turned extremely weird, actually.




MarsBonfire -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 8:56:09 AM)

Perhaps you'd accept a copy of "Final Exit" instead?




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Glen Beck and rush Limbaugh. (10/2/2009 8:59:43 AM)

???




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