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IronBear -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 4:22:39 AM)
No to be unkind blackcat, but perhaps a few helpful suggestions may increase your popularity, given freely to either take on board or dismiss. First get a new photo if you are so confident and good looking. Frankly the photo you have displayed looks like an advertisement in the before side of before and after shots for a Major Plastic Surgeon. Second, if you are so Mr Perfect, you should be able to afford a good publicist to organize you profile and all PR including either writing or at least vetting all posts you make. Thirdly I strongly suggest you see a vet about having the narcissism surgically removed and then you might just make it. Just trying to be helpful and you may like to take on board that those who desire to self promote need provable assets and not just words or the CM sharks and barracudas will home in on you for a feeding (butt kicking) frenzy. My comments may well be the least hurtful you may get, and then perhaps not I may get my arse kicked instead, who Knows, it won't be the first time for shooting straight from the hip.

thishereboi -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 5:26:20 AM)
While I think it is great of you to give this advice to the guy, when the prospective slave gets to the part in his profile that says "What I'm seeking is simple, mating slaves who know their place." and then farther down read "The most important concept is that my ownership of the children overides the women's parental rights. She would have to sign such an agreement/legal document before I'd even consider having children with her. If she ever decided to leave me, which is a possibility, the children would stay with me, not her, per the legal document. It's widely known that a few women have hormonal issues and get homical against their children. Obviously she is admitting per the agreement that I would be less hormonal and attend to the children's needs better than her." I am thinking at that point his picture isn't going to make much difference. He could look like Harrison Ford and there is no way in hell I would go near that. Maybe the reason it is so hard for some to find a good slave is their idea of what a good slave is....in this case it would have to be a really really stupid slave to agree to this.

IronBear -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 7:34:23 AM)
Bugger I knew I missed something. He really said that? Surely not he just couldn't have been so jolly crass could he? Thanks boi I owe you one (not sure what but something will come to mind sooner or later VVWEG).

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 10:00:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daintydimples You don't find great slaves, you make them. I know - I bought a kit of parts off the internet, but I don't think I used the right glue. The first time I put my who-who-dilly into her cha-cha she screamed, farted, then her head fell off. Not my finest hour [:(]

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 10:02:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mistr3ssBrandy Hi guys. latley ive just been feeling like i cant find a great slave.. I don't want a slave that greats on me.

blackcat39 -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 1:52:55 PM)
Its easy to judge someone else. I'm sure there are many women out there who would love to have children and not have the responsibility of raising them. IE adoption.... As if I need to change a damn thing. Nope. I'm not perfect, but my expression can be viewed in alot of ways. And sarcasm is one that falls on many a deaf ear... To presume you know where I'm coming from is an assumption. Assuming makes an ass out of U, not me. ;0 I'm generally sarcastic, and the pic should clue you into that fact. To the women who want to love me: Please stop worshiping my sarcastic mug, at least ask for permission first. ::sigh::

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 2:42:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: blackcat39 Its easy to judge someone else. I'm sure there are many women out there who would love to have children and not have the responsibility of raising them. IE adoption.... As if I need to change a damn thing. Nope. I'm not perfect, but my expression can be viewed in alot of ways. And sarcasm is one that falls on many a deaf ear... To presume you know where I'm coming from is an assumption. Assuming makes an ass out of U, not me. ;0 I'm generally sarcastic, and the pic should clue you into that fact. To the women who want to love me: Please stop worshiping my sarcastic mug, at least ask for permission first. ::sigh:: And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's outside broadcast from the Bide-A-Wee Rest Home For the Terminally Confused. God Save The King! Hurrah and huzzah!

IronBear -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 2:58:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: blackcat39 Its easy to judge someone else. I'm sure there are many women out there who would love to have children and not have the responsibility of raising them. IE adoption.... As if I need to change a damn thing. Nope. I'm not perfect, but my expression can be viewed in alot of ways. And sarcasm is one that falls on many a deaf ear... To presume you know where I'm coming from is an assumption. Assuming makes an ass out of U, not me. ;0 I'm generally sarcastic, and the pic should clue you into that fact. To the women who want to love me: Please stop worshiping my sarcastic mug, at least ask for permission first. ::sigh:: And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's outside broadcast from the Bide-A-Wee Rest Home For the Terminally Confused. God Save The King! Hurrah and huzzah! This ???Person (I'd bet I could have him section 13'd if I could get his ass here)..Has alrerady given me the shits. I just gave birth th the biggest brownie I have ever passed and boy oh boy did it stink.. As it got flushed, I named it... You guessed it " blackcat39" Love you reference to the Terminally Confused. We used to call people like him EDPs .. Emotionally Disturbed Persons and treated them accordingly

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 3:15:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IronBear quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: blackcat39 Its easy to judge someone else. I'm sure there are many women out there who would love to have children and not have the responsibility of raising them. IE adoption.... As if I need to change a damn thing. Nope. I'm not perfect, but my expression can be viewed in alot of ways. And sarcasm is one that falls on many a deaf ear... To presume you know where I'm coming from is an assumption. Assuming makes an ass out of U, not me. ;0 I'm generally sarcastic, and the pic should clue you into that fact. To the women who want to love me: Please stop worshiping my sarcastic mug, at least ask for permission first. ::sigh:: And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's outside broadcast from the Bide-A-Wee Rest Home For the Terminally Confused. God Save The King! Hurrah and huzzah! This ???Person (I'd bet I could have him section 13'd if I could get his ass here)..Has alrerady given me the shits. I just gave birth th the biggest brownie I have ever passed and boy oh boy did it stink.. As it got flushed, I named it... You guessed it " blackcat39" Love you reference to the Terminally Confused. We used to call people like him EDPs .. Emotionally Disturbed Persons and treated them accordingly I wondered if he'd replied to the wrong message, coz I couldn't reconcile anything he'd said against what I'd written. Then I checked back, and found it didn't seem to make any difference to him what was said before, during or after, any given post. It's almost as if he's actually far more evolved, not less, and is operating from a position where time is purely and personally subjective. Which is fair enough. I used to drink a fair bit myself. However, your comments put me in mind of a lovely story about Stephen Fry, the writer, wit and raconteur, which I shall now relate, in an attempt to turn a negative into a positive. (Background reading for Leftpondians: Stephen, comic genius that he is, and plummy tones notwithstanding, was actually raised (although not born) in Norfolk, a flat area of land to the UK's eastward edge, in the south. Pop: not many. Main exports: a) incest and b) having either too many, or not enough, digits/limbs/eyes, due usually to, a), above. The gene pool there is below ankle depth) Stephen once went to his doctor, and described some symptom or other. "Hmmmmmm", his GP said, "that sounds like it needs looking into. Nothing life-threatening, but we should probably get it checked out". As he was speaking, Fry noticed him writing the acronym "NFN" on Fry's records. "Excuse me Doctor", said Fry, politely, "but what have you just written down about me?" "It's just something so the specialists know I'm taking you seriously, and that your problem is nothing to do with any other, er ... "family" issues". "Yes, ok", replied Fry, "but what does it stand for?" The GP shifted uneasily in his seat before replying; "Normal. For Norfolk". No, it's not the funniest thing I've ever posted here. But it makes more sense than that other post.

IronBear -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 3:33:55 PM)
Stephen Fry had a jolly hard path I know. Watched a Bio Doco on him recently and I have a good deal of admiration for him.

DarkSteven -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 3:36:12 PM)
I loved the Jeeves and Wooster series, especially due to Hugh Laurie's Bertie Wooster to Fry's Jeeves.

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 3:43:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I loved the Jeeves and Wooster series, especially due to Hugh Laurie's Bertie Wooster to Fry's Jeeves. So did I. In fact, I bought the complete boxed set, and here it is. <waves archly in direction of shelves> Oddly, many British reviewers gave it a bit of a thumping at the time, as they tend to have in their minds some of the "classic" players of those roles from yesteryear - a typically British failing; we so often hark back to the "glory days", rather than embrace the cultural present and future, because (I think) people get offended by imagining they're being disloyal to those who came before. But whatever; it was a) funny (and as a huge fan of Wodehouse's writings, that's not as easy as you might think to do in a moving medium - the books are beyond compare, and indeed the "Uncle Fred" stories are still the de facto standard for comedic writing, but they fall flat when adapted for visual media more often than you'd think) and b) detailed and interesting. Makes you appreciate Laurie's work on "House" even more though. Truly versatile.

RapierFugue -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 3:45:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IronBear Stephen Fry had a jolly hard path I know. Watched a Bio Doco on him recently and I have a good deal of admiration for him. To his credit though, he does have the strength of character to admit that many of the problems he faced in his formative years (though by no means all) were of his own making. Or, to put it his way; "some small degree of talent was clearly present, but was tempered by the fact I was such an awful little shit". Which is fair enough.

blackcat39 -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 7:02:17 PM)
Okay, lets talk about evolution. Some people are more evolved than others. ;0 I rather not flame or respond to every single person who wants to derail the topic at hand. I like to be above that stuff. If you want to talk to me personally, email me and tell me why you are bothering me. ;0 If I pick a person or two to talk about, its usually becasuse the moderators aren't doing their jobs. ;0

Rhodes85 -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (10/31/2009 9:15:57 PM)
'Hi guys. latley ive just been feeling like i cant find a great slave.. maybe im asking for a lot but being the goddess that i am i should be able to find a good one but i only have one good slave!!!eghhh having a bad day BRANDY!!! ' Yeah i'd say thats your problem right there. 'being the goddess that I am....' no offense but you are giving off a bit of an 'attitude' there that could put alot of people off. That being said, you could ask the same question as 'why can't I find a great boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/etc..' the answer is simple. It takes time and effort to meet the right person. That applies just as much to slaves as it does anyone else.

goodlilgirlsub -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (11/6/2009 7:37:51 PM)
i would like to know why it is so hard to find a great Master??!!!

GoddessImaginos -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (11/6/2009 7:41:03 PM)
I would like to know why it's so hard to find a great piece of ass of ANY flavor..

rockspider -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (12/8/2009 12:28:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: agirl quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: agirl Maybe you'll have to build one ...........I was. agirl Should I be on the lookout for alegogirl kit and can I get her in rainbow colors? Definitely red, black and blue .........not sure about the complete rainbow though........lol agirl That might be an idea for my pal. He is development engeneer over at Billund.[:D] Can i give him your phonenumber, Agirl? He probably ask for a set of drawings.

agirl -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (12/8/2009 2:04:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rockspider quote: ORIGINAL: agirl quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: agirl Maybe you'll have to build one ...........I was. agirl Should I be on the lookout for alegogirl kit and can I get her in rainbow colors? Definitely red, black and blue .........not sure about the complete rainbow though........lol agirl That might be an idea for my pal. He is development engeneer over at Billund.[:D] Can i give him your phonenumber, Agirl? He probably ask for a set of drawings. My owner used a big stick to make me... agirl

lobodomslavery -> RE: why is it hard to find a GREAT SLAVE?? (12/8/2009 2:24:01 PM)
Where are the great slaves.? Where are the snows of yesteryear? Why cant you get good coke in this town? Most slaves are good not great. i mean there are good footballers not great footballers. There are good mechanics not great mechanics and there are good Mistresses not great Mistresses. And then there are decent slaves not great slaves and then there are not too bad servants and then there is what are you having yourself slaves not great slaves. And then there are slaves that love going for a pint and then there are slaves that are great drinkers but not great slaves and then there are slaves that are great craic slaves but they are not great slaves and then some But seriously great slaves are about as rare as hens teeth and Guiness at two o clock at the work place if You get my drift. Maybe to get the great slaves you need to go to the great places like Dublin Ireland, Britain, America, Australia they are mighty craic take it from me chicken there are great slaves. They just arent online. i mean there are good slaves but very few great slaves online Slainte Kevin

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