Aylee
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop it's the training camp thing that gets me.... I'm aware that there are places like Butchmanns, but I've never heard of anything like that in TN. And 'camp', to me, implies a weekend (or a week, at most) get away. So how one can successfully train 8 slaves in that kind of setting is beyond me. Bad weather? Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses" Now I don't want this to scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah Take me home, I hate Granada Don't leave me out in the forest Where I might get eaten by a bear Take me home, I promise I will not make any noise Or mess the house with other boys Oh, please don't make me stay I've been here one whole day Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah How's my precious little bruddah Let me come home if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me Wait a minute, it stopped hailing Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee, that's bettah Muddah, Faddah, kindly disregard this lettah
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.
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