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jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/16/2017 11:28:26 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
I admit deer are pretty, until they creepily commit mass suicide by launching themselves at vehicles.

Unless you're driving a 4x4or a tank, they stand a fair chance of taking the vehicle with them as well...


I did a spoof thesis on, "The Effects of Seasonal Affective Disorder on the Kamikaze Deer of Michigan," proposing a study be done using a course of antidepressants and antipsychotics to prevent further mass suicides. My Professor said it was the funniest thing he had ever read. He said no, to making it my actual Thesis. He wasn't convinced, despite my compelling arguments.


Uh, you have forgotten the fact that some large deer are only stunned after being hit by small to mid sized vehicles, so then you have the possibility of an incident as depicted in the movie 'Tommy Boy.'




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/16/2017 4:49:08 PM)

I admit I've been dragging butt all day, and K has had her hands full motivating me to get up and moving, let alone get our bike ride in.
We did manage to get in a 5 mile ride, but for the first time I spent much of our ride trying to keep up with her.

I admit I think I created a monster.

I admit I'm still struggling with low energy and just wanting to sleep.
I admit I hope I find my old self soon, I miss me.




DocStrange -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/16/2017 8:36:00 PM)

I admit we were enjoying some well deserved rays of sunshine in the backyard today
I admit we oblivious to our surrounding and jamming away with our earbuds in for a few hours
I admit to looking up and almost having a heart attack as a young buck was only 5 feet away
I admit the miss was stunned as she had never seen a young buck with antlers just starting to grow still covered in velvet
I admit that experience got me a brownie point or two :)




WickedsDesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/16/2017 10:01:29 PM)

liar




DocStrange -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/17/2017 4:33:20 AM)

Grow up you moron




ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/19/2017 3:13:32 AM)

I admit that I am working hard on several projects since my brother's house caught fire back in June.

I admit that my feet are swollen...edema is a bitch.

I admit that osteoarthritis is a bitch as well.

I admit that its time to take some pills and go back to bed.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 9:22:02 AM)

I admit I'm so very close to convincing my K that we need to get an RV and live a gypsy lifestyle.

I admit there are people on this board I'd like to meet on our (as of now) theoretical travels.

I admit I'm on my phone posting admits because step one in convincing K is to stop making her crazy when she's driving.

I admit I read the admits to her and she's bobbing her head emphatically in agreement. Hmmph.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 9:45:00 AM)

I admit I found the perfect rv for Winsome and K (since Winsome seems to be the 'road less traveled' type)

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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 10:01:14 AM)

Kay says yeehaw.....I just squealed happily. I admit I'd drive the hallouta that!

ETA K says she likes Jlfs way of thinking . I admit my maniacal chuckle escaped at those words!




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 11:46:00 AM)

It needs a folding ladder to climb in and out.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 11:56:36 AM)


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It needs a folding ladder to climb in and out.

We would need a slide out ramp in the back for sure.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 12:30:34 PM)


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It needs a folding ladder to climb in and out.

We would need a slide out ramp in the back for sure.

Maybe a catapult to shoot people into the back of it?




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 12:49:31 PM)

I admit I look like a cackling looney tune, that made me laugh so hard.

I admit, note to self, read collarchat in private. Not the car.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 1:40:45 PM)

Sorry.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 3:26:10 PM)

I admit YAY! Internet! Finally!




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 4:38:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I admit YAY! Internet! Finally!



Tell me about it, it sure makes it easier for us at the IllumaNUTi and the Galactic Security forces to keep track of you




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 5:57:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

I admit YAY! Internet! Finally!



Tell me about it, it sure makes it easier for us at the IllumaNUTi and the Galactic Security forces to keep track of you



About that, I think I accidentally shot down one of your drones. Oops




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 6:08:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


About that, I think I accidentally shot down one of your drones. Oops




Weren't one of ours, we get ours from Klingon Imperial Covert Industries, with cloaking modules...

Probably the NSA, IRS, CIA or FBI, last I checked you were on all the really special lists.

Or it might have been one of Lucy's. You never know about Brit expats living in Canada.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 6:23:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


About that, I think I accidentally shot down one of your drones. Oops




Weren't one of ours, we get ours from Klingon Imperial Covert Industries, with cloaking modules...

Probably the NSA, IRS, CIA or FBI, last I checked you were on all the really special lists.

Or it might have been one of Lucy's. You never know about Brit expats living in Canada.


I blame Lucy.

Although, my Father-in-law and brother-in-law work(ed) for NASA, my dad was military intelligence and my ex-worked for the NSA, my grandfather the FBI. I'm probably on someone's list somewhere.




Lucylastic -> RE: I Admit It I........ (7/21/2017 9:10:51 PM)

Id cackle but that would give the game away.
:)
My ex worked for the govmnt, he went thru a security thing with me as a foreign national.... I was cleared, strangely enough, mind you that started before obama....




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