RE: I Admit It I........ (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message


Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 12:34:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
I admit the little twerp was up at 0530 and dressed wanting to know "When does the bus get here?" with a smile on his face
I admit I do not do perky, ESPECIALLY at 530 in the freaking morning and without coffee. (okay, I do not do or tolerate perky at any time of the day with or without coffee, perky people should be hanged by their toenails from ceiling fans)


I admit UM thought as well that 5am is a great time to get up😣

I admit I put down the shutter and she agreed 😂😂😂 Time for more sleep 😴😴😴





DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 4:59:00 PM)

Coffee pot with a timer. Set it the night before and wake up to it.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 5:40:14 PM)

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 5:52:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Coffee pot with a timer. Set it the night before and wake up to it.


I still have to deal with perky morning people prior getting my caffeine level up to nominal levels, which is a minimum of 2 pots.

Which is probably the best reason for me not to be president, perky aid walks into the oval office and says "Good morning Mister President." with a smile, and I respond with "Not now it aint!" and push the button launching the nukes.

Now as Emperor of the world, I would show a bit of restraint, instead of destroying the planet, maybe have all the adults in England flogged.....




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 7:40:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 9:56:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]



Dont know about the hug, but I just finished a leather covered spanker that needs broke in[sm=evil.gif]




tamaka -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/21/2017 10:05:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]



Dont know about the hug, but I just finished a leather covered spanker that needs broke in[sm=evil.gif]


Use your sister like you usually do.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 5:47:48 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tamaka


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]



Dont know about the hug, but I just finished a leather covered spanker that needs broke in[sm=evil.gif]


Use your sister like you usually do.


Tamaka, you are the standing joke of the universe, a pimple on the ass of creation, worthless beyond all reasoning in personality, intellect with zero redeeming qualities, you are the one major mistake in the creators work in the universe.

I would not lift a finger to help you if God himself commanded it, in person.

You insult everyone, speak as an authority on subjects you could not possibly have a clue about, and to be honest, you are lower than whale shit in challenger deep.

However, you have proved one thing, there is a woman on the planet that is worse than my first wife, a woman so lacking in redeeming qualities that she was even abandoned by her own family for the way she neglected her children.

Your very existence so diminishes the beauty of the universe that even Satan is appalled by your presence.

To imply, or insinuate anything as abhorrent as incest proves one thing, you are beneath contempt and in any culture with a high value on morals you would be shunned and left to rot in the wilderness.

In that point, I feel that my Apache and Cherokee ancestors had a better grasp of law than the modern world.




Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 6:29:53 AM)

I admit the eclipse was awe inspiring.
During totality, you could see stars.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 7:19:33 AM)

I admit that after the first of three solar eclipses I have witnessed, the quirk of orbital mechanics has lost its charm.
I admit that I am a jaded bastard who views the world through the eyes of a cynic
I admit that a perfect cup of coffee at 5 am is more awe inspiring than any eclipse.

Although...

I admit that seeing a newborn foal find and discover the use of its legs has more beauty and majesty than any eclipse (okay its also funny as hell sometimes.)
I admit that sitting at the edge of a mountain meadow and watching deer graze and not taking a shot has its perks.
I admit that hearing a wolf howl on a dark night has majesty

I admit that seeing an article about Chelsea Clinton defending Barron Trump's wardrobe choices is funny as hell when it is considered a major news story




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 8:13:35 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]



Dont know about the hug, but I just finished a leather covered spanker that needs broke in[sm=evil.gif]

I admit hugs can make nice aftercare [;)]




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 8:55:22 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I admit the eclipse was awe inspiring.
During totality, you could see stars.


I admit you've been seeing stars for awhile now. I admit, may that long continue [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 10:51:01 AM)

I admit that I decided to pop in and say hi!
I admit that I hope everyone is doing well.




tamaka -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 11:24:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: tamaka


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

I wonder if there's a market for some of intravenous pump you can attack to the coffeemaker to empty it into a vein once it's finished brewing?

I admit my first thought was IV drip or feeding tube (which are a pain in the @$$).

I further admit, GRR AARRGH GAH [sm=gaah.gif][sm=halloweensmiley_41.gif][sm=needahug.gif]



Dont know about the hug, but I just finished a leather covered spanker that needs broke in[sm=evil.gif]


Use your sister like you usually do.


Tamaka, you are the standing joke of the universe, a pimple on the ass of creation, worthless beyond all reasoning in personality, intellect with zero redeeming qualities, you are the one major mistake in the creators work in the universe.

I would not lift a finger to help you if God himself commanded it, in person.

You insult everyone, speak as an authority on subjects you could not possibly have a clue about, and to be honest, you are lower than whale shit in challenger deep.

However, you have proved one thing, there is a woman on the planet that is worse than my first wife, a woman so lacking in redeeming qualities that she was even abandoned by her own family for the way she neglected her children.

Your very existence so diminishes the beauty of the universe that even Satan is appalled by your presence.

To imply, or insinuate anything as abhorrent as incest proves one thing, you are beneath contempt and in any culture with a high value on morals you would be shunned and left to rot in the wilderness.

In that point, I feel that my Apache and Cherokee ancestors had a better grasp of law than the modern world.


Roflmao




angelikaJ -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:04:29 PM)

What is wrong with you?




tamaka -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:22:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

What is wrong with you?


I'm too honest.




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:40:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tamaka

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

What is wrong with you?


I'm too honest.


I admit, no, you lack simple social skills. Or maybe you have a fetish for inspiring contempt. Either way, I admit, you're a waste of space.




tamaka -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:45:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: tamaka

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

What is wrong with you?


I'm too honest.


I admit, no, you lack simple social skills. Or maybe you have a fetish for inspiring contempt. Either way, I admit, you're a waste of space.


You're just jealous.




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:50:16 PM)

GT! Massive Hugs. How are you?

JLF: if you get that caffeine pump perfected, my oldest would gladly sign up for it, name your own price. Back in high school, she could only wake up if the smell of the coffee had gotten to her room. Watching her try to find it with eyes still closed was like watching zombies rising from the dead. Pretty funny as long as you didn't get in her way.




angelikaJ -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/22/2017 1:52:50 PM)

Honesty had nothing to do with the response that prompted my question.
It is disturbing to realise you might honestly believe it does.




Page: <<   < prev  3606 3607 [3608] 3609 3610   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.5