jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/19/2017 8:39:41 PM)
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I admit I stumbled on the materials list and design drawings for a queen size captain's bed with wood overhead for storage, as well as under bed storage. I admit that since the ends of the bed are enclosed, leaving only one opening into the bed, it leaves open the possibility of certain hardware at each end of the bed. I admit that this piece of furniture would be better suited on a 140 foot bluenose schooner. I admit that a 140 foot schooner would require a crew of at least 20... which brings up the question, where in the hell am I going to find 20 submissive females that know port from starboard, the difference between standing and running rigging, and that wont get sea sick in heavy seas? And no, whoremods, should I find such a crew I am not going to sign you on as bosun!
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