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ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/18/2017 6:05:21 PM)

I prefer using crickets for fishing bait but its been a while...




Lucylastic -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/18/2017 6:23:13 PM)

when I first met my ol man, we lived in a shitty one room place, and we bought an iguana, and we fed him crickets and meal worms, a cricket got loose, in the room...and hid under the fridge, and spent night after night doing what crickets do best....it drove us both batty, we tried everything, moving, cleaning vacuuming, but he hid very well. Sleepless nights drove him to smack it, by smashing it against the wall. with a cricket bat

We never gave him a treat of crickets again.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/18/2017 7:18:56 PM)

I admit that I am wishing I had about 245 solar masses worth of antimatter to dispose of this annoying moth....




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/19/2017 4:54:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

NO!!! A Spotted Dick!!!


His dick isn't coming anywhere near me even if it doesn't have spots on it, sweetie.
[;)]



Okay a Cricket bat then, although I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why you Brits seem to think you need such a big chunk of wood to bat a cricket. Here in the states, we find that a shoe works fairly well, or a rolled up newspaper or magazine.

Unless of course you folks are trying to cover up the fact that you have some really large and dangerous crickets over there.

The cricket bat is named in honour of one of our native species, the west country cricket bat (nottious realius battius):
[img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/primeval/images/7/7b/Series2-FuturePredatorWithNeuralClamp.jpg[/img]
as you might have gathered, with something that size as their main predator, west country crickets are rather large:
[img]http://www.lomion.de/cmm/img/spc/insect.gif[/img]
The chap sitting on top of the giant west country cricket merely shows the correct scale. They are a protected species, and nobody rides them, not even people from Cornwall...




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/19/2017 6:08:34 PM)

I knew it, you folks restricted firearms and the critters got out of hand and now they wont let you have anything more than a bat




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/20/2017 4:54:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I knew it, you folks restricted firearms and the critters got out of hand and now they wont let you have anything more than a bat

[:D]




Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/20/2017 8:24:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

when I first met my ol man, we lived in a shitty one room place, and we bought an iguana, and we fed him crickets and meal worms, a cricket got loose, in the room...and hid under the fridge, and spent night after night doing what crickets do best....it drove us both batty, we tried everything, moving, cleaning vacuuming, but he hid very well. Sleepless nights drove him to smack it, by smashing it against the wall. with a cricket bat

We never gave him a treat of crickets again.


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I admit my new laptop already died๐Ÿ˜ก and will be sent back for repair๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I admit as I canโ€™t be without one for an uncertain period of time I ordered a new one๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/21/2017 12:02:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

when I first met my ol man, we lived in a shitty one room place, and we bought an iguana, and we fed him crickets and meal worms, a cricket got loose, in the room...and hid under the fridge, and spent night after night doing what crickets do best....it drove us both batty, we tried everything, moving, cleaning vacuuming, but he hid very well. Sleepless nights drove him to smack it, by smashing it against the wall. with a cricket bat

We never gave him a treat of crickets again.


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I admit my new laptop already died๐Ÿ˜ก and will be sent back for repair๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I admit as I canโ€™t be without one for an uncertain period of time I ordered a new one๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

I admit our politicians screw up and donโ€™t manage to decide that they wanna work together๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ quite exciting right now to watch how it will continue[sm=smiley_popcorn.gif][sm=smiley_popcorn.gif][sm=smiley_popcorn.gif]




I admit my new computer has not died.
I admit that I am sick to death of drywall.
I admit that even though a live aboard boat has more upkeep, they also offer the ability to move and not have to pack.

I admit also that my sister does not agree that dry wall mud goes on her nose......




DocStrange -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/21/2017 4:01:04 PM)

I admit I am looking forward to heading to Germany in 2 weeks.
I admit my mouth is already watering for the Glรผhwein and Kartoffelpuffers
I admit I am also looking forward to a side trip to Dortmund to pick up some new goodies from Demask
I admit I am having steak on Thanksgiving and not turkey!
I admit that said steak will be accompanied by some fresh Helle's lager to boot
I admit the weather is looking perfect for Turkey/steak/beer day :)




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/21/2017 7:56:56 PM)

I am planning on deer hunting early thanksgiving day, and if the hunting gods are favorable, venison for thanksgiving dinner.




peppermint -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/21/2017 10:28:09 PM)

I had a nice 4 by 4 buck in my backyard a few days ago. He tangled his antlers in the (expensive) electric poultry netting I use to keep the fox from eating the chickens. Lucky for him, I'd been doing some work on the netting and the fence was turned off. However, it took 5 game wardens to get him loose. They'd called for the tranquilizer guys. When they showed up and they all headed for the buck, the buck flipped out, threw himself in the air and landed on his side on the ground. They jumped on him, sawed off the antlers, and he was free without having to use the drugs. Before the wardens showed up I had a couple neighbors who really wanted that buck. He should make it though hunting season as he now resembles a doe.




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/22/2017 9:12:16 AM)

Poor baby, no mating for him this year.

When we emptied out the beach house for handing it over to the new owners, as I was waiting for the ferry, an 8 pointer walked up to me. He wanted the bag of almonds in my purse. And as long as I kept feeding him, he let everyone around pet him and take pictures.

It was a magical end to 50 years.

Because they wonโ€™t let you carry a dead deer on the ferry, the place gets no hunters.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/22/2017 9:21:48 AM)

I think the best experience I have been a part of was when I went to a friend's place in Montana to hunt elk.

We set up a large camp as a base to work from, complete with a propane fired portable fire pit (I personally felt that this was a luxury item not needed on a hunting trip) then proceeded to spend the day looking for a herd of elk my friend knew to be in the area.

There had been an early snow fall, so there was about 18 inches of snow on the ground and of course, cold as hell.

After spending the day in the fruitless search for elk, we returned to the camp, and topping the hill above the camp site we discovered the herd.

There standing around the fire pit was a big bull with his harem of 10 enjoying the fire pit we left burning.

The four of us were laughing so hard none thought to take a shot, and of course the laughing scared the herd and they left in a hurry.

I cant help but think the critters watched us from a grove of trees, talking among themselves planning on using our fire after we left.




peppermint -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/22/2017 4:37:23 PM)

I'm just hoping someone thinks of me and gives me some elk meat. I know from Facebook that they got at least one in the family. Would adore some moose but no one has been able to snag a tag for the past 15 years.

I would have loved to see those elk staying warm around the fire. What luxury for them.




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/22/2017 5:53:08 PM)

Forget about shooting them, that would have made a great poster.

Somebody did get an 8 pointer here the other day. But no bear yet.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/23/2017 6:31:43 PM)

I haven't had moose in years, I miss it... last time I made moose fried rice, DEEEEELISH!!!!!
I've never had bear though, does it have a gamey taste?




peppermint -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/24/2017 3:03:56 PM)

I admit I've never had bear. Have a bear rug over in the motor home. Gary shot that when he was a young man.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/24/2017 4:24:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I admit I've never had bear. Have a bear rug over in the motor home. Gary shot that when he was a young man.



I was going to reply with something to this, but for once I allowed my mind to rise above the gutter......

God I hope I am not growing up.




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/24/2017 5:48:33 PM)

Iโ€™ve only eaten it once, too strong a flavor for me.

But I donโ€™t approve of bears denning within 100 feet of the house. Nobody likes to open a door and be face to face with a black bear.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/24/2017 6:14:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Iโ€™ve only eaten it once, too strong a flavor for me.

But I donโ€™t approve of bears denning within 100 feet of the house. Nobody likes to open a door and be face to face with a black bear.


Now that is just racist (speciest?) desegregation is the law!

I mean I got two wolves living in my house (well, they sort of think it is there house) and even a yankee living here.

And maybe the bear is only looking to borrow a cup of sugar, or maybe invite you over for coffee or dinner?

Did you think of that?

I mean seriously, first it was spiders, now bears.

Where do you expect them to live, Mar-a-Lago?




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