jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/1/2017 1:52:05 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower I admit the lack of help/effort from my husband to get our new house organised pisses me off๐ก๐ก๐ก I admit I hired now someone who will install our lamps which I bought, cause otherwise they will never be put up, considering it is now about 4 weeks ago that I bought them... I admit he will also screw our curtain sticks over the windows and our bathroom mirror cabinet... I admit once my husband brought our bathroom mirror cabinet with him from our previous home I will arrange the appointment with that other guy, to complete that job. I admit I am looking forward to it ๐๐๐ Phoenix, I am afraid that you are unaware of the genetic memory held by all human males, so I will help to inform you... You see, many countless centuries ago, human males attempted to help the women organize and decorate the new cave they had moved into. This usually resulted in countless movements of furs, boulders and whatever heavy objects that passed as furniture back in that time period. After a few generations, a genetic memory was formed that is only passed down to males, which thus causes a parallelizing phobia when it comes to helping organize and decorate a new home with our mates. This is also about the time males developed the instinctual defense mechanism of looking or acting completely brainless and stupid when tasked with seemingly simple tasks, like when we are told to feed the kids breakfast and we give them cake and ice cream. You see, it is the fault of your primitive female ancestors that this happens today.
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