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WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/1/2017 1:20:52 PM)

Because if you're up and personal with the tiger, you don't need to worry about bracing the gun and placing your shot?




Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/1/2017 1:35:41 PM)

I admit the lack of help/effort from my husband to get our new house organised pisses me off๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I admit I hired now someone who will install our lamps which I bought, cause otherwise they will never be put up, considering it is now about 4 weeks ago that I bought them...

I admit he will also screw our curtain sticks over the windows and our bathroom mirror cabinet...

I admit once my husband brought our bathroom mirror cabinet with him from our previous home I will arrange the appointment with that other guy, to complete that job.

I admit I am looking forward to it ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/1/2017 1:52:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

I admit the lack of help/effort from my husband to get our new house organised pisses me off๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I admit I hired now someone who will install our lamps which I bought, cause otherwise they will never be put up, considering it is now about 4 weeks ago that I bought them...

I admit he will also screw our curtain sticks over the windows and our bathroom mirror cabinet...

I admit once my husband brought our bathroom mirror cabinet with him from our previous home I will arrange the appointment with that other guy, to complete that job.

I admit I am looking forward to it ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š



Phoenix, I am afraid that you are unaware of the genetic memory held by all human males, so I will help to inform you...

You see, many countless centuries ago, human males attempted to help the women organize and decorate the new cave they had moved into.

This usually resulted in countless movements of furs, boulders and whatever heavy objects that passed as furniture back in that time period.

After a few generations, a genetic memory was formed that is only passed down to males, which thus causes a parallelizing phobia when it comes to helping organize and decorate a new home with our mates.

This is also about the time males developed the instinctual defense mechanism of looking or acting completely brainless and stupid when tasked with seemingly simple tasks, like when we are told to feed the kids breakfast and we give them cake and ice cream.

You see, it is the fault of your primitive female ancestors that this happens today.




ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 2:37:47 AM)

I admit that the ortho doc says I have to do PT on my shoulder...it is trying to stiffen up (and still is quite painful to tell the truth).

I admit that I am having injections done to my lower back/tailbone on the 19th.

I admit I am tempted to say screw it all and drink up some of the damn good Amaretto and Baileys.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 5:07:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I admit that the ortho doc says I have to do PT on my shoulder...it is trying to stiffen up (and still is quite painful to tell the truth).

I admit that I am having injections done to my lower back/tailbone on the 19th.

I admit I am tempted to say screw it all and drink up some of the damn good Amaretto and Baileys.




Well, the irish is okay, but the fancy stuff?

I admit that my doctor's nurse called to remind me of my appointment yesterday
I admit that she said "you need to keep an open mind about options for treating knee problem."
I admit that if they even hint at scoping it again, I might be tempted to stick needles of cortisone in their asses.




heavyblinker -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 5:10:26 AM)

I admit it that every time I see this thread pop up in the 'As the collar turns' box, I think 'wow, not another tell-everyone-unwanted-details-about-your-life thread'.




peppermint -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 6:30:04 AM)

I admit that I like knowing what's happening. Those little details help make the people here more real. They are just not just people who enjoy kink. They are people who have lives.




Wayward5oul -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 7:25:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: heavyblinker

I admit it that every time I see this thread pop up in the 'As the collar turns' box, I think 'wow, not another tell-everyone-unwanted-details-about-your-life thread'.

I admit your account has been hacked by a certain female poster who comes in here just to annoy people.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2017 10:16:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: heavyblinker

I admit it that every time I see this thread pop up in the 'As the collar turns' box, I think 'wow, not another tell-everyone-unwanted-details-about-your-life thread'.

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jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/6/2017 5:59:44 PM)

I admit that I got fitted for a new knee brace today....
I admit that it was an "in network" provider.
I admit I have gained 6 months before docs start talking surgery again.

I admit that the doctor did not like my solution of taking the leg off above the knee, fitting a wooden peg, getting a parrot and becoming a pirate.

I admit my doctor has zero sense of humor.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 3:24:45 AM)

You can't be sure that he didn't think you were suggesting a procedure that your health insurance doesn't cover, to be fair.
[;)]
Good luck.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 5:39:20 AM)

I admit that thanks to President Trump, the first Christmas leave a cousin managed to get in four years in the navy has been cancelled, due to possible adverse reaction to his announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital.

I mean its no big deal that his 76 year old mom is in failing health and this might be her last Christmas does it?




DesFIP -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 5:48:22 AM)

I admit that if it werenโ€™t for people like phoenix's husband, guys who do home improvement would be out of work.

If it helps though, I used to start projects just before dinner, and spread stuff all out on the table. It pushed my ex to go do it while I finished cooking.




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 6:54:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I admit that if it werenโ€™t for people like phoenix's husband, guys who do home improvement would be out of work.

If it helps though, I used to start projects just before dinner, and spread stuff all out on the table. It pushed my ex to go do it while I finished cooking.



I admit that my sister has said once more that we will not be painting the living room (or any other room for that matter) my system, as perfected by the mythbusters....

Something about putting explosives in a five gallon bucket of paint seems to make her uneasy.....




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 9:34:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I admit that thanks to President Trump, the first Christmas leave a cousin managed to get in four years in the navy has been cancelled, due to possible adverse reaction to his announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital.

I mean its no big deal that his 76 year old mom is in failing health and this might be her last Christmas does it?

If his mother isn't jewish, she probably supports the jihadists and is lucky not to be locked up: her spending Christmas alone is trivial next to that.[/bosco]
You couldn't fucking make it up, could you?




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 9:37:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I admit that if it werenโ€™t for people like phoenix's husband, guys who do home improvement would be out of work.

If it helps though, I used to start projects just before dinner, and spread stuff all out on the table. It pushed my ex to go do it while I finished cooking.



I admit that my sister has said once more that we will not be painting the living room (or any other room for that matter) my system, as perfected by the mythbusters....

Something about putting explosives in a five gallon bucket of paint seems to make her uneasy.....

Mr Bean did that one the best part of a decade before the bear and the twink on Mythbusters...




jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 10:49:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I admit that thanks to President Trump, the first Christmas leave a cousin managed to get in four years in the navy has been cancelled, due to possible adverse reaction to his announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital.

I mean its no big deal that his 76 year old mom is in failing health and this might be her last Christmas does it?

If his mother isn't jewish, she probably supports the jihadists and is lucky not to be locked up: her spending Christmas alone is trivial next to that.[/bosco]
You couldn't fucking make it up, could you?



My cousin is a fourth generation Annapolis grad presently assigned to the Med as a hornet pilot.




WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 10:54:41 AM)

Are those the jets they lost one of in Suffolk on a training exercise?




DocStrange -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 7:22:40 PM)

I admit the Christmas markets in Germany are beautiful
I admit I never tire of seeing the DOM cathedral all lit up at night in Koln
I admit I never tire of the street bands who perform at night and hearing the sounds echo off the stone buildings and sounding like a symphony
I admit I had way too much gluhwein last night!




Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/7/2017 9:10:04 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Phoenix, I am afraid that you are unaware of the genetic memory held by all human males, so I will help to inform you...

You see, many countless centuries ago, human males attempted to help the women organize and decorate the new cave they had moved into.

This usually resulted in countless movements of furs, boulders and whatever heavy objects that passed as furniture back in that time period.

After a few generations, a genetic memory was formed that is only passed down to males, which thus causes a parallelizing phobia when it comes to helping organize and decorate a new home with our mates.

This is also about the time males developed the instinctual defense mechanism of looking or acting completely brainless and stupid when tasked with seemingly simple tasks, like when we are told to feed the kids breakfast and we give them cake and ice cream.

You see, it is the fault of your primitive female ancestors that this happens today.


I admit, thank you for enlightening me...

I admit he is damn good at looking and acting completely brainless and stupid...

I admit, however, with his Dr. in physicist I know he isnt brainless or stupid...he obviously got away with such behaviour as a kid...unlike me...




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