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How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:36:12 PM   
JamesJohnson1986


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Status: offline 		I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win.

I appreciate your time.
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:38:04 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:38:32 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:39:16 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:39:44 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:42:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think you should wait another week. Just a single week of teasing yourself is not nearly long enough.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 6:44:45 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		So. . . what happens. . .you look at yourself in the mirror and say:

"You have a stupid hair-cut and you dress yourself funny!"

I guess that the whole, "teasing your own self" escapes me. 

Sthrn,

Can I tease Otter instead?

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:06:25 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:06:58 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:12:04 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:12:39 PM   
CarrieO


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986

Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win.



I love that you've given us the rules to this game of yours.

But.....I think I will pass.  I need to wash my hair or something important like that.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:14:09 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Even looking for an online player... one still has some work to do to achive that end goal. He might do better in an extreme or role playing chat room than here on the boards.

If finding a dominant was that easy... everyone would have one. lol

Don't ask me to spell or type well after my long shopping trip that a submissive could have offered to do for me... if I had one here. Damn... guess I better get to workin on that! lol

< Message edited by Lockit -- 11/10/2009 7:15:30 PM >

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:15:14 PM   
Lucienne


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ETA: With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:17:04 PM   
MsLadySue


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Status: offline 		He appreciates our time ... wonder if he feels the same about our comments? 

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:17:11 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

You're kidding, right?


Nope!  I would LOVE to tease Otter!  But I think that his Lady should okay it first! 

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:18:43 PM   
MsLadySue


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Status: offline 		True one has to work to achieve the end goal ... but do little boys have the patience?

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:20:24 PM   
Lockit


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:20:39 PM   
RedMagic1


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ORIGINAL: Lucienne
With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater.

I dated a woman who was an ex-prodomme, and we were hanging out one night talking about pervertables, and she brought up "cheese grater."  After I stopped going wtfwtfwtf, she explained that no, silly, she didn't really use it, she just threatened "sensitive parts" with it.


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:27:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm going to steal that idea. Love it!

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:32:01 PM   
RedMagic1


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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

I'm going to steal that idea. Love it!

You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage.  I've never sessioned with one, but I bet it could be a hell of a mindtwister.  ("Mindtwister" is my new "ladies message board" word for a better-known BDSM term.)

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