Mercnbeth -> RE: The Latest In Thinly-Veiled Evangelical Christian Obama Death Threats (11/20/2009 8:15:56 AM)
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Blessed are the cheese makers 'ya know, audio recording quality was quite poor back then. Maybe the scribe didn't hear correctly... Bearded Man: Could you be quiet, please? What was that? Wiseguy: I don't know, I was too busy talking to Bignose! Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers". Bearded Man's Wife: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers? Bearded Man: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. Wiseguy: See, if you hadn't been going on we'd have heard that, Bignose. Bignose: Hey, say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in! Wiseguy: Oh, better keep listening, might be a bit about "Blessed are the Bignoses". Brian: Oh, lay off him! Wiseguy: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conkface. Where are you two from? Nose City? Wiseguy: One more time, mate, I'll take you to fucking cleaners! Bignose's Wife: Language! And don't pick your nose! Bignose: I wasn't going to pick my nose! I'm gonna thump him! Spectator II: Hear that, blessed are the Greek! Bearded Man: The Greek? Spectator II: Hmm. Well, apparently he's going to inherit the earth. Bearded Man: Did anyone catch his name? Bignose's Wife: You're not gonna thump anybody! Bignose: I'll thump him if he calls me "Bignose" again! Wiseguy: Oh, shut up, Bignose! Bignose: Ha, right! I warned you! I really will slug you! Saaah... Bignose's Wife: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, innit? I'm glad they're getting something because they had a hell of a time.
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