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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 12:21:50 PM   
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and btw Loki...don't try this shit. I was out at night with my best friend and her 15 yr old daughter. The cars timing belt broke, it was sub zero outside, so we went into a nightclub to wait for a tow.
The bouncer made a crack to the 15 yr old, and her mother moseyed up to him, jammed her knee directly into his balls, and sweetly suggested he never, ever talk to her child in that manner again.

He could have reported her to the police, but he didn't. See...he was well over 6 feet tall. She is 5'1. Pride goeth before the balls.


The bouncer handled it differently than I would have. For starters, the woman who attacks me better expect to end up in the hospital. However, unlike the bouncer I don't make cracks about underage girls.


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 12:26:56 PM   
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and btw Loki...don't try this shit. I was out at night with my best friend and her 15 yr old daughter. The cars timing belt broke, it was sub zero outside, so we went into a nightclub to wait for a tow.
The bouncer made a crack to the 15 yr old, and her mother moseyed up to him, jammed her knee directly into his balls, and sweetly suggested he never, ever talk to her child in that manner again.

He could have reported her to the police, but he didn't. See...he was well over 6 feet tall. She is 5'1. Pride goeth before the balls.


The bouncer handled it differently than I would have. For starters, the woman who attacks me better expect to end up in the hospital. However, unlike the bouncer I don't make cracks about underage girls.

Honey...i HEARD the knee meet the balls from six feet away. Trust me, you would have been whining soprano.


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 12:43:11 PM   
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Honey...i HEARD the knee meet the balls from six feet away. Trust me, you would have been whining soprano.


Pain is only temporary, sweetie. Broken bones last much longer.


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 12:47:39 PM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 1:01:21 PM   
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He always did have a problem driving...


OK, that was funny.



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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/28/2009 1:18:26 PM   
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OK, from Yahoo news: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/glf_woods_accident


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 5:41:32 AM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 7:37:39 AM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 7:47:50 AM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 8:34:03 AM   
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Maybe she is a model.  Have you seen Heidi Klum on "Project Runway"?  hehe


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 8:58:08 AM   
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That was the first thing I noticed, too. I'll bet she gets that a lot.


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 3:33:16 PM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 11/29/2009 3:56:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Interestingly, the original story that CNN was broadcasting Friday night was that his wife "freed" him from the SUV by bashing in the back window with the golf club.  (I was sitting in an airport watching it.)

Also, for the record, news reporters use words like "apparently", "allegedly", and "according to" to keep themselves from getting sued.  It's called attribution. Unless you have absolute proof to back up your information, you can be sued and lose by simply stating facts the way you see them.  Saying something "allegedly" happened covers your butt some because it implies that you are only reporting what you heard from another source, or what it appears to be, you're not actually making the statement.  Lame, but it is a libel or slander defense loophole.

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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/2/2009 7:38:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Schaudenfreude dance as Tiger Woods confesses [only once caught, which makes him trebly guilty], and Jesper Parnevik tells Tiger to anti-Nike so next time, 'Maybe just don't do it.'

Hill. Larious. Another dumbass who makes WAY too much money for his IQ.

So, for the doubting Thomas's, kindly pony up that donation to a shelter of your choice, and you really should double it when you remember the physical damage caused by males on their spouses, any gender, is 700% more than females on their spouses.

Sing it with me! Schaudenfreude ...

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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/2/2009 8:26:53 PM   
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Interestingly, the original story that CNN was broadcasting Friday night was that his wife "freed" him from the SUV by bashing in the back window with the golf club.  (I was sitting in an airport watching it.)

Also, for the record, news reporters use words like "apparently", "allegedly", and "according to" to keep themselves from getting sued.  It's called attribution. Unless you have absolute proof to back up your information, you can be sued and lose by simply stating facts the way you see them.  Saying something "allegedly" happened covers your butt some because it implies that you are only reporting what you heard from another source, or what it appears to be, you're not actually making the statement.  Lame, but it is a libel or slander defense loophole.



Chymes, it appears from the news that "Mrs Woods" had another target in mind with that 6 Iron! If she smashed the window out it was to get at him not get him out.
I'm waiting for the "Tiger Woods jokes" anytime now!
Hey, didn't that Kennedy kid use a 6 iron to kill his next door neighbor, Martha Moxley? Nasty club that.

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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/3/2009 12:06:46 AM   
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and you really should double it when you remember the physical damage caused by males on their spouses, any gender, is 700% more than females on their spouses.


Bullshit. Males don't sneak up on their wives while they're sleeping and empty a shotgun into their backs, only to get TWO DAYS in jail for the crime *and* get their kids back.


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/3/2009 7:51:01 AM   
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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/3/2009 4:45:07 PM   
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Yes yes, men are complete victims and women are evil, conniving bitches, we get it.


Not you. You're sweet.

The rest of them, though... they ought to be illegal, if you want my opinion!


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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/3/2009 5:53:08 PM   
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Yes yes, men are complete victims and women are evil, conniving bitches, we get it.


And here I thought (hoped) you had me on ignore.

So, you are tired of seeing my thoughts on female to male domestic violence? Well I'm tired of seeing so-called champions against domestic violence acting like the only kind that occurs is male on female.

Deal with it. Or just ignore me. (Actually, I kinda prefer option two. I certainly don't need a married woman giving me her number online again.)

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RE: Tiger Woods in serious condition - 12/3/2009 8:41:15 PM   
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Yes yes, men are complete victims and women are evil, conniving bitches, we get it.


Not you. You're sweet.

The rest of them, though... they ought to be illegal, if you want my opinion!



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