switch2please -> RE: Fox News anchors dumbing down for their audience (12/15/2009 1:55:41 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Loki45 Wow. That's some pretty damning evidence. I can't wait to see how the fox fans dance around those links. If the past is any indication, they'll do a few things: 1) Trot out Dan Rather as a show of how awful the "liberal media" is 2) Claim that these are "innocent mistakes" and point out a three month old error in the "shipping news" section of the NYT to show that all news organizations have these errors. 3) Claim that Fox is being picked on because they aren't part of the liberal, left-wing, media conspiracy. There may be some minor variations, but that's pretty much what the game plan seems to be. That's absolutely ridiculous - everyone knows the awful liberal media is figureheaded by the deplorable Dan Rather, and I know better than to trust the words that come from the teleprompter to the tv broadcast if they're filtered through his mouth. These are innocent mistakes! May I direct your attention to this outdated and wildly irrelevant error in the New York Times - see, they printed 'to' instead of 'too', and the only reason this flaw in the liberal media didn't make headlines is because it's a grammatical conspiracy organized by the left-wing socialists! FOX rules! *tee hee* sarcasm doesn't always translate well in written media, but I love playing the devil's advocate... That said, the news anchor either has had a frontal lobotomy since she studied at Stanford and Oxford (I think it's free with the facelift/tummy tuck package at Trophy Wives 'R' Us) or she's clearly dumbing down the information to reach the audience. When your knuckles drag the ground, it's hard to catch more than a couple syllables at a time so small words are best - and tvs keep getting bigger...abstract concepts from that height freakin' hurt! Her sympathetic idiocy was probably the producer's idea to keep the Fox demographic engaged - I mean, I certainly don't know what a czar is (what am I, a book-readin' socialist with some fancy public school education?!) - but accepting some personal responsibility wouldn't be inappropriate. If any of this wasn't understood.....google it. You know you want to.
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