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mnottertail -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (12/31/2009 2:27:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Hey, what's this I hear about beer farts? Once or twice I've come across references to "the day after a night of beer and a sausage sandwich from the sidewalk vendor", but thought it merely apocryphal. Please, enlighten me (just don't use any open flames...) Blatz was a particularly virulent strain, and had 'side effects'.

Sanity -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (12/31/2009 3:30:28 PM)
Oh hell no. We can talk about this kind of shit for weeks... quote: ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY FR: Shoot! I've been away from the OTF for a few days ... I thought this thread had withered a long time ago! Firm

FirmhandKY -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/1/2010 8:22:30 AM)
Ok, while trying to find thorn a "good answer" about what beer farts are, I came across this guy: Mr Methane Some of his videos. I'm giving no comments. [8D] Firm

LadiTrukDriver -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 12:54:22 AM)
Ok, here's my question, and even being a female I have still yet to figure this out. As a truck driver I use A LOT of public restrooms, but my question is how the hell is it that a woman will piss ALL OVER the seat???? I just can not get this one figured out! Lauri

flogger -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 1:30:18 AM)
This is a no brainer, a woman stands up and squats to avoid sitting down on a dirty seat. They don't give a damn where the piss lands as long as it gets out of her body. Check out the site "the pisstube"

WyldHrt -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 1:34:46 AM)
Flogger is mostly right, but missed the fact that tampon strings can seriously interfere with "aim" when squatting. Still, nasty that they can't even be arsed to wipe the seat. [:'(]

kiwisub12 -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 7:05:04 AM)
Thats much the same as the people that change their babies diaper - and throw it out the window of their car!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How nasty can you be?

LadiTrukDriver -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 4:54:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Loki45 quote: ORIGINAL: wykkidesire2plsU You are in a public restroom and sit down and it is already wet.....ewwww. This falls in line with the question I ask of women who get mad at their husbands for leaving the seat up -- Do you seriously not look before you sit? I mean of all the places in all the world where it would be a good idea to look before sitting down, I'd consider the bathroom to be right at the top of the list. I Just can't understand why that is such an overlooked precaution. When it comes to leaving the seat up & us women looking 1st? That only works well if you're not getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom & you're 1/2 asleep, needless to say, you get an extremely COLD, WET, & RUDE awakening REALLY quick LOL

windchymes -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 6:01:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadiTrukDriver quote: ORIGINAL: Loki45 quote: ORIGINAL: wykkidesire2plsU You are in a public restroom and sit down and it is already wet.....ewwww. This falls in line with the question I ask of women who get mad at their husbands for leaving the seat up -- Do you seriously not look before you sit? I mean of all the places in all the world where it would be a good idea to look before sitting down, I'd consider the bathroom to be right at the top of the list. I Just can't understand why that is such an overlooked precaution. When it comes to leaving the seat up & us women looking 1st? That only works well if you're not getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom & you're 1/2 asleep, needless to say, you get an extremely COLD, WET, & RUDE awakening REALLY quick LOL After being married to a couple of males and raising two other ones, I developed a reflex...if a toilet seat doesn't touch the backs of my legs just before sitting down, the sitting motion stops automatically and I stand back up, lol. It came in handy on many moonlight bathroom trips.

Loki45 -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/2/2010 10:59:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadiTrukDriver When it comes to leaving the seat up & us women looking 1st? That only works well if you're not getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom & you're 1/2 asleep, needless to say, you get an extremely COLD, WET, & RUDE awakening REALLY quick LOL Actually, it always works. You just have to do it every time.

GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: Gross stuff we never talk about ... (1/3/2010 9:28:24 PM)
OP: ............. so my scarf from an earlier post(#22) was left in the alley.. destined to act as raven and magpie deterrent for a nearby garden But one time....and not at band camp... we were on our way to the city in about -40 and I suddenly had to go badddddddd.. I told my husband to stop the car... "Here?" he said I said "Any fukkin where!" I raced out in to the deep ditches of snow... It was ok becuz the snow was hard so I could walk a ways on top I hunker down to do my business and all is well..ahhhhhhhh. then I hear a faint creaking and all of sudden I FALL thru the snow crust into a hole softened by hot shit...bare assed and INTO the subsequent shit there of.. I manage to clean up.. but when we arrive at said destination the kids have to say "Our car stinks like shit" to which I wish to retort.. "Yes my darlings but you each have a scarf.." GM

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