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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 7:13:20 AM

Jeffff

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June?... you have no idea the things I imagine...........

Happy New Year!

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 7:13:39 AM

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I am just a figment of my own imagination.

Ah, so that's why I dream about you!

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 7:15:19 AM

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Ah, the new year is officially started off right. Have to have a fake thread very early in it or the universe would become unbalanced. I feel better now.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:23:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

June?... you have no idea the things I imagine...........

Happy New Year!

Ward

I believe it is a good thing that none of us have any idea of the things you imagine........

Really many of the "fakes" give us a good laugh. Master was chatting to a "lady" earlier today who he pretty soon got the idea was a man. He asked what this female did and she said she was in the British Navy. When he asked her rank she said "Superindend Lady Officer" which cracked us both up. So really where would we have fun if there were no fakes?

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:29:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The only question I have for to OP is, who decides who is fake and who is real?

It's a thankless job, buy I'll take it on.

Alla youse wimmins form a line here. I have an exhaustive examination process to determine whether you're real or not. It includes a written exam and an oral exam...

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:32:28 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The only question I have for to OP is, who decides who is fake and who is real?

It's a thankless job, buy I'll take it on.

Alla youse wimmins form a line here. I have an exhaustive examination process to determine whether you're real or not. It includes a written exam and an oral exam...

You must have the examination couch too

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:38:05 AM

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It includes a written exam and an oral exam...

Oral exam? What do we get if we get all the questions right :)

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:44:31 AM

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You get to swallow.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:51:59 AM

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You can't exclude the men

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 8:52:55 AM

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Doesn't the year's first complaint about fakes make one all warm and fuzzy inside??

OP...when you figure out a way to verify the gender and motives of each and every person on any internet site, you get a patent on it cause you'll be on the way to make a fortune. In the meantime...if she is young and sexy and looking to be owned by you but needs relocation funds, she's a fake. Sorry you feel for that common one.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 9:03:30 AM

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FR-
Damnit, thats what I get for sleeping in this morning- you folks have used up all the good snark.

Meet New Year, same as the old Year!

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 9:11:14 AM

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Don't worry AnimusRex, the snark potential rises exponentially whenever the year ends in an even number :)

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 9:35:58 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The only question I have for to OP is, who decides who is fake and who is real?

It's a thankless job, buy I'll take it on.

Oh thanks sweetie Steven...I can't wait to receive your opinion about some fellows I met....just to see if my opinion was correct or if I was biased

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 9:49:55 AM

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I dont worry about fakes ruining my rep.. I've done it myself ;)

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 9:53:56 AM

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I fake being a man, if you pop by my house, Im really not going to choke you with my cock.

Really, its all an unverifiable rumor.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 10:02:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I dont worry about fakes ruining my rep.. I've done it myself ;)

Happy new year beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 10:07:06 AM

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you too, darling!!

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 10:40:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: DaddyinNeed

There are a few fakes on here that contantly 'pretent' to be what they are not.

Just ignore all the fakers in this thread giving you a hard time. Although you've been around 4 years, you only have 4 posts to your name, so let me help you out a little here.

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This is bad for all our reputations

I think I can safely say that I, and all the other non-fake people around here (all 7 of them), are not in fear of what will happen to our reputations no matter what someone else does. My reputation (and I actually went and asked a non-fake friend) says that I am dependable (shows up when I say I am going to), generous (will give the last lemon cream pie in my fridge to anyone who is hungry), a decent top (okay, I think they might have been delusional on that one), a good submissive (there is that delusion again), trustworthy, grounded, a good parent, etc., etc.

I am not worried about my reputation.

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and by ignoring it we acrually condone it

Ahh, the old silence=consent.

Let's pretend I wrote a long, legal argument for when silence does equal consent and when it does not. More often than not, it does not.

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which will in time kill the rooms off.

I am guessing here you mean the chatrooms. Why on earth would you protest something happening in the chatrooms, in here - in the forums? It's like going to the mountains and protesting coastal erosion of beaches by dredging. You just end up with a whole lot of people scratching their heads and wondering about your intelligence. Take your argument to where the problem is.

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What can we do about it?

We? Do you have a friend in your pocket? There is no "we" here... the "we" is where the problem is (see previous answer). And if chatrooms are causing you that much angst and fear for your reputation, try the little red X in the upper right corner... and get out and meet some people.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 11:48:02 AM

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Being a man actually.

He and his sons run a plumbing business in Massachusetts.

http://www.superpages.com/bp/Milton-MA/F-A-King-Sons-L0000589635.htm

I had a brief, if not deep, dark affair with he and his snake in the early nineties.

But alas it all went down the toilet rather quickly.

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RE: Faking being a woman or man - 1/1/2010 1:27:27 PM

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I agree. Chia must be forced to admit that he really isn't a green plushie with googly eyes. I find it highly offensive that he's hiding behind this false face, and believe he must admit that he really is a far less attractive shade of chartreuse!

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