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Mianboss -> Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:08:20 AM)

Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight!
Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle.
Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts.
Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true".
Must view our profile and apply properly on the site.
Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.
Apply for 2010.

Miss Miranda




omkfY -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:11:38 AM)

would you life fries with that?




sophiesback -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:13:18 AM)

Wow *totally off topic* but that's the first time i've ever witnessed anyone else nicknamed "Boss" on here. i was totally like WTF when i saw that scrolling across...




LordNLadyDeLion -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:15:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mianboss

Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight!
Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle.
Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts.
Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true".
Must view our profile and apply properly on the site.
Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.
Apply for 2010.

Miss Miranda



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marshalp -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 1:09:32 AM)

Unmmm, yummy... but can i get Onion rings...

Oops sorry, wrong counter... (Boss isn't happy) [:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: omkfY

would you life fries with that?




Elizabeth666 -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 2:20:23 AM)

There are fakes everywhere, unfortunately.





WyldHrt -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 2:24:59 AM)

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Spots... acquires target... and *POUNCES* on LordnladyDeLion!!!!  Where the hell have you been!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Oops! [/hijack]




LordNLadyDeLion -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 2:35:57 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

[sm=applause.gif]

Spots... acquires target... and *POUNCES* on LordnladyDeLion!!!!  Where the hell have you been!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Oops! [/hijack]



Playing in the straight world [:D] Trying to pass for 'normal' - making sure jobs can't do an internet search and find you because the email you supplied links back to an old profile or two? [;)] The usual, how are you bad girl?!?! I'm still wearing my collar by the way! [:)]




hippybrat -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 3:17:29 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mianboss

Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight!
Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle.
Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts.
Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true".
Must view our profile and apply properly on the site.
Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.
Apply for 2010.

Miss Miranda


Like omkfy, I have to wonder if you want fries with that?

I also feel the need to ask... You want her to relocate, be more than you dream of, and be willing to be dropped (despite relocating) if you feel like it.

What's in it for the slave?




Mianboss -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:04:54 AM)

More than she dreams of too.
Reasd the profile please.

Miss Miranda




theGuideGoddess -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:54:32 AM)

Perhaps not all are seeking to serve a narcissist, indeed they may even be far and few between.  Your profile creates good fodder for game players though and IF I had too much time on my hands and wanted to play games.....I might choose you too.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 5:21:35 AM)

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Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.


This just struck me as... ummmm... well g*d complex.  Lifetime commitment as y'all see fit.  Are you gonna what?  Say "ok... 17 months is lifetime enough."

Now, you seem to be new here (the ice cream cone gave it away I'm afraid)....  So let's seeeee...

First, this is not an "ad" section.  There is in fact an introductory section. 

Second, many of us are frustrated with  "fakes" as well.  How do we know YOU aren't one of them?

Third, what have you got to offer?  Nothing as far as I can see in your ad. 

Fourth, the Massachusettes cold notwithstanding, I'd pass you over.  Your little ad shrieks of "do Me domination".  No reason to trust you at all.  No reason whatsoever to think I'd be safe with you.

Finally, welcome to the boards.  We are a strong willed, weal and twue gwoup of people.

Take a breath, step back, and join in. 

sunshine

Oh I forgot one more thing.  Giving orders here generally doesn't go over well.  Yeah, not so much.

quote:

More than she dreams of too.
Reasd the profile please.


However, let's see... ohhh I don't know... Lot of folks have pretty good imaginations!  And the please was a nice touch in your second post.

Good luck!






allthatjaz -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 5:36:43 AM)

When I first read this I thought it was a joke.
Then I read your profile and thought hmmm narcissist or at least someone with a very big dose of tops disease.
Then I read your journal and I see that you have outed someone (yes...named them) as a fake.
Your the sort of people I warn others against.

Maria




CarrieO -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 5:48:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mianboss

Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight!

You may want to ask for a refund.

Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle.

Oh, so this is just an ad.  I was hoping for something a bit more original.

Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts.

Massachusetts, depending on the area, can be quite lovely.  I prefer the Pioneer Valley area.  Oh, I forgot, this is part of your ad...carry on.

Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true".

Crap...Not only am I not a slave, I'm also not adorable and only excitable about certain things which I'm sure you aren't offering.

Must view our profile and apply properly on the site.

I don't view profiles when told I MUST...a bit demanding of you given I have no clue who you are and have no real reason to care.  I'm not even going to touch the "apply properly" stuff.

Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit.

"Lifetime commitment" but only as long as you see fit...so maybe not a lifetime.  Too much of a crap shoot for me.  But then I'm not a slave...not even submissive.  Makes me wonder why you felt the need to post this in the "Ask a Mistress" section if Dommes aren't your target audience.

Apply for 2010.

Miss Miranda

Miss Miranda, you'll find these types of posts rarely get the responses you hope for.  Why not just grab a drink of choice...I'm having coffee...sit back and see if there's something you can contribute to in any of these threads with something more interesting besides an extention of your profile.  Oh, I would also suggest you grab equally large amounts of humor and humility...not to mention maturity and common sense...before posting again. 

Of course, you could just continue down this merry little path of ridiculous self-promotion...





sunshinemiss -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:05:00 AM)

I love you, Carrie.  I just do.  I can actually hear your voice in my head "Carry on."  I am now singing "Carry on, from Carrie O"    My very own Carrie O key... *giggles




DarkSteven -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:06:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Wow *totally off topic* but that's the first time i've ever witnessed anyone else nicknamed "Boss" on here. i was totally like WTF when i saw that scrolling across...


If Bruce Springsteen wants a slavegirl, who are you to object?




Jeffff -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:21:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Wow *totally off topic* but that's the first time i've ever witnessed anyone else nicknamed "Boss" on here. i was totally like WTF when i saw that scrolling across...


If Bruce Springsteen wants a slavegirl, who are you to object?




He gets his from Ghana


Jeff




LadyPact -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 7:06:48 AM)

Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, if all you attract on the site are the fakes, that the problem really might be you?




thishereboi -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 7:16:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mianboss

More than she dreams of too.
Reasd the profile please.

Miss Miranda


Wow, an expert in so many things, it's kinda scary. Makes me wonder why you can't find anyone in your local community though. Don't they have submissives in Massachusetts?




UmbraDomina -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 7:44:37 AM)

Have you tried one of the 15 or so local to Mass real time groups, where you can actually met people with out demanding they give their life to you with out knowing you?

You do understand that just becouse you call it BDSM doesn't change the fact it is STILL a relationship, one that must be grown, built upon, trust established, comman interests bantered, there must be a balance between kink and regular life.


and lastly since you are demanding this dream person, relocates to you, does your bidding at all times, do you plan on providing them with a allowance to cover any and all of their existing bills, as well as provide for all her current needs, including but not limited to, clothes, food, airfare for visits to her family, spending money, as well as insurance, health, dental, vision and life? Will you be providing a 401k, or retirement fund? Reality please.......




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