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sunshinemiss -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:39:52 PM)
I don't know... If it meant being permitted to look through LaT's windows, I might be convinced....

Jeffff -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 12:41:25 PM)
Shitty lifestyle slaves! I here by withdraw my offer of endless pain and domination.....untill I got bored. Jeff

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 2:39:03 PM)
checks her clipboard I'm very sorry for any inconvience ma'am but I'm afraid all our true female slaves have been earmarked for buyers who placed their orders for 2010 more promptly. I suggest being on the phone at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve to see if you can get a 2011 model but we may be in backorder status until 2020 by the look of this. The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. They might tide you over since, as you stated in your order form, you are looking for lifetime commitment that you can drop at any time. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal!

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 2:51:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mianboss Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight! Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle. Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts. Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true". Must view our profile and apply properly on the site. Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit. Apply for 2010. Miss Miranda ummm, this sounds suspiciously like a profile. Maybe, just maybe, it belongs on the other side.....where the PROFILES ARE???

LadyPact -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 3:17:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub checks her clipboard I'm very sorry for any inconvience ma'am but I'm afraid all our true female slaves have been earmarked for buyers who placed their orders for 2010 more promptly. I suggest being on the phone at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve to see if you can get a 2011 model but we may be in backorder status until 2020 by the look of this. The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. They might tide you over since, as you stated in your order form, you are looking for lifetime commitment that you can drop at any time. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal! Hey! I'll apply to be one of the trainers. I'll bet some of those returns can be whipped (pardon the pun) back into shape. [8D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 3:21:52 PM)
I think this can be arranged. Of course, I'll have to run a personal test of your whipping skills. For purely professional reasons of course... [:D]

BitaTruble -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:04:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse They don't do windows either............or so I've heard. I would soooooo do windows if it meant I could get rid of this damn Vista!!

ElanSubdued -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:19:53 PM)
Lady Pact, quote: AquaticSub: We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. They might tide you over since, as you stated in your order form, you are looking for lifetime commitment that you can drop at any time. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfaction is our number one goal! LadyPact: Hey! I'll apply to be one of the trainers. I'll bet some of those returns can be whipped (pardon the pun) back into shape. [8D] AquaticSub: I think this can be arranged. Of course, I'll have to run a personal test of your whipping skills. For purely professional reasons of course... And, to help avoid gender bias while sampling, I'll have to run the same personal test. You didn't know I'm a researcher who is clearly committed to science, did You? Ah, yes. All in the interest of enhancing Your body of accurate success metrics. :-) Elan.

ElanSubdued -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:21:35 PM)
BitaTruble, quote: I would soooooo do windows if it meant I could get rid of this damn Vista!! Try the seventh sign. It actually is an improvement. Elan.

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:30:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued And, to help avoid gender bias while sampling, I'll have to run the same personal test. You didn't know I'm a researcher who is clearly committed to science, did You? Ah, yes. All in the interest of enhancing Your body of accurate success metrics. :-) Elan. Ahhh but we are doing the testing for whiping female slaves. [;)] Though we are going to be launching our latest model "100% REAL male slaves" next quarter, an improvement over our current "65% real male slaves" and we will probably need test subjects to help with the calibrations. [:D]

Valyraen -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:34:02 PM)
So... I smelled a train-wreck of a thread, so I poked my nose in here... and I was right! The ol' troll-dar ain't failed me yet!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 4:36:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I think this can be arranged. Of course, I'll have to run a personal test of your whipping skills. For purely professional reasons of course... [:D] oooooooo I volunteer to be the test slave, for the purpose of testing LadyP's whipping skills of course. Hmmm did that sound too eager?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 5:51:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal! Hey, can I order one of those defective ones with minds in a brunette model? I can guarantee a lifetime committment as long as you can guarantee basic relationship compatibility. It's a win-win.

marshalp -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:15:39 PM)
Is it just as the OP said... "lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit..." quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal! Hey, can I order one of those defective ones with minds in a brunette model? I can guarantee a lifetime committment as long as you can guarantee basic relationship compatibility. It's a win-win.

Icarys -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:21:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mianboss Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight! Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle. Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts. Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true". Must view our profile and apply properly on the site. Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit. Apply for 2010. Miss Miranda You probably won't find many like that but if you happen to revise that and decide you won't the exact opposite..You'll have your pick.[:D]

maybemaybenot -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:25:36 PM)
FR: Dammit, I fall just shy of the mark once again. [:(] I live in Mass, an a twue lifestyle bla bla bla, read the profile, was checking each quality off, getting really excited about maybe moving to Fitchburg..... and........ B A M. I reach down between my legs to check and see if I am wet and ... nada... squat. jack shit. Dry as a bone. I am a total failure. I think I will go out back and toss myself off a ledge or something. mbmbn

UniqueRaven -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:36:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub checks her clipboard I'm very sorry for any inconvience ma'am but I'm afraid all our true female slaves have been earmarked for buyers who placed their orders for 2010 more promptly. I suggest being on the phone at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve to see if you can get a 2011 model but we may be in backorder status until 2020 by the look of this. The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. They might tide you over since, as you stated in your order form, you are looking for lifetime commitment that you can drop at any time. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal! LOL!! [:D] checks her back for a "returned" tag

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:40:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I think this can be arranged. Of course, I'll have to run a personal test of your whipping skills. For purely professional reasons of course... [:D] Eww, eww, eww! Can I work in the Human Resource Department???

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:43:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub The damn things keep being returned for having a mind of their own. Don't worry though - our best trainers are solving that problem right now! We have a few discount and returned models that I can send out for you. And remember, here at Slaves R Us, customer satisfication is our number one goal! Hey, can I order one of those defective ones with minds in a brunette model? I can guarantee a lifetime committment as long as you can guarantee basic relationship compatibility. It's a win-win. But of course! All slightly used but come with an Aqua pre-owned guarentee of quality! And, as usual, all have already completed their basic kneeling, serving and obedience courses and will be delivered with all required paperwork. [:D][:D][:D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:44:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven LOL!! [:D] checks her back* for a "returned" tag* Uh... honey.... that isn't where we put the return tags... [8\|]

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