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SweetPoosy -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 6:45:44 PM)
OK, all I really want to know is...How do I get my eyebrows to lift that high?

UniqueRaven -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 7:18:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: UniqueRaven LOL!! [:D] checks her back* for a "returned" tag* Uh... honey.... that isn't where we put the return tags... [8\|] Oooooohhhh. i keep getting this slave thing all wrong. [;)] <--------defective i think i'm still under warranty - can i line up in LadyPact's queue for refurbishment? Hee hee!

Lashra -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 8:43:22 PM)
You would probably get a better response if this was posted in the Ask a submissive section. Most of the Dommes that I know really do not desire to be slaves to a Dom couple. As for untrue, unreal, fakes they exist without a doubt of all genders, orientations etc etc etc...Just block, delete and move on with life. ~Lashra

Valyraen -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 8:48:47 PM)
I worked SO hard to keep from replying to this... but since I actually work in customer service and handle some returns and warranty situations... Raven, if you've been exposed to liquid, I'm afraid your warranty's been voided. Likewise if you've been dropped, physically damaged, lost or stolen, or if you're more than a year outside of your initial manufacturer's sale date. Of course, we do have the option of a replacement through your insurance coverage, but you'll be charged your deductible. Go ahead. Ask me what the deductible is. Please [:D]

LadyAngelika -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 8:50:49 PM)
quote: Go ahead. Ask me what the deductible is. Please I'll bite :-D - LA

Valyraen -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 8:57:03 PM)
[>:] Lucky guess... pouts and toddles off to gnaw on his Kitten

marshalp -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 9:14:27 PM)
LadyA... you are the queen on pun... [:D] ROFLMAO (i had to actually think about the initials... sad i know)[&:] quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: Go ahead. Ask me what the deductible is. Please I'll bite :-D - LA

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 9:18:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen [>:] Lucky guess... pouts and toddles off to gnaw on his Kitten Hey hey... no gnawing on me while I'm working!! I have paperwork on the last batch of returns to handle!

UniqueRaven -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 9:19:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen I worked SO hard to keep from replying to this... but since I actually work in customer service and handle some returns and warranty situations... Raven, if you've been exposed to liquid, I'm afraid your warranty's been voided. Please define "exposed." quote: Likewise if you've been dropped, physically damaged, lost or stolen, or if you're more than a year outside of your initial manufacturer's sale date. gropes around to see if all her pieces are still in the box quote: Of course, we do have the option of a replacement through your insurance coverage, but you'll be charged your deductible. Didn't i come with the extended service plan? Here's my bar code.... quote: Go ahead. Ask me what the deductible is. Please [:D] Ummmm.....squirms What's the deductible? i don't understand the secret discussed between you and LadyA - hee hee!

Valyraen -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 9:33:46 PM)
Hey, hey... I'm pretty sure that groping around your box for all your bits is going to void that "exposed to liquid" clause in the warranty! As for the deductible... let's just say that I like to bite. Lady A just got a lucky bloody guess...

marshalp -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/5/2010 9:55:25 PM)
Well botox for one would do it... But i think in this case... it narcissism quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy OK, all I really want to know is...How do I get my eyebrows to lift that high?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 12:45:44 PM)
quote: Didn't i come with the extended service plan? Here's my bar code.... Wow I've never seen a barcode there before looks impressed

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 2:14:44 PM)
We take all precautions to ensure that the tracking barcode won't ever become damaged. [:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 2:27:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mianboss Boss and I have had it with the fakes on this sight! Seeking a truly submissive female to care for Miss Miranda and Boss in a Poly lifestyle. Must be willing to relocate to Massachusetts. Must be adorable, excitable, and more than We dream of "come true". Must view our profile and apply properly on the site. Lifestyle and lifetime commitment for as long as We see fit. Apply for 2010. Miss Miranda i believe the question has been asked, yet, there has been no answer. So i will ask again... What is it you bring to the table that makes a submissive woman, or a slave, long to be held to your standards of body worship and ownership? The way i read your list, you desire a woman willing to give up everything to serve you. Im sure many would, eventually, love to comply with your desire. But this is a consensual relationship, and give and take is the norm. In return for utter devotion and complete servitude, what is it you will provide for said woman?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:18:15 PM)
Sometimes silence is the answer, tazzygirl.

LadyAngelika -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:26:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen [>:] Lucky guess... pouts and toddles off to gnaw on his Kitten Awww.. pouty Doms are so cute!! ;-) - LA

OttersSwim -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:28:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen [>:] Lucky guess... pouts and toddles off to gnaw on his Kitten "MiniMe No! We don't gnaw on our kitties..."

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:31:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen [>:] Lucky guess... pouts and toddles off to gnaw on his Kitten Awww.. pouty Doms are so cute!! ;-) - LA Aren't they though?!?!? When he gets all pouty I just wanna hug him and go "Whose my domly dom? Huh? Whose my domly dom?" Yeah... I get spanked a lot...

UniqueRaven -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:32:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub We take all precautions to ensure that the tracking barcode won't ever become damaged. [:D] Yes...bzzt.....ouch!.....they're......bzzt........Yeeks!........pant pant........quite thorough...... flop out-for-repairs julie [:D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Where are the true female lifestyle slaves? (1/6/2010 3:40:20 PM)
sighs dramatically Damn it... now we've gotta take another one through the orgasm calibration testing. I swear ya'll break on purpose...

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