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Jeffff -> Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:03:09 PM)

Really! For all you whine ill mannered girls who can't find a man.

Try Pot Roast!............ the potato's should be mashed.

Don't ask us about our day while we are eating it.


I hope this helps.


Jeff




sunshinemiss -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:04:38 PM)

Carrots and onions too?  With chocolate cake and ice cream for dessert?




CarrieO -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:08:38 PM)

How about "Pot Roast for women who are just hungry...hold the potatoes"? [;)]





girlygurl -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:08:41 PM)

I'm not ill mannered, and I have a man (or I should say, He has me) but I can cook a mean pot roast that would knock your socks off.

What happens when us wimmen folk ask you about your day while you're eating Jeffwey?

girly of the carrying fork kind




sunshinemiss -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:09:46 PM)

Oh I just realized... Is this that whole... he's all potatoes and no meat ... kind of thing?




girlygurl -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:10:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Carrots and onions too?  With chocolate cake and ice cream for dessert?



food slut




Jeffff -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:12:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Oh I just realized... Is this that whole... he's all potatoes and no meat ... kind of thing?
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NOOOOOOOOOO. I want the pot roast... I just want mashed potatos too!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:13:29 PM)

Sorry, but my meatloaf and carmel french toast get's em.

Jeffwey, does that titilate your tastebuds??????




girlygurl -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:15:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Sorry, but my meatloaf and carmel french toast get's em.

Jeffwey, does that titilate your tastebuds??????


You called?


girly, the carmel french toast lover




persephonee -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:19:10 PM)

But, but, but....if i dont ask him how his day was...all i hear are the happy hummy noises he makes when he chews.




UniqueRaven -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:20:02 PM)

Jeffff, the other day you wanted Pancakes, Pork chops, and Pasta (angel hair, with marinara, as i recall)

Tonight you would like Pot roast and Potatoes (mashed)

Is this CM or Sesame Street?

[:D]

*Edited because i had too many "f's".




persephonee -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:20:58 PM)

hes gotta be pregnant.




KatyLied -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:21:27 PM)

It sounds like he wants someone to cook for him so he won't have to pay for dinner!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:25:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl


quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Sorry, but my meatloaf and carmel french toast get's em.

Jeffwey, does that titilate your tastebuds??????


You called?


girly, the carmel french toast lover


See??????

Pavlov's Dog= Girly




dcnovice -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:25:33 PM)

quote:

the potato's should be mashed.


Shouldn't they be little round potatoes that roasted along with the meat?




Jeffff -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:28:22 PM)

It's heartcream's fault, she is having pot roast as we speak! She taunted me with it.

fucking bitch!


Jeff




cjan -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:34:20 PM)

When it's chilly,as it has been even here in South Florrrida, a man's mind naturally turns to pot roast. That sublime, savory, aromatic rendering of over-cooked meat. We don't want sushi, seafood or no steenking meatloaf neither ! Just wet, fall-apart, pot roast wif lots of gravy, carrots, onion, and taters, mashed or otherwise.

Grunting and other manly sounds at the table are fine, just no girly nattering, please. After dinner, we would be pleased to hear girly grunting and those cute slurping sounds y'all make.




Jeffff -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:37:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

When it's chilly,as it has been even here in South Florrrida, a man's mind naturally turns to pot roast. That sublime, savory, aromatic rendering of over-cooked meat. We don't want sushi, seafood or no steenking meatloaf neither ! Just wet, fall-apart, pot roast wif lots of gravy, carrots, onion, and taters, mashed or otherwise.

Grunting and other manly sounds at the table are fine, just no girly nattering, please. After dinner, we would be pleased to hear girly grunting and those cute slurping sounds y'all make.



You, are a wise man.





thornhappy -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:40:00 PM)

...but...but...but...aren't you more prone to uh...lemmee see...outgassing after such a fine repast?

Shouldn't the wimmin wait for the gas to pass before making the slurping noises?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Pot Roast and the art of submission (1/5/2010 6:48:29 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

...but...but...but...aren't you more prone to uh...lemmee see...outgassing after such a fine repast?

Shouldn't the wimmin wait for the gas to pass before making the slurping noises?



If you were a Weal sub, you'ld don some noseplugs and breathe through your ears.




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