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domiguy -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/13/2010 12:20:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

and I always thought domiguy, osf and the donkeyman create the worst threads...so congratulations, yours is worse by far...

I did not manage to read more than the very first line as quite frankly, already your avatar puts me off reading it as that blinking just irritates in addition to your rumble.

So congratulations to your own space on CM [:)] I'm out [:'(][:'(][:'(]


Thank you. The deep thinkers such as donkeyman. osf, cuckoldmepls and myself can only surmise from your ringing endorsement that we must be doing something right.

Sorry, but I had to view your profile. Was curious as to what kind of a woman would disparage the good name of osf and donkeyman?

So your new Dom in Oklahoma now has control over your profile...Great news!!!

"You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma"---Lyrics

"There's a full moon over Tulsa,
I hope that it's shining on you.
The nights are getting cold,
In Cherokee County.
There's a Blue Norther passing through.
I remember green eyes and a ranchers daughter.
But remember is all that I do.
Losing you left a pretty good cowboy,
With nothing to hold on to.
Sundown came and I drove to town,
And drank a drink or two.
You're the reason God made Oklahoma,
You're the reason God made Oklahoma.
And I'm sure missing you,
I'm sure missing you."


I can only hope to do better in the future so we can be friends.




heartcream -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/13/2010 6:53:09 PM)

Wow that was so weird. I didnt really read that I found it illegible but I kept thinking, "wendydarling" . Lo and behold he showed up and praised the OP, are they one and the same? Sure feels like it.

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”

Carl Gustav Jung




DarkSteven -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/13/2010 7:49:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

And when do we get to the humor part?


If you want to stick around and wait for it, feel free.  Me, I'm outta here.




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/15/2010 8:04:11 PM)

Hindenburg Copilot - Captain, we just lost the electrical generator.

Hindenburg Captain - Don't worry about it, the ropes are already down and secured. It may be a dark in the lounge but who cares?

Passenger in Lounge - Give me a light.

bartender lights a match

Passenger - NO, I meant Bud Light.

KAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

FACT:  The Germans were far more advanced than anyone had ever thought, and not just in weapons development. Light beer was first invented by the Germans so their women would quit breaking the chairs. Truth is stranger than fiction.








wandersalone -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/16/2010 12:25:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

We are all God's children.

Mohamed

Damn I read that as we are all god's chickens




wandersalone -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/16/2010 12:26:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Hindenburg Copilot - Captain, we just lost the electrical generator.

Hindenburg Captain - Don't worry about it, the ropes are already down and secured. It may be a dark in the lounge but who cares?

Passenger in Lounge - Give me a light.

bartender lights a match

Passenger - NO, I meant Bud Light.

KAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

FACT:  The Germans were far more advanced than anyone had ever thought, and not just in weapons development. Light beer was first invented by the Germans so their women would quit breaking the chairs. Truth is stranger than fiction.



Just out of interest....are you on drugs? [:)]




LanceHughes -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/16/2010 12:35:47 AM)

Eve gives the apple to Adam who takes a bite.

First words out of his mouth: "Stand back, honey.  I don't know how big this thing's gonna get."




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 7:48:51 AM)

Finally, someone with the intelligence and imagination to understand this thread. Good one.




EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 7:54:31 AM)

Yep, it's about tasteless and humorless rants you steal off the net without attribution.
 
Same as all the other shit you post basically.




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 8:20:45 AM)

Chinese Emporer - We have to do something about these invading mongolians. They are taking jobs away from my people, and we can't feed and house them all. I propose we build a great wall to keep them out.

Emporers advisor Napalitano's ancestor -  We don't need to build fences. These people are only here to help us make progress. Fences don't work any way.

Emporer - Well if you believe that then let's take down the fence around your compound.

She agrees, and the day after it's taken down, about 1000 Mongolian immigrants surround her compound and demand she share her wealth. When she refuses, they take her property and kill her. Unfortunately, Napolitano had already raised her daughters, and when they found out about it, they defected to America to escape the same fate.

You got it. Arizona territory where they could attempt to eliminate another border. If you look at Janet Napolitano's head, you can tell that her ancestors (the daughters) had been screwing the Illegal Mongolians and passed on their genes. This is where we get the term Mongoloid. This same family although not intelligent, did have a gift for being politically correct, and they are the ones who invented the word progressive from their ancestor's favorite word "progress as translated from chinese" which was passed down from generation to generation and finally caught on once the liberals took control of the media outlets.

Never mind that most people consider progress to mean technological, financial, and standard of living progress, which we all support. By the way, good fences make good neighbors. If you don't believe that then let's take down the fence around the whitehouse, and every backyard in America.

http://babelishere.webs.com/aware.html

Hey, I don't make up History, I just report the facts. Don't blame me.




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 8:24:29 AM)

Just for the record, 99.99% of the stuff I post I wrote myself. The rest is stuff that has been anonymously written and is being circulated by email. There is no copyright on that material.




Lucylastic -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 8:29:08 AM)

you wouldnt know a fact if it cuckolded you




kittinSol -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 8:45:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Just for the record, 99.99% of the stuff I post I wrote myself.



Yeah yeah yeah.




NorthernGent -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 11:29:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Caveman - Group meeting everyone, How many times have I told you to drag them bitches by the hair, otherwise their holes fill up with sand. Maybe you like it gritty, but the rest of us don't.



First seven posts on this thread....six of them from you...seen some madness on these boards but never a bloke having a conversation with himself.....until now....




Lucylastic -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 11:31:16 AM)

NG
Dumb isnt against TOS sadly
edited to add, altho I have had a few dumb moments myself, so c'est la guerre




EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/18/2010 11:44:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Just for the record, 99.99% of the stuff I post I wrote myself.


I wouldn't be proud to admit that. It's all shit. 100%.




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 8:22:06 AM)

Good to know I have a fan base out there. As the old saying goes, the sincerest form of flattery is mockery.




Lucylastic -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 8:27:26 AM)

oh for gawds sake, its imitation, IMITATION not mockery
Banging head on the desk
oh and I supplied a link to prove it.
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27484.html

taking a deep breath ...I should know better






EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 8:32:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

Good to know I have a fan base out there. As the old saying goes, the sincerest form of flattery is mockery.


You can't even plagiarize a bad saying correctly.
 
What a stupid cunt. Note - not mocking you, just calling you a cunt.




cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 8:42:01 AM)

Nasa Meeting -  Ok, some concerns have been aired that it may be too cold to launch today, and the o-rings may not properly seal. Any thoughts on that Homer?

O-ring expert Homer:  Not a chance in hell!!! Those o-rings are made in Japan. Their specs say we can launch all the way down to 0 degrees without any concerns. I can vouch for them personally. I've put 50,000 miles on my Honda and never had to change the oil yet.

Fact: In the Technical order's table of contents it specifically says all temperatures are given in celsius. Homer thought it was 0 degrees farenheit. This whole incident was covered up just to protect a successful tv show based on Homer's life, and the Japanese manufacturing reputation.

History is stranger than fiction.




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