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cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 8:49:45 AM)
By the way, for all my accusers out there. I changed two quotes so you couldn't accuse me of plagiarism and you didn't even thank me for it. All I got was another insult. You didn't even catch the first one from Will Rogers that I changed. "Hey, I don't make up History, I just report the facts." I have 'grave' concerns about Will Rogers suing me.

EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:03:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls By the way, for all my accusers out there. I changed two quotes so you couldn't accuse me of plagiarism and you didn't even thank me for it. The change you will get thanks for is the one where you are no longer a stupid cunt. Nobody is betting on this.

Lucylastic -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:06:49 AM)
Cuck.....if you cant be accurate, theres no point in plagiarizing. thats even dumber than saying you changed the quote to stop attacks.. own your ignorance, especially when it is so evident

EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:12:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Cuck.....if you cant be accurate, theres no point in plagiarizing. thats even dumber than saying you changed the quote to stop attacks.. own your ignorance, especially when it is so evident Psst Luce, by saying he has changed the quotes he is admitting he has plagiarized them previously. But processing that concept takes thought, not cut and paste, so he hasn't sussed it out yet.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:26:41 AM)
Ok, we obviously have a few Einstein's here trying to hijack my thread with pointless accusations, so why don't you take another focus factor pill and comprehend this. If I were plagiarising, surely that would imply that I copy and paste everything, therefore there would be no errors in spelling or quotes. Most bloggers, and website managers are meticulous on spelling. In my posts you will find at least 1 grammatical or punctuation error in almost all my posts, mostly because I get in a hurry sometimes.

mnottertail -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:27:31 AM)
to say nothing of putting any real thought into it. and yes, you plagarize alot.

EbonyWood -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (2/19/2010 9:31:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls In my posts you will find at least 1 grammatical or punctuation error in almost all my posts, mostly because I get in a hurry sometimes. They are usually lost among the more numerous errors in fact. But thanks for pointing out some of your other faults. A real timesaver.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/1/2010 9:23:10 AM)
President Carter to 3 mile island - My home state of Georgia wants to build a nuclear power plant. I'm sending my brother Billy up there to learn how to run a nuclear power plant. Teach him everything you know. He'll work cheap, just keep plenty of billy beer in the fridge. 3 Mile Island Supervisor - No problem. By the time he's done here, I'll give him glowing reviews, and no one will question his qualifications. Billy showed up and after drinking billy beer all day he needed to go to the bathroom. Half drunk he pissed all over the floor and naturally assumed it was a plumblng leak. He called the supervisor on the intercom system since it was a long walk back, and complained to the supervisor who promptly told him to shut off the cold water water supply down the hall on the left. Why wasn't the shut off valve in the bathroom? Because the government contractor could charge $10,000 more by putting a gigantic one in the hallway. Unfortunately, Billy actually over thinks (Hard to believe isn't it?) his instructions and assumed he was talking about down the hall on the left from the Supervisors office. After he turned the valve off he walked back into the bathroom and the puddle wasn't any larger so he assumed he found the right one, and now for the rest of the story. The supervisor was offered a life time supply of billy beer to keep quiet (another democratic promise unfulfilled), and the democrats created one of the most wasteful, self destructive agencies in the country called the department of energy to cover up the fiasco and claim nuclear power wasn't safe. 30 years later, we are in the midst of the largest transfer of wealth in history due to our lack of energy independence, and people are actually considering moving to Mexico and becoming Illegal Aliens so they don't have to freeze their asses off any more due to high heating bills. Take that National Enquirer!!! Because you shouldn't have to pay for the truth.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/5/2010 7:23:32 AM)
D.C. Mayor Marion Berry from Jail to Campaign Manager - Damn't I thought they were inviting me to a coca cola party. Those sons of bitches. Those damn law abiding conservatives will resort to any trick to entrap people. How do you think this will affect my chances for reelection? Campaign Manager (David Axelrod's father) - Don't worry about it. Coca-cola or coke, it makes no nevermind. This is a progressive community. Everyone likes both. Hell, I could get a Muslim elected as President. It's in my blood my boy. and you know the rest of the story.

thornhappy -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/5/2010 7:30:32 AM)
You do realize that the governator's ratings are way, way down there, don't you?

mnottertail -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/5/2010 7:32:44 AM)
Larry Craig, Roy Ashburn, Mark Foley, Ted Allen, Glen Murpy, Paul Stanley, Alan David Berlin, Matthew Joseph Eliot, Robert McKee, Richard Curtis, John R. Curtin, and the republican list goes on and on......... In a Minneapolis Airport Bathroom------ Tap tap tap, suck suck suck

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/7/2010 10:09:49 AM)
Sure the governators ratings are down. People want jobs but they won't vote for candidates who will protect American jobs from Illegal Aliens with everify, and we aren't talking about agricultural jobs any longer either. So naturally, they would rather blame the politician in charge rather than themselves. As Chris Matthews said, during good times people vote republican since they see themselves as having the same opportunities as everyone else. During bad times, they vote democratic since they see themselves as the next person out of a job, and might need help from the government. That's how naive Americans are. They base their vote on a high school popularity contest, and the economy, without looking at the true causes of a long term degenerating economy which are Illegal Aliens, free trade, and lack of energy independence. Coincidentally all 3 are supported by democrats although they sure talk a lot of shit about NAFTA, but never do anything about it. I didn't say the governator was perfect, but he sure beats Pelosi and her socialist/communist agenda all to hell. I think he should run for her job.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/9/2010 8:49:22 AM)
Jimmy Hoffa to his wife - Toots, I've got those republican corporate leaders so desperate, they offered me lifetime season tickets in the Giants end zone, if I would reduce our demands. I told them that was an insult, and demanded 50 yard line tickets. Could you drive me to the restaurant? I forgot where the hell that was. Jimmy Hoffa's wife - Sorry Hon, you know I don't like football. Drive yourself. This story was directly related by Hoffa's wife who claimed he always refused to ask for directions. She theorized he got lost, and ended up in Mexico, since she once got a ransom note for $10 million pesos. The police dismissed that idea and attributed it to some liberal nutjob attempting to cash in on his disappearance, who thought everyone should learn Spanish. Our personal opinion based on an educated guess is that he indeed did get lost and ended up in Mexico, but when they never paid the ransom, they shipped him back to his enemies to dispose of him. Needless to say when his enemies opened the box, they knew they would get blamed for it, and promptly mixed him in with the concrete at Giants stadium. It just proves that the simplest answer is usually the right answer.

thornhappy -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/9/2010 1:31:05 PM)
A lot of ag businesses luuuurrrvvvv illegal immigrants. Check out all the slaughterhouses busted with illegals, the subcontracted field hands, shit, even Walmart got busted because their subcontracted store cleaners were illegal. I've not heard of Big Ag, meatpackers, or Walmart being Dems. Frankly, if you want illegal immigration to stop, then crack down on business and tell people to quit demanding supercheap food. We don't pay the true cost of goods due to employment of illegal immigrants, and the use of outsourcing to China, Southeast Asia, India/Pakistan, etc. (and Walmart's the biggest driver of that.) Our society's obsession with cheap vs quality (or any concern about how food is raised and processed, or goods produced, that drives illegal immigration and outsourcing).

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/14/2010 12:58:14 PM)
It also proves that when unions demand too much, they pretty much shoot themselves in the foot. Unions today are nothing more than extornionists. I'll admit in the past we needed them to improve working conditions, but today we have a minimum wage, labor laws, and a lawyer around every corner waiting to pounce on the first business who doesn't have a handicapped access ramp. If you don't like the job you have or you aren't making enough money, then by God do what everyone else does. Find another job, start your own business or marry someone who does have a good job. How hard is that?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/14/2010 1:09:27 PM)
General Douglas Macarthur as he returns to the Phillipines - Damn't I said only one photographer while I'm walking on water. I knew the f*@#! plywood would break.

thornhappy -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/14/2010 4:38:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls If you don't like the job you have or you aren't making enough money, then by God do what everyone else does. Find another job, start your own business or marry someone who does have a good job. How hard is that? Speaking to me in particular, or other folks?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/18/2010 9:03:40 AM)
Civil War Soldier - Doc, can you save my leg? Civil War Doc - Well I could, but then I would have to save everyone else's legs too and it would take too much time. I can make more money on volume with the same profit margin. Since the government is paying for it, I don't see how you should have any say in the matter. Civil War Soldier - To hell with that Doc. If that's what government health care is all about, tourniquet it, give me some pints of blood for the road, and I'm hopping the next train to Canada where Doctors still give people what they want. Ironic isn't it???

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (3/23/2010 12:32:06 PM)
Charles Lindbergh - I think we should have given Maria that raise she asked for. She took the baby, left a note in Spanish, and all I can read is Mexico. I think she decided to take her baby with her back to Mexico. What are we going to tell people? That baby was half mine too.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: History Speaks Today's English (4/5/2010 8:35:31 AM)
This one came from the simpsons but it was just too good not to post here. Scene - 500 portable toilets lined up next to the red sea. Moses - Ok everyone, flush your toilets on the count of 3.

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