What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway

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lusciouslips19 -> What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:23:29 AM)
Which lips?[8D]

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:24:50 AM)
Cute pussy. (I've received that way too many times to count)

PolyVinyl -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:25:21 AM)
Well, I definitely know some Mistress somewhere would mail a physical face-slap to me if I said that hahaha. Yeah, that's how much sense it makes.

kittinSol -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:28:58 AM)
"Do you fuck?"

BratAli19 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:31:22 AM)
do you smoke? OHOHOH !!! OOOOOOR there page ong erotica fantasies, by the same people, one every 3 months. with out asking for them

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:32:22 AM)
Hello Mistress![:-]

CarrieO -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:33:09 AM)
"I have big hands"

MistressEllen444 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:33:28 AM)
usually something about being new, having no limits and expecting to perform hours of oral after a good strap-on session. Oh, and a blank profile helps too.

kittinSol -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:33:53 AM)
"Well the who's the hottest little bitch on CM then?" gag.

cjan -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:34:28 AM)
Actually, as a young teen, I actually said that to a girl at a bus stop. I was safely ensconced inna car with my buddys. Her response ; " no, but my brother does, bring your momma by". I haven't used that line since.

kyuketsuki1977 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:53:58 AM)
hello how r u? i am looking for long term (submissive or sub life partner). do u have yahoo id. can u visit India for a week or ten days. I will like to relocate to ur country. do u have passport? asside from all the one liners and I have had a few fell for the first one sad to say this is the funnest to me

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 9:59:51 AM)
HEllo slut.

Lockit -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:09:26 AM)
'You are not going to find what you seek in a submissive man. You will need a dominant for that.' gag And then let me at you ass hole! hehe

PyrotheClown -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:19:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol "Well the who's the hottest little bitch on CM then?" gag. well to be fair, you are hot

WyldHrt -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:20:32 AM)
"Nice tits!" Yup, that was it. [8\|]

EbonyWood -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:23:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt "Nice tits!" Yup, that was it. [8\|] You begged for an opinion. I gave it. Let it go. [8D]

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:25:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit 'You are not going to find what you seek in a submissive man. You will need a dominant for that.' gag And then let me at your ass hole! hehe Typo fixed [:D]

Lockit -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:36:24 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D]

flogger -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 10:57:29 AM)
Damn

sexyred1 -> RE: What not to say in an opening e-mail but you've received it anyway (1/28/2010 11:05:11 AM)
In no particular order of annoyance or lack of creativity... 1. Hi 2. Hi Red 3. Hi Sexy 4. Hot!!! 5. Love redheads 6. Is it really red all over 7. Hi Slut 8. You are a bitch 9. Owned? 10. Are you taken? 11. Do you switch? 12. Bi? 13. Hi Mistress 14. Do you like facials? 15. shaved? 16. read my profile 17. will you relocate? 18. I am married, but please consider me 19. Can I milk your tits 20. All the 3 page boring erotic fantasies they cut and paste to me

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