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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 1/31/2010 9:50:16 PM   
DomMeinCT


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#13.  Whatever you post, assume that everyone will agree with you....after all, we're all part of one big community, right?

#14.  Warning the board's readers about the dangers of internet interaction always makes an excellent first-time thread.


Edited for typo.

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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 1/31/2010 11:24:51 PM   
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ab initio the vanilla cone

accessit logging on

ad hoc posting about white wine

ad homimem posting about homosexuals

ad infinitum an opening post which goes on and on and on and on

ad nauseum a posting on a topic you're sick of

anno domini a Nigerian dominant

a posteriori a regular poster

a priori a moderator

ars longa vita brevis the buttplug doesn't fit (literally 'fat ass short stick')

bona fide a hard erection

cum laude a noisy orgasm

de facto a solitary Mexican fact

dixi a cock shot

ex post facto posting to an ancient thread

Gloria in excelsis highly attractive young Italian domme

infra dig posting just to snark

in loco parentis my parents are coming to stay

magna cum laude multiple noisy orgasms

nil desperandum writing long thoughtful messages to women and not getting replies back

primus inter pares male dom trolling an owned female slave

post meridiemnot posting until midday

post mortem a posting which kills the thread

quid pro quo tribute required

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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 12:41:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		15.  Remember that you have no personal interest on forums.  Your sole job in existing on such forums is so that you can wait with baited breath for someone to post any question that tumbles from their mind because they are new.

16.  Never suggest books or any other type of research.  Isn't that why we have forums?

17.  While you are 'new' to the forum, you can be as socially unacceptable as you like.




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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 12:56:46 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 12:59:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

ad nauseum

Rule #1.

ad nauseam




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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 3:50:14 AM   
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18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done.

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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 3:54:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

lol, "Hall Monitor".

18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done.

Dude. Totally go look at the front page of General right now. Quick!




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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 3:59:16 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:13:08 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

lol, "Hall Monitor".

18. At least once a week, start a thread full of shock and horror at the fakers! Be sure and ask if anyone else has noticed them. Demand to know what's being done.

Dude. Totally go look at the front page of General right now. Quick!





Holy toledo.......

Hey, if I add a "rule" about beautiful submissives needing to show up at my door, will it work that well??

Zephy: ooooooooooooooooh no, can't blame me! What about the other 99 threads begun before I wrote that?

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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:19:40 AM   
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Zephy: ooooooooooooooooh no, can't blame me! What about the other 99 threads begun before I wrote that?


Let me clarify, I am holding you responsible for all future threads of this kind. You're in trouble, buster!


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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:23:16 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:23:57 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:27:18 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 4:51:46 AM   
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22 Try and have an avatar that does not produce gag effect if wanting serious replies.
23. Beware of killing threads dead in their tracks.
24 Do not re-start old threads especially without mentioning having done so.
25. Try not to write all in upper case.
26. Dont worry if you feel all alone in your pov, you are not, it is more likely no one else wants to post anything in fear of scorn ridicule and basically being called names and told you are full of shit.
27. Dont be too threatened by the posters who behave very certain of their superiority.
28. Do not use the Message Board to troll for dates or diseases.


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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 5:43:50 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 6:04:52 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 6:11:15 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 6:14:51 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 6:18:06 AM   
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RE: The Complete Rules of Internet Message Fora - 2/1/2010 6:19:13 AM   
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