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AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 10:25:28 AM)

I have seen people do it. Usually when there was no butter or cheese around though.




LadyPact -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 10:30:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucienne

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
That's always been part of my issue as well. I mean, if we want to go for a plain food stuff shouldn't be we going for something like grits? Without adding anything to them, I find them fairly flavorless.


Excellent point. But does anyone eat plain grits?


Oh, please don't start that.  As a person who lived in the south for quite some time, I can absolutely promise you that entire multiple hour conversations can be started on how a person eats their grits.  (They'll even tell you that it's an initiation of sorts.)






AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 10:32:34 AM)

It really is an initiation. Poor Northern students who attend colleges in the South will find people like me who will insist on them eating at least one spoonful.




PrimalConsonance -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 11:46:21 AM)

I thought "Vanilla" was taken from two words too, and meaning just good wholesome fun but plain: 

"Van" - a vehicle that poses no excitement what so ever (except during the 60s and 70s .... good times...)
"nilla" - those nice wafer cookies that go good with milk (also a nice wholesome thing but not as fun unless you mix it up with something more exciting like Malt, Cocoa, or Ovaltine).






domiguy -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 11:51:08 AM)

I am kind of like a vanilla sundea topped with cum, blood, tears, pussy juice and some poop for coloring.

Yummy.  Mmmmmmmmmmm.....poo.




Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 11:54:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucienne

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
That's always been part of my issue as well. I mean, if we want to go for a plain food stuff shouldn't be we going for something like grits? Without adding anything to them, I find them fairly flavorless.


Excellent point. But does anyone eat plain grits?



In the north eastern part of the US.. Grits are almost unheard of and not even on the breakfast menus of the majority of places to eat.

I was traumatized by grits as a child when we moved to Mobile, Ala (Heart of Dixie). I thought the resturant had slapped puke on my plate. Hey, they don't call it "Blowing Grits" for nothing you know. ;^)





AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:01:29 PM)

Given that grits are white, I can't see how they resemble vomit. I've certainly never puked anything that looked like grits. Athough I did freak out a friend once when they thought I was vomiting blood. They'd forgotten how much pizza I had ingested just an hour before...




Frankseas -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:12:20 PM)

Plain grits is fine y`all as is shredded wheat to hold the sugar if you will? But to the OP Vanilla is anything boring like IE if you eat plain grits every darn morning every day for life?....well see how boring that might be??

Like straight dam folks having sex in one postion only and just to have kids at that not for the enjoyment of it!![:(] What is wrong with them?

But hey give me whips and chains/ropes to use on some one and hey! we are having fun then! LOL[;)]




Fitznicely -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:14:52 PM)

OP, do not ever, never, and under no circumstances must you shorten it to 'Nilla.

At least in my company. Gawd, that grates on my soul like a dozen sets of fingers down chalkboards...




Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:17:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
Given that grits are white, I can't see how they resemble vomit. I've certainly never puked anything that looked like grits. Athough I did freak out a friend once when they thought I was vomiting blood. They'd forgotten how much pizza I had ingested just an hour before...


As a child we are rather innocent and niave. We've not the experienced the many fine moments of deep offerings to the porcelain god. Clutched tightly upon the throne in painful worship. Experiencing the physical and often spirital forces of prayer. "GAWD, JEBUS HELP ME... I promise I will never Drink again" as the EVIL spews forth and is expelled. As Adult we see how truely ugly it is... Anything but Pure and White. There's something to be said for childhood innocence and seeing the world in a different light. (how could I have truely known at the time).




Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:25:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

OP, do not ever, never, and under no circumstances must you shorten it to 'Nilla.

At least in my company. Gawd, that grates on my soul like a dozen sets of fingers down chalkboards...



Be careful of eating Nilla waffers around others in the community, else you'll be lynch mobbed and find yourself hanging upside off a tree, barn beam or wet dripping basement infested by rats. It's sort of like wearing the wrong gang colors in the wrong hood. Otherwise Make certain to attended Vanilla friendly munches and Dungeons.




Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:32:10 PM)

I have an None Intermittent Explosive Disorder that's triggered by the sight of grits on my plate.




AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:49:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
Given that grits are white, I can't see how they resemble vomit. I've certainly never puked anything that looked like grits. Athough I did freak out a friend once when they thought I was vomiting blood. They'd forgotten how much pizza I had ingested just an hour before...


As a child we are rather innocent and niave. We've not the experienced the many fine moments of deep offerings to the porcelain god. Clutched tightly upon the throne in painful worship. Experiencing the physical and often spirital forces of prayer. "GAWD, JEBUS HELP ME... I promise I will never Drink again" as the EVIL spews forth and is expelled. As Adult we see how truely ugly it is... Anything but Pure and White. There's something to be said for childhood innocence and seeing the world in a different light. (how could I have truely known at the time).


That... that was decidedly less hot. Athough Val might enjoy it. While he doesn't approve of over-drinking, he does enjoy it when I'm hungover. He particularly likes to turn on ALL the lights, play rock music and sing along. Living with a sadist can help one kick a party habit...

I do somewhat envy your childhood innocence though. When the really fat guy whose stomach your Dad had to sew back together (including a description of all the beer and pizza floating around inside) that morning is standard dinner conversation, you lose your innocence in terms of bodily functions, fluids and secretions fairly early. On the bright side, I'm the only kid I know who got to play with fake boobies (used to teach women how to find lumps in their breasts).




XtremeDomUk -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 12:58:00 PM)

George Bernard Shaw described England and the US as two countries separated by a common language. This thread is making me think we are separated by food as well - grits and nilla biscuits are completely foreign to a Brit like me!




sexyred1 -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:02:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Johmey

I have only a vague idea of what vanilla means.


Vanilla is someone who won't agree to make your dark, deviant desires come true. [;)]




AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:02:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: XtremeDomUk

George Bernard Shaw described England and the US as two countries separated by a common language. This thread is making me think we are separated by food as well - grits and nilla biscuits are completely foreign to a Brit like me!


Make you a deal. You send me some salt and vingar crisps (I don't know why but I SWEAR ya'll have better chips!), the Cradberry eggs I'm told ya'll can get year-round, raspberry PIMs and I'll send you a care package of grits (they'll have to be instant but it depends on what kind you use as to if they suck or not), Nilla wafers, and bagels. I don't know what the deal is but an Australian visiting the US nearly creamed over our bagels. Evidently the ones in Australia suck so she always thought she hated them. She ended up taking several bags back with her.




XtremeDomUk -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:13:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: XtremeDomUk

George Bernard Shaw described England and the US as two countries separated by a common language. This thread is making me think we are separated by food as well - grits and nilla biscuits are completely foreign to a Brit like me!


Make you a deal. You send me some salt and vingar crisps (I don't know why but I SWEAR ya'll have better chips!), the Cradberry eggs I'm told ya'll can get year-round, raspberry PIMs and I'll send you a care package of grits (they'll have to be instant but it depends on what kind you use as to if they suck or not), Nilla wafers, and bagels. I don't know what the deal is but an Australian visiting the US nearly creamed over our bagels. Evidently the ones in Australia suck so she always thought she hated them. She ended up taking several bags back with her.


Just Google 'creme egg' for all you need to know :)


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afterforever -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:19:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: XtremeDomUk

George Bernard Shaw described England and the US as two countries separated by a common language. This thread is making me think we are separated by food as well - grits and nilla biscuits are completely foreign to a Brit like me!


Make you a deal. You send me some salt and vingar crisps (I don't know why but I SWEAR ya'll have better chips!), the Cradberry eggs I'm told ya'll can get year-round, raspberry PIMs and I'll send you a care package of grits (they'll have to be instant but it depends on what kind you use as to if they suck or not), Nilla wafers, and bagels. I don't know what the deal is but an Australian visiting the US nearly creamed over our bagels. Evidently the ones in Australia suck so she always thought she hated them. She ended up taking several bags back with her.



Dont do it! As a Brit(ish) (ha, see what I did there) who has tasted these "grits", I know that they are tasteless even when covered in butter and cheese. As an experiment I once added half a jar of cayenne pepper and paprika, the grits soaked up all the flavour with not a trace to be found in the finished product. Send her some creme eggs though, we need to get rid of those bastards.




AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:19:29 PM)

Oh cream eggs my beautiful, beautiful lover and the reason I can never move to the UK. I'd be back to 200 pounds within a week...




AquaticSub -> RE: what does vanilla mean? (2/11/2010 1:20:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: afterforever

Dont do it! As a Brit(ish) (ha, see what I did there) who has tasted these "grits", I know that they are tasteless even when covered in butter and cheese. As an experiment I once added half a jar of cayenne pepper and paprika, the grits soaked up all the flavour with not a trace to be found in the finished product. Send her some creme eggs though, we need to get rid of those bastards.


They had no flavor with cheese and butter added? Do you happen to know what kind of grits they were? Homemade or instant? And, if instant, what sort? The minute grits are truly disgusting but the ones that take longer to cook are much, much, much better.




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