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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 5:20:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Loki45

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
As I mentioned in another thread, I am talking about public bathrooms so it's no concern of mine. FYI, wiping with a wad of paper gets the pee off your hands but soap is needed to get rid of bacteria. So either way, the hands are unclean.




Yes, but "pre-soap" women have more of a barrier between their 'bits' and the bacteria than men do.


But wait, men have urinals, you don't have to touch anything before you pee.





Wolf2Bear -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 5:26:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: Loki45

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
As I mentioned in another thread, I am talking about public bathrooms so it's no concern of mine. FYI, wiping with a wad of paper gets the pee off your hands but soap is needed to get rid of bacteria. So either way, the hands are unclean.




Yes, but "pre-soap" women have more of a barrier between their 'bits' and the bacteria than men do.


But wait, men have urinals, you don't have to touch anything before you pee.



erm...never mind




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 5:32:28 PM)

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erm...never mind

< Message edited by Wolf2Bear -- 2/17/2010 8:27:11 PM >


hehe gotcha! *grins*




heartcream -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 6:53:42 PM)

If a guy comes to my crib and leaves the seat up I think less of him, maybe that is unfair but it is true.

Truth for me is the seat and lid are down. In feng shui, leaving your lid up is draining your money energy.

I prefer them both down when not in use.




Musicmystery -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 6:56:59 PM)

You prefer your money energy down when not in use?




heartcream -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 8:08:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

You prefer your money energy down when not in use?


I am not a feng shui expert by any means at all, I know very little but here is some food for thought for ya!

toilet/feng shui

another site about it





HisSweetElysium -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 8:10:35 PM)

ha, an even better rationale for my aesthetically pleasing comment.

And while I understand what you guys are saying about the toilet numbness thing, it's never happened to me, and I hope it never does, sounds humiliating, and not at all in a fun way.  [:'(]




Musicmystery -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 8:10:56 PM)

I keep my money energy invested in earning compound interest.

I keep it out of the toilet.








lucylucy -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 10:02:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
this is why i have a personal policy against pissing on the couch.

But the couch doesn't have a lid or hinged seat, so there's less to argue about if you confine all your pissing to the couch. Just saying.




juliaoceania -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/17/2010 10:17:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lucylucy

I'm probably about to alienate most of the female population on collarme, but here goes . . .

What is the big deal with toilet seats? I've lived with men my whole life and figured out early on that they leave the seat up, so it became my habit to look before sitting down. I've never fallen in (ok, there was one near calamity, but it was funny) and never sat in pee. Seriously, why is this such a burning issue for so many? Is it that hard to just look and put the seat down if it's up?


This is not a problem, I live manless here in my female haven. I pick out my own shower curtain, towels, and seriously feminine art in my bathroom... highly gurlie. And the toilet seat is down.

Sinergy used to insist that it was me that left the seat up when we lived together, that it was not him, because he wouldn't forget such a thing (yes, I did attempt to explain to him that I was not the one that put the seat up to relieve myself, and yet he still insisted it was me[:D])




Loki45 -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 4:37:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
But wait, men have urinals, you don't have to touch anything before you pee.


Considering how the thread was started in reference to people's own bathrooms and not public restrooms, I don't see how that's relevant. I have only heard of one instance of a house that had a urinal in the bathroom.




Loki45 -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 4:38:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HisSweetElysium
ha, an even better rationale for my aesthetically pleasing comment.


Wouldn't do very well for aesthetics if you had to throw up suddenly and you *just* made it to the bathroom with no extra time to lift the lid.




Loki45 -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 4:40:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
Three men..me, one bathroom. seat down....no ifs, ands or buts. or buttts....
no arguments.
Ever


Poor guys. I hear castration can be painful. Do you keep their balls in your purse or in a glass jar on your mantle?




sirsholly -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 4:45:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Loki45

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ORIGINAL: HisSweetElysium
He's turning the damned light on either way, he can lift it and put down.


What makes you say that? Some men can piss with the lights off.

hey Einstein....every single man i have ever met who had the slightest degree of intelligence can piss with the lights off.

*hands Loki a night light* Here ya go, hun...

Pissing in the fucking TOILET with the lights off is an entirely different story.




Loki45 -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 5:18:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
hey Einstein....every single man i have ever met who had the slightest degree of intelligence can piss with the lights off.

*hands Loki a night light* Here ya go, hun...

Pissing in the fucking TOILET with the lights off is an entirely different story.


Apparenly you also missed my point (einstein) and then saw fit to basically say the same thing I said, but in a different way.

Good job. [sm=applause.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 5:20:33 AM)

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Apparenly you also missed my point


I cannot miss what you have not made




Loki45 -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 5:28:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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Apparenly you also missed my point


I cannot miss what you have not made


Oh I made it. You're just incapable of seeing it. Any idiot could see that I was talking about pissing in the toilet as modern societies don't put a high value on intentionally pissing outside of it onto the floor. However, because apparently any idiot still has a few IQ points on you, you thought you'd see fit to over-state what was likely obvious to anyone with half a brain.

As I said, Forest, you missed the point. However, considering the drivel I've seen from you in the past in response to my posts, I'm not a bit surprised.




kittinSol -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 5:51:40 AM)

Isn't this conversation a little too high-brow for this website [X(] ?




HisSweetElysium -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 5:58:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Loki45

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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Apparenly you also missed my point


I cannot miss what you have not made


Oh I made it. You're just incapable of seeing it. Any idiot could see that I was talking about pissing in the toilet as modern societies don't put a high value on intentionally pissing outside of it onto the floor. However, because apparently any idiot still has a few IQ points on you, you thought you'd see fit to over-state what was likely obvious to anyone with half a brain.

As I said, Forest, you missed the point. However, considering the drivel I've seen from you in the past in response to my posts, I'm not a bit surprised.

well apparently she's in good company b/c I didn't see your point either.

I've spent the last 12 years of my life in various relationships with men, and not one of them has perfect aim 100% of the time with the lights on. As the bathroom cleaner in the relationship, I am grateful none of them decided to give it a "shot" with the lights off. 




sirsholly -> RE: the toilet seat thing (2/18/2010 6:12:09 AM)

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As I said, Forest, you missed the point. However, considering the drivel I've seen from you in the past in response to my posts, I'm not a bit surprised.
turn on your night-light, hon




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