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TheHeretic -> Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:50:54 AM)
This is going to get the Fundys into a tizzy

pahunkboy -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:53:24 AM)
he ought to stick with music.

AquaticSub -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:54:27 AM)
headdesk Seriously... what evidence is he using to determine this? Now I'm picturing gay rights parades with rainbow-bearded Jesuses. This is gonna be ugly...

EbonyWood -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:57:39 AM)
Well, he did love leather sandals.

myotherself -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:59:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy he ought to stick with music. Don't even joke about that! [:'(] We've suffered enough...

SaintIntensity -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 6:59:28 AM)
"my lord, why hast thou forsaken me?" "I found your copy of 'Roman Boot Boys' - you're no son of mine!!!

sirsholly -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:02:12 AM)
"""British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay." "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.""" So EJ is saying that a man who is compassionate, intelligent and understanding must be gay? Oh please!! I have always thought Jesus was everyman...

AquaticSub -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:08:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy he ought to stick with music. Don't even joke about that! [:'(] We've suffered enough... I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't really like his music. I don't have anything against it, I just don't really like it and it gets played a lot.

mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:09:30 AM)
and was heavy into whips and pain at the hands of men. told alot of fellers he loved them.

domiguy -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:12:58 AM)
I can't recall a single chapter in the New Testament where Jesus said anything about football.....What a 'mo.

SaintIntensity -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:13:30 AM)
why do I imagine a bearded carpenter humming "knock, knock, knock on wood" now? come on Elton - please tour Salt Lake City - you are an annoying, lying twat and always have been - AIDS missed you, somehow- but a right-wing Christian nut may have a better chance did Leviticus come with an exceptions addendum?

LadyEllen -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:14:00 AM)
Elton John is an idiot. Everyone knows Jesus was a transgendered alien from the Sirius quadrant. E

AquaticSub -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:14:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail and was heavy into whips and pain at the hands of men. told alot of fellers he loved them. .... Congrats. You just translated the crusfixation of Jesus into the most published scene report of all time.

mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:18:39 AM)
well, gay scene, I think--- the Gotterdammerung or the Ragnarok would be the hetero version. Liberace

AquaticSub -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:20:02 AM)
Ron... you just broke my head. Now I'm trying to figure out what scene reports are in the Torah. considers Oooo ooo, I got it! Abhram about to scarifice his son for G-d is the best mind fuck scene ever!

mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:22:00 AM)
burning bush gotta be a lezzie scene.........the bible has got er all St. HugePeter

windchymes -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:23:44 AM)
I suppose Noah's Ark is now a TOS violation?

windchymes -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:24:48 AM)
"Sermon on the Mount" takes on a whole new meaning. Then there's the Good SAMaritan....

NihilusZero -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:25:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Seriously... what evidence is he using to determine this? The same evidence many theists use to determine he was straight? Or even alive?

sirsholly -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:26:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes "Sermon on the Mount" takes on a whole new meaning. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/coffeescreen.gif[/image]

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