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juliaoceania -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:30:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Seriously... what evidence is he using to determine this?

The same evidence many theists use to determine he was straight? Or even alive?


Oh stop ruining the bedtime stories




DarkSteven -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:30:41 AM)

Well, Jesus no doubt thinks that Elton's gay too.  Tit for tat.




NihilusZero -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:31:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

Oh stop ruining the bedtime stories

[&o]




Tantriqu -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:36:27 AM)

An unmarried 30-something Jewish guy who lives with his mom, is into fasting and scourging, and loves his beards/chick friends could be straight? Puhlease!




myotherself -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:37:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Well, Jesus no doubt thinks that Elton's gay too.  Tit for tat.


Yes, but Jesus prolly has pics to prove it...[:D]




mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:41:46 AM)

well, one of these two batty boys is gonna be sitting at the right hand of the father at some point.




myotherself -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:45:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

well, one of these two batty boys is gonna be sitting at the right hand of the father at some point.


Dammit Ron - hot coffee feckin' HURTS when it comes out yer nose!




mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:50:47 AM)

Now, was it come TO jesus, or come FOR jesus?




windchymes -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:52:48 AM)

Does he yell 'Oh Dad, Oh Dad' when he comes?




myotherself -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:53:50 AM)

...depends if his mouth is full at the time...




mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 7:58:34 AM)

And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me.

So, he might have had some top in him, wasn't always service oriented all the time.

Ron (the other big cock)




windchymes -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:01:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me.

So, he might have had some top in him, wasn't always service oriented all the time.

Ron (the other big cock)


He had Peyronie's Syndrome???




EbonyWood -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:09:00 AM)

Jesus was born and 3 men came.
 
'Nuff said.




domiguy -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:09:34 AM)

Let's see here if here is anything to this story....Let's check out some of the characters... Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Mathew, Thaddaeus, Simon and Judas.

This, on the surface should make the whole Elton John comment a no-brainer. As I have walked through this world I have learned that white dudes that use their "full" first name tend to have a slant towards all things dickly.....Meaning that only John out of the whole batch would of dug the gash.

However, I have also learned that black dudes tend to use the full version of their first names...(Micheal Jordan, Charles Barkley...and so on) and these are all pussy chasing fellas.

So what gives? If the dudes were white they would have all been immaculate dressers, save John of course, and Mary Magdalene would have been nothing more than a fag hag.

Since none of them were white it really throws the whole thing up in the air.

Perhaps more insight and some light can be thrown on the matter as revealed in Luke 24:42

So they gave Him a piece of a broiled fish and some honeycomb. 43 And He took it and ate in their presence.

44 Then He said to them, “Have you ever considered adding some lemon zest and shallots to this recipe? I think it would be simply smashing"


You are going to have to make up your own mind...I think Elton is on to something here.




mnottertail -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:11:23 AM)

well, he is ALL things to ALL people, domi, so you don't just have to take only Sir Eltons hysteronics for it.

Ron




Musicmystery -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:51:59 AM)

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did Leviticus come with an exceptions addendum?


No, but it sure came with a whole lot of other shit the hating hypocritical hoards ignore.

Stone the lot of you.




Musicmystery -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 8:56:52 AM)

Then, of course, there's "Don't Let the Son Go Down on Me"




TheHeretic -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 9:06:15 AM)

[sm=rofl.gif]



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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Then, of course, there's "Don't Let the Son Go Down on Me"



Classic!




heartcream -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 9:13:19 AM)

So what if Jesus was gay so is every man! Although you arent all compassionate etc. [:D]

Elton Shmelton. I liked him for 5 minutes when he first came out as a musician.
He is not my cup of tea t'all.




juliaoceania -> RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay (2/20/2010 9:16:25 AM)

I suppose I will have to be different... I like Elton John and his music




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