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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:16:39 AM   
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Anyway, Jesus always seemed a happy guy, 'cept for that little temple incident.

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 2:34:26 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 2:54:23 PM   
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ultra liberal gay delusions


There are no conservative gays?

Or conservatives with delusions?

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 4:33:05 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 5:21:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

This is going to get the Fundys into a tizzy




We'll they get into a tizzy about most things.

But I would say that ol' Reggie's lucky he didn't say that about Muhammad.

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 5:25:10 PM   
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But I would say that ol' Reggie's lucky he didn't say that about Muhammad.



Yep.  That will raise your life insurance premiums significantly.

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 5:35:32 PM   
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Someone should write a book about this.


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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 5:58:06 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 6:24:31 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 6:35:52 PM   
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"isn't the Catholic church, in a whole...gay? think about all those priests and their schoolboy flings. and, what really goes on in the convents at night...you know...when the "urge" hits (and there's no men around)"

i'm just saying

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 6:49:43 PM   
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... what really goes on in the convents at night...you know...when the "urge" hits (and there's no men around)"


While I won't say there aren't some women who have strong and uncontrollable sexual urges, I don't think it is the norm.  Women aren't like men and quite a few will admit that lack of sexual stimulus for them leads to a loss of interest. 

Besides... women don't need a man (or anything phallic, for that matter) in order to orgasm.

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 6:51:06 PM   
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Besides... women don't need a man (or anything phallic, for that matter) in order to orgasm.


my point exactly!!!

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 7:21:58 PM   
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Goodbye Jesus Christ
Though I never knew you at all
Thought I'd change these lyrics once again
So more of my singles are sold
Your father worked in woodwork
And apparently three wise men they came
You were born in the stables
And it's clear to me you were gay
And it seems to me you lived your life wearing sandals in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to among those twelve chosen men
And I would have liked to have known you but I didn't exist
Your sandals wore out just like my own singing career did

The Romans they were tough, as was the life you lived
And though you gave out bread and wine, in the end they had you nailed
Even when you died, those Roman centurions still hounded you
And one of them even gave you a sign claiming that you were King of the Jews
And it seems to me you lived your life wearing sandals in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to among those twelve chosen men
And I would have liked to have known you but I didn't exist
Your sandals wore out just like my own singing career did

Goodbye Jesus Christ, though I never knew you at all
Just thought I'd change these lyrics once again so more of my singles are sold
Goodbye Jesus Christ, and though this single is quite old
And I'm claiming that you're homosexual, so more of my singles get sold
Seems to me you lived your life wearing sandals in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to among those twelve chosen men
And I would have liked to have known you but I didn't exist
Your sandals wore out just like my own singing career did


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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:11:40 PM   
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and was heavy into whips and pain at the hands of men. told alot of fellers he loved them.


Doesn't get more gay than that!

And stella, that was great!

I have to say, though, I don't see why that should make anyone upset for Elton John to try to make Jesus in his own image, the xtians have been doing that with god and jesus for at least a couple millenia.

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:31:59 PM   
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Your sandals wore out just like my own singing career did




ROFL, Stella!

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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:37:09 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:52:16 PM   
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i still believe the bible is one of the oldest works of fiction ever written. with no real proof to support a single word in it. something superstitious people created as a form of control over others. somewhat like the book "Gor" 


This sounds pretty accurate to me.
There is some truth in the bible, as far as names of places, certain events that occurred, certain people that existed. The supernatural crap, the story of creation, the miracles, that stuff exists on the pages and in brainwashed people's minds.


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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:54:40 PM   
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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 9:59:29 PM   
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"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said.

So EJ is saying that a man who is compassionate, intelligent and understanding must be gay? Oh please!!


Wait a sec, I think you misread. He said Jesus was compassionate, intelligent, understanding, and gay. Not that anyone who is compassionate, intelligent, and understanding is also gay.

"Making shit up" is the new "reading comprehension", apparently.


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RE: Elton John: Jesus was gay - 2/20/2010 10:04:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mikeyOfGeorgia

well, this may put me on even more people's hate list, but what the hell...you only live once...and i plan on living forever anyways:

"isn't the Catholic church, in a whole...gay? think about all those priests and their schoolboy flings. and, what really goes on in the convents at night...you know...when the "urge" hits (and there's no men around)"

i'm just saying

you mean the nuns...they......with each other????????
Geez...i hope they don't make a habit of it.


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