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Level -> Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 4:24:36 PM)

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And Jessica Simpson thinks she has weight issues.

Donna Simpson, a 42-year-old mom from New Jersey, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mother. She was a whopping 520 pounds when she gave birth to daughter Jacqueline three years ago, becoming the largest woman to give birth.

Now, clearly there's a difference between someone genetically predisposed to being large, as opposed someone willfully eating herself toward the title or heaviest woman alive. Which is exactly what Donna Simpson is doing, with a target of 1,000 pounds.


http://www.mercurynews.com/columns/ci_14680296

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LadyEllen -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 4:37:25 PM)

Just wait for the post recessionary inflation the Tories predict. A thousand pounds by that time will be next to nothing.

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DarlingSavage -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 4:44:25 PM)

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windchymes -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 4:46:58 PM)

Whatever I was going to post just went right out the window when I saw that video, lol......

Oh lord.......




DarlingSavage -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 5:33:45 PM)

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intenze -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 5:42:38 PM)

I have a few extra pounds to donate...




JonnieBoy -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:25:31 PM)

Normal currency where I'm from is stones, not pounds

I won't offer a conversion though because "fucking stupid fat attention seeking bitch" translates better.

Pirate




Slavehandsome -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:27:37 PM)

Maybe she should visit Princess Sierra at www.bitchybeauty.com and get on her Weight Gain program. ....for a fee, of course! lol





MasterG2kTR -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:41:24 PM)

I'm guessing this one fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down......[sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]  (or in this case.....the fat chick)




Aylee -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:44:12 PM)

On a serious note, I read about this last night.  I think that she should have her toddler removed from her custody.

She is willfully putting herself in a position that she will be unable to care for her.  She has stated that she tries to move as little as possible in order to lower calorie burning.  This is not acceptable behaviour for someone taking care of a toddler as they tend to put themselves in dangerous situations. 

She also discusses all of the junk food that she eats.  It is doubtful that her child is receiving nutritous meals. 

The binge eating that she does can be deadly.  What should happen if she tears her esophogus or rips her stomach while her child is still in her custody? 

I will not even go into body image and self esteem issues.

To add to this, the male in the household (I cannot recall if it is a bf or hubby) is supportive of the woman's behaviour and choices.

For the child's safety she should be removed from this household.

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ORIGINAL: Level

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And Jessica Simpson thinks she has weight issues.

Donna Simpson, a 42-year-old mom from New Jersey, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mother. She was a whopping 520 pounds when she gave birth to daughter Jacqueline three years ago, becoming the largest woman to give birth.

Now, clearly there's a difference between someone genetically predisposed to being large, as opposed someone willfully eating herself toward the title or heaviest woman alive. Which is exactly what Donna Simpson is doing, with a target of 1,000 pounds.


http://www.mercurynews.com/columns/ci_14680296

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KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:48:02 PM)

I'm guessing that within a few weeks she'll have a profile on here and she'll be demanding tribute.




ShoreBound149 -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:52:08 PM)

The most disturbing part of the story is the fact that somewhere there's a guy who tapped a 1/4 ton chick. 

There's not enough Jack Daniels in all of Lynchburg, Tennessee....




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 6:54:12 PM)

This is causing some dissonance within me because I like big girls but I am allergic to suicidally crazy girls.




Lockit -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 7:00:17 PM)

Is that guy in that bed, dead? He sure isn't moving on his own.




DomImus -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 7:19:17 PM)

At least she is goal oriented. That's more than can be said about many folks.




thornhappy -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 9:01:42 PM)

Part of me hopes it's a big hoax on her part...




subtee -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 9:08:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

The most disturbing part of the story is the fact that somewhere there's a guy who tapped a 1/4 ton chick. 

There's not enough Jack Daniels in all of Lynchburg, Tennessee....


BWA HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

That's what I thought, fer cripes sake.




DarlingSavage -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 10:01:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Is that guy in that bed, dead? He sure isn't moving on his own.


You just made a very good point, but I have no idea, since all I did was copy it off a website.




Aylee -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/15/2010 10:04:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Part of me hopes it's a big hoax on her part...


You are so punny!




Fitznicely -> RE: Woman wants to weigh 1,000 pounds (3/16/2010 12:58:07 AM)

How soon before the flood did Noah start building the ark? Her coffinmakers are wondering if they should get a move on, and someone has to give the crane hire guys a date.




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