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RE: knights and damsel dynamic? - 5/1/2010 7:56:19 AM

GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Ahh well that is of course most true. rather like the old verse:

"In days of old and Knights were bold and frangers (condoms) weren't invented,
They used their socks (sox) to cover their cocks to keep their wives contented."

Mayhaps they also needed to ensure that said socks (sox) had no burs in them first too.

Hmm, I thought that was: "In days of old, when knights were bold, and ladies weren't particular.. they lined em up against the wall and screwed em perpendicular."
(DISCLAIMER: this was taught to Me by My mother who was moderately done up on peppermint schnapps at the time. Read: it's not My fault..)

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