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UniqueRaven -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:32:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Raven, that's not DG.


That is a picture of Me an My ex wife.

I know what you're thinking. How could such a fine specimen of Anteater get stuck with THAT!

Love is blind.....and she DID have a nice tongue....


OH, my, well...........

i did notice she's a little - um - scrawny. Jus' sayin'. Girl could use a sammich - or some squirty cheeze.




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 10:00:34 AM)

Dear Anteater,

Why do you hang out with Shakur's smelly corpse so much?

Thank you.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 11:17:52 AM)

He has a warm heart, a splendid head of hair and a sunny countenance




sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 11:28:11 AM)

Dear AuntEater...

I just paid 25 bucks to have my eyebrows professionally RIPPPED off of my face.

What the hell is the matter with me?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 11:31:27 AM)

Like I have the kind of time it would take to go into ALL of that!

Geez..... .I am an Anteater....not the a Miracle worker!




sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 11:49:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Like I have the kind of time it would take to go into ALL of that!

Geez..... .I am an Anteater....not the a Miracle worker!
LOL.....goofball[:D]




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 2:31:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I just stole that picture...:)

Who knew Anteaters were so happening?

Jeff
( the new black)


Dear Mr. Anteater;
If Jeffffffffffff is the new black, does that make Domiguy the new fur?
Just sayin'
Regards, Mr. Lance-is-Hug(h)e(s)


Quoted because inquiring minds want to know!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 2:36:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
...


Quoted because inquiring minds want to know!



You're just too cute for him to answer!

Or at least that's his excuse whenever *I* ask a question that's too difficult for his floofy lil mind...




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 2:36:26 PM)

He has a special "smoking" jacket

Fur collar AND cuffs!




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:01:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: divi

Anteaters are so out.. they are out like cuffs and parachute pants


divi: sorry, but your reference to parachute pants as being "out" is simply wrong.  They are IN: http://www.emoda.com/blog/index.php/2010/03/spring-2010-fashion-trends-for-men/

Oh, and to keep on topic (so that dem nasty, nasty moderators don't spank me - yeah, like that'll happen..... hehehehehehehe)

Dear Mr. Anteater;
Have you ever worn parachute pants?  Were you born before the 80s? Just how old are you anyway?  Yeah, yeah..... Anteaters are timeless, but please answer the 3 questions.
Regards, Gay Dom (with more fashion sense in his little finger than divi could conceive of ever having, although I must say, her avatar blindfold is kinda hawt, but wait.... it was probably provided by her Dom who is probably a metrosexual.)




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:09:47 PM)

Dear Mr Anteater, I have sworn off men.... should I now try chicks, anteaters or celibacy?




divi -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:14:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: divi

Anteaters are so out.. they are out like cuffs and parachute pants


divi: sorry, but your reference to parachute pants as being "out" is simply wrong.  They are IN: http://www.emoda.com/blog/index.php/2010/03/spring-2010-fashion-trends-for-men/

yikes! Jeff actually told me he made them out of a parachute...





Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:15:43 PM)

Wanders... you shoud imeidiatly fly to Chicago and bang an Anteater.

I can........put you in touch with one.




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:20:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Wanders... you shoud imeidiatly fly to Chicago and bang an Anteater.

I can........put you in touch with one.


Oh really.... wow that is so altruistic of you Jeff.  Always helping out others with no thought of gain for yourself.

I will go book my flight now.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:22:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Wanders... you shoud imeidiatly fly to Chicago and bang an Anteater.



Don't listen to Mr Floofy, Wanders! CHICKS!!!!

Especially cute ones!

Banging the anteater would violate TOS and then the mods would ban you in disgust and you could NEVER SPEAK TO US AGAIN.

That would be bad. And sad. And other negative things. You don't want me to be sad, do you?

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KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:34:00 PM)

completely selfless of you, verycute, obviously!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:51:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

completely selfless of you, verycute, obviously!


Always!

Emotional blackmail? Who, me? I think you must have me confused with someone else.




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 3:53:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

He has a special "smoking" jacket

Fur collar AND cuffs!


And (again, to stay on topic - which seems to be a skill lost on most posters here) I must ask.....

Dear Mr. Anteater;
Is this a picture of DomiGuy in his special "smokin' " jacket?  Is it spelled "smoking" or "smokin' "?  Please answer both questions - especially for future reference.

[image]http://www.HalloweenCostume-Ideas.com/images/FW1446.jpg[/image]

Thanks!
Regards, Lance Hughes 




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 4:09:36 PM)

dear Mr Anteater

Someone very cute that isn't an anteater says I should bang chicks.  Who should I choose to help me release my inner slut and why?




KMsAngel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 4:09:45 PM)

*shudders* that is a tragic fashion stance, lance

dear mr anteater, why are there so many completely selfless people on cm? i thought that there were so many more selfish twits - could i have been wrong?




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