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wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 4:12:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

And (again, to stay on topic - which seems to be a skill lost on most posters here) I must ask.....

Dear Mr. Anteater;
Is this a picture of DomiGuy in his special "smokin' " jacket?  Is it spelled "smoking" or "smokin' "?  Please answer both questions - especially for future reference.

[image]http://www.HalloweenCostume-Ideas.com/images/FW1446.jpg[/image]

Thanks!
Regards, Lance Hughes 


dear Mr Anteater

I am worried because I think Lance might have an apoplexy if you don't give him some attention soon [:)]

ps.  Dear Mr Anteater, I am turned on by the photo that Lance posted, is this normal and do anteaters wear outfits like that?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:14:11 PM)

VC?... That is a lie. You are much too cute to ever be sad.


Wanders?... Why are you typing, you should be on your way here. The Anteater knows what your inner slut needs.

Lance... It is Smokin'.... not smoking. That is a very nice replica of how he looks, so breath taking!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:16:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

VC?... That is a lie. You are much too cute to ever be sad.



You think stuff can't be cute but sad? Google begs to differ.

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=cute+sad&sourceid=navclient-ff&rlz=1B3GGGL_en-GBGB346GB347&ie=UTF-8




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:29:36 PM)

SO you are saying that you trust google more than the Anteater.


That saddens me




chicagosub4u -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:29:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

He has a special "smoking" jacket

Fur collar AND cuffs!


And (again, to stay on topic - which seems to be a skill lost on most posters here) I must ask.....

Dear Mr. Anteater;
Is this a picture of DomiGuy in his special "smokin' " jacket?  Is it spelled "smoking" or "smokin' "?  Please answer both questions - especially for future reference.

[image]http://www.HalloweenCostume-Ideas.com/images/FW1446.jpg[/image]

Thanks!
Regards, Lance Hughes 


Lance Hughes

How did you get a photo of Domi...did you slip the high hard one to his publicist?




chicagosub4u -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:31:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

SO you are saying that you trust google more than the Anteater.


That saddens me


Dear Anteater

Who would be foolish enough to trust google over you?

Inquiring minds want to know...




sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:33:53 PM)

Dear Anteater,

Is there any cure for the human condition?

much love & ants,

sbd[8D]




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:34:16 PM)

It seems VC does. She is cute, but apparently lacks wisdom


Sad no?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:37:58 PM)

sbd.... how would I know? As an Anteater I am not troubled by such mundane concerns




sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:39:43 PM)

Dear Anteater,

What are your favorite kind of ants?

How does it feel to have such a long tongue?






Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:40:41 PM)

Crunchy ones



and... Spectacular!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:41:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

It seems VC does. She is cute, but apparently lacks wisdom


Sad no?


Dear Mr Floofy,

Google pulled up more than 6 million pieces of evidence to support its position. How many can you provide?

Yours,

VC




sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:42:15 PM)

nice....

Dear Anteater,

When you dance for romance...what's your favorite style of Anteater dance?

Tango, Waltz, Swing? How is it done, Anteater Style?
heehee~





Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:43:52 PM)

An Anteater does not follow the path of least resistance. I forge ahead, making my own path.

I do not think outside the box. I deny the very existence of the box!





VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:50:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

An Anteater does not follow the path of least resistance. I forge ahead, making my own path.

I do not think outside the box. I deny the very existence of the box!



Dear Floofs,

Is that a faux-nihilistic way of dressing up the fact that you have no evidence?

Yours

VeryCynical




LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:54:22 PM)

Mr. Anteater;

First, you write (and I quote)
quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff
He has a special "smoking" jacket
Fur collar AND cuffs!

And then you say (and I quote)
quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff
Lance... It is Smokin'.... not smoking. That is a very nice replica of how he looks, so breath taking!


My question is: Why did you not thank me for pointing out your misspelling?  (I take PayPal if that helps.)

And my 2nd thru 6th questions are: What about that tail on the "very nice replica"?  Maybe you didn't notice it?  Maybe you didn't want to bring it to everyone's attention?  Maybe it is part of the hop-bonding ceremony which you have kept secret for so long?  Maybe it's how anteaters and Domiguys have sex <blushing at the thought of even asking>?  (And Lance don't often blush!)

Oh, WTF..... How is that tail used by DomiGuy to have sex with you?  Tails intertwined?  His tail up your snout where your sticky tongue gives "relief and release" to the barbs?

Last question:  May I please be excused for some "personal business" since I seem to have caused a certain part of my anatomy to ...... ? Never mind, just never mind.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:57:03 PM)

VC?..... No


Lance?.... I type like a fucking anteater. I makes me seem ...approachable!




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:58:34 PM)

sbd?.... Anteaters prefer to dance horizontally, or some variation of that




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 6:59:41 PM)

Floofykins,

So where is your evidence, then?

Yours,

VC




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/1/2010 7:01:02 PM)

Snookums?

It is a matter of perception. I did not find those things cute at all.




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