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Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 4:21:11 PM)
Yes, Texas is ok. An Anteater once loved a woman in Texas Because of that, Texas gets a pass

DrkJourney -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 4:22:47 PM)
Sweeeeeet! The "girls" and I will be a-waiting your return to the lone star state[;)]

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 4:27:42 PM)
Every girl must have a dream!

girlygurl -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 6:20:10 PM)
Been to Oregon Jeffwey? [;)]

sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 6:45:21 PM)
Dear Anteater, What does anteater sushi taste like? your faithful fan... sbc

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 7:17:08 PM)
Dear Mr Anteater Would you consider a trip Down Under... we got all kinds of crazy things down here that would be sure to please an anteater such as yourself. d_d

girlygurl -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 7:21:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: delicatelydirty Dear Mr Anteater Would you consider a trip Down Under... we got all kinds of crazy things down here that would be sure to please an anteater such as yourself. d_d Anxiously awaiting Jeffwey's reply to this one [:)]

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 7:25:00 PM)
hehe.... of course you know I meant Australia (but shhhhhh dont tell the anteater that) [;)]

JonnieBoy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 7:37:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly I just paid 25 bucks to have my eyebrows professionally RIPPPED off of my face. Isn't there a job for me in the "cosmetic" (or confession extraction) treatment trade ... ? Sounds like my kinda work (will this hurt ? ... oh, yes of course it will ... ) and you even get paid for it ??? Dear Mr Eater ... do you go for waxed ants ... or prefer flossing while you scoff ? Pirate

kiwisub12 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 8:36:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Anteaters do not acknowledge Arkansas [sm=ass.gif] [sm=tongue.gif] [sm=river.gif]

wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 8:45:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: delicatelydirty Dear Mr Anteater Would you consider a trip Down Under... we got all kinds of crazy things down here that would be sure to please an anteater such as yourself. d_d oi d_d person..... hands offa my man.... errrrr I mean my anteater. if he is going down on someone downunder it is gonna be me damnit!!!! Don't make me hunt you down (I'm very scary, just ask the others) ps. welcome to the forums from another Aussie [:)] pps um not that I am saying you would go down on me and all Mr Anteater because I think I might be too slutty for you and we know you (like DG) only like the innocent ones apparently because they think a tiny footy frank is impressive ....so Holly says

Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 8:52:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Anteaters do not acknowledge Arkansas Probably because of the Boil Weevil mascot thing. AE, I heard that before Voltaire settled on the character of Pangloss, he almost went with Pangolin. I've always wondered, and I thought an Echidna like yourself might know. Don't eat too much Easter Candide.

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 10:08:05 PM)
another aussie yay... and actually wanders I was thinking of setting the anteater up on a date with an echidna ... because they both like ants and all[:D]

wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/2/2010 10:16:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: delicatelydirty another aussie yay... and actually wanders I was thinking of setting the anteater up on a date with an echidna ... because they both like ants and all[:D] hmmmmm do you mean like a yay - happy or this type of yay? and um.... no echidnas damnit, we all know they are trollops [:D] Mr Anteater needs someone virginal like me (errrrr Jeff just disregard any posts I made about reconnecting with my inner slut - again - last night as I have since lost it....honest and will now be pure and chaste until you are ready to claim me [:)] )

JonnieBoy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 12:04:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I have since lost it.... Dear Mister Ante Ter, I've been told I've "lost it" too, what was "it", do I need to get another one and does this mean I'm now related to Wanders ? I blame her for whatever it was she slipped into that tube of Vegemite ... but oooooh did it go down good ! (Is the Vegemite related to Wanders too ? or have I just taken advantage of her ?) Pirate

wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 12:10:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I have since lost it.... Dear Mister Ante Ter, I've been told I've "lost it" too, what was "it", do I need to get another one and does this mean I'm now related to Wanders ? I blame her for whatever it was she slipped into that tube of Vegemite ... but oooooh did it go down good ! (Is the Vegemite related to Wanders too ? or have I just taken advantage of her ?) Pirate Daddy? [sm=biggrin.gif]

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 1:55:24 AM)
definitely a good yay wanders..

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 2:09:55 AM)
Dear Mr. Anteater ....... I would like to clear up a misunderstanding if you don't mind. This way you don't need to worry about it yourself. Thank you. Dear Lance - when one is referring to the jacket as "smoking", the term "smoking" is used to represent the use of the jacket. Such as - he has a "smoking" jacket with fur cuffs and collar. When one is referring to the hotness or hippness of the article of clothing one might say "that jacket is "smokin"". One may also use both terms concerrently, which can be a bit confusing. "Domi looks smokin when he is wearing his smoking jacket. I hope this has been of assistance.

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 5:55:08 AM)
Thank you ydd As for the rest of you, just ask yourselves.....WWAD? And act accordingly

myotherself -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 5:56:13 AM)
But the answer would always be 'masturbate'. Surely this isn't appropriate in a social setting?

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