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dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 5:32:38 PM)
Dear Anteater, There have been rumors you have a penchant for the innocent ones. Just i was wondering, how innocent? Inquiring minds are inquiring. And a girl's gotta know how much halo polish to use to shine up her halo these days, too. Thank you, Next to Angelic in CA

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 5:33:38 PM)
ALIEN WALRUS HEAD!!!!!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *carry on

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 5:41:32 PM)
SUNSHINE SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooohhhhh, i gots smooched! i left you hugs at Bounty's, lol, but hugs again!

sweetboundesire -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 9:48:12 PM)
Anteater, how do you ever make these bitches shut up? lovingly yours, sbd

LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/3/2010 10:24:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Dear Mr. Anteater ....... I would like to clear up a misunderstanding if you don't mind. This way you don't need to worry about it yourself. Thank you. Dear Lance - when one is referring to the jacket as "smoking", the term "smoking" is used to represent the use of the jacket. Such as - he has a "smoking" jacket with fur cuffs and collar. When one is referring to the hotness or hippness of the article of clothing one might say "that jacket is "smokin"". One may also use both terms concerrently, which can be a bit confusing. "Domi looks smokin when he is wearing his smoking jacket. I hope this has been of assistance. Dear Mr. AntEater; My question (staying on topic) is: Why didn't you "take" the straight line I gave you? Straight line? Oh, never mind.... Regards, Mr. Lance-is-Hug(h)e(s)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 12:52:09 AM)
Dear Anteater, If a guy shoves a branch up someone's ass in the forrest, and no one is around, does it make a sound and would you get 'shit on a stick'? Sincerely, Butt Nuts

ShaharThorne -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 2:15:32 AM)
Mr. Anteater... What is your favorite ant?

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 2:19:10 AM)
I was just wondering... did the easter bunny bring you any choc coated ants.... and if he did please ensure that it is in fact choc and not something from the stick that Resident Sadist mentioned... unless of course that is your thing.... d_d just doing my good deed for the day

myotherself -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 2:56:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: delicatelydirty I was just wondering... did the easter bunny bring you any choc coated ants.... and if he did please ensure that it is in fact choc and not something from the stick that Resident Sadist mentioned... unless of course that is your thing.... yup, I made sure my cousin the Easter bunny brought him lots and lots of chocolate coated ants. I provided the chocolate. It's good - just ask Sirsholly - she's eaten loads of my choccy raisins...[8\|]

delicatelydirty -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 5:08:13 AM)
Oh so your one of those bunnies.... cute but kinda evil.... I like it

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 8:14:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Mr. Anteater... What is your favorite ant? Oh, I can field this one. Adam.

LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 8:17:15 AM)
Dear Mr. Anteater; The ants are on my Peeps. Would you be so kind as to come to Denver and lick them off? Regards, Mr. Hughes P.S. No, I'm not worried about eating Peeps covered with anteater spit. Might be a new taste and I'm always "up" for new tastes. (Well, at least trying new tastes. LOL!) L.H.

myotherself -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 8:18:50 AM)
Dear Uncle Anteater Does anteater spit taste of hops?

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 10:27:31 AM)
Tim... I am not syndicated because mainstream publications don't like the word, "cunt" and "vagina" lacks a certain.... authority. Dream.....Be cause the blood off innocents replenishes My soul better than the blood of wicked cunts Sbd....see the above answer RS... without question! Shahar....... My Ant Kathy dd....no Lance..... As cute as you are, no. If I could only learn to embrace the cock, DG and I would live in bliss Mos?....... fly over and find out..:)

KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 10:47:46 AM)
Dear Anteater, Happy Anteaster.

Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 10:49:02 AM)
And happy Anteater to you too!

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 11:25:49 AM)
Dear Anteater. How can I get a tongue as long as yours?

LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 3:25:22 PM)
I can field THIS one! Practice, practice, practice!

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 3:27:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I can field THIS one! Practice, practice, practice! Are you offering?

LanceHughes -> RE: Ask An Anteater (4/4/2010 3:42:18 PM)
Sure. Get your butt down here. (From someplace in Canada to Denver.) There is plenty to go 'round.... Or so I've been told. LOL! Oh, wait! That's thread-jacking..... Let's see: Dear Mr. Anteater; How can I get Wolf2Bear to visit me? He seems to be interested, but my door-bell hasn't rung yet. Regards, Lance-is-Hug(h)e(s) - and I'm not kidding..... a self-annointed deep throat "expert" has been practicing on my piece-o-meat since he discovered - and I quote - "I've had as long, but not as wide."

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