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angelikaJ -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 5:09:24 PM)

Dear Anteater,
Can you repair the space/time continuum and in doing so restore a universal balance of fairness?

Signed,
worried in New Moore



DarkSteven -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 5:15:38 PM)

What's the difference between an Anteater and Aunt Edith?



Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 5:59:55 PM)

Dk Journey... My tongue can cover not only both your tits, but also the tits of every one you know.

anjelika.... The Universe does NOT Belive in balance. The Uni believes in fucking you up the ass....no lube.
Do not send positive thoughts out to the Uni. It is like jumping into a dog kennel wrapped in bacon. Keep a low profile and hope the Uni doesn't notice you.

Steven........ The Anteater banged you Aunt Edith. That explainers the rather long faces on your cousins




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 6:14:21 PM)

Dear Anteater,

Were chocolate covered ants invented by an anteater?

Thank you.



Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 6:19:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KITTYLECTRO
Dear Anteater,
Were chocolate covered ants invented by an anteater?

Thank you.


The Dark Chocolate were. Some one came out with Milk chocolate and fucked them up entirely.

Here is a little known fact. Anteaters like champaign. We find Crystal too sweet, so we go with the Dom.
( go figure huh?)

Dark chocolate covered ants go very well with champaign



subtee -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 6:24:21 PM)

Have you changed locations or did you mean

Champagne?




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 6:36:56 PM)

Tee, perhaps he meant "cham-pain"?

~ dreamy



Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 6:37:06 PM)

"Wisdom and spelling do not go hand in hand"

Ms. Green, 2nd grade





JonnieBoy -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 9:45:43 PM)

(Well someone had to ask it ... )

Dear Mr A Eater, Do boy anteater dicks extend as far as their tongue ? (proportionately to the anteater body, that is)

You can please yourself if you answer or not, or maybe you can answer and please yourself at the same time for that matter ?

Pirate



wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 10:51:51 PM)

Dear Mister Anteater

Domi keeps asking me for gash shots and says that you are too shy to ask for them from me yourself.  Is this true?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 11:26:35 PM)

Dear Mr Anteater,

Please will you forward me Wanders' gash shots when you get them? [:D][:D][:D]

Yours

VoyeuristicCutie



wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 11:53:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Dear Mr Anteater,

Please will you forward me Wanders' gash shots when you get them? [:D][:D][:D]

Yours

VoyeuristicCutie



Damn VC aka Very Cute  what did you do with the fifteen gash shots I sent you last week?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/26/2010 11:55:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Dear Mr Anteater,

Please will you forward me Wanders' gash shots when you get them? [:D][:D][:D]

Yours

VoyeuristicCutie



Damn VC aka Very Cute  what did you do with the fifteen gash shots I sent you last week?



I don't think you really want to know.

Yours

VoraciousConsumer

[:D][:D][:D]



sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 3:51:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Dear Mr Anteater,

Please will you forward me Wanders' gash shots when you get them? [:D][:D][:D]

Yours

VoyeuristicCutie



Damn VC aka Very Cute  what did you do with the fifteen gash shots I sent you last week?



I don't think you really want to know.

Yours

VoraciousConsumer

[:D][:D][:D]

she sold them on e-Bay.

<<<<scampers off to see if PayPal debited credit card yet...



sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 3:53:17 AM)

Dear AntEater...

How many "F"'s are actually in Jefffffffff's name?



Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 5:47:25 AM)

Jonnie.....Yes but much  thicker

Wanders.....No... besides they are already all over the internet.

VC,,,,,,see the above answer.

Holly..... As many as are required. Anteaters are not bound by your conventions



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 5:51:17 AM)

I hear Anteaters are into SCATT.



chicagosub4u -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 5:57:51 AM)

Dear Anteater

There are so many questions...

Are you a Daddy Anteater? Why does your snout look like an uncut cock? Is Domi really a dick or does he just play one on the internet?

The favor of your reply is requested.

cs4u



Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 6:12:56 AM)

Lushy.... only socialy.

.
chisub4anyoneanytimeanywhere... No we are not as cuddly as we look.  I am quite proud of My snout, all anteaters are!

And finally.....yes and no



sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 6:14:59 AM)

quote:

Why does your snout look like an uncut cock?
damn....it does, doesn't it?

Gives "fuck-face" a whole new meaning....[sm=dunno.gif]



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