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KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 11:58:56 AM)

Dear Anteater,

You're a drunk.




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:02:41 PM)

Can you phrase that in the form of a question, please?

Alex Trebek




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:03:28 PM)

Dear Anteater,

Why are you such a drunk?

Thank you.




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:05:52 PM)

I wonder if there's an Anteaters Anonymous?




myotherself -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:11:33 PM)

Dear Anteater,

you proclaim yourself as Dom, yet it says on the toilet wall that you are Domiguy's bitch. Can you explain this conundrum?

evilbunny




brainiacsub -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:17:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Dear Anteater,

you proclaim yourself as Dom, yet it says on the toilet wall that you are Domiguy's bitch. Can you explain this conundrum?

evilbunny

Yes, I read this in the bathroom at the rest stop near Muncie. Please, do tell.




intenze -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:24:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious




Damn VC aka Very CuteĀ  what did you do with the fifteen gash shots I sent you last week?



I don't think you really want to know.

Yours

VoraciousConsumer

[:D][:D][:D]



I do want to know, in fact! (nods nods nods)




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 12:27:22 PM)

I bet anteaters have a bitch of a time trying to drink coffee at those AA meetings.




kiwisub12 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 1:09:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Why does your snout look like an uncut cock?
damn....it does, doesn't it?

Gives "fuck-face" a whole new meaning....[sm=dunno.gif]



Does this mean that what they say about the relationship to an anteaters snout and its cock is true - and if so, how do you manage to beat off all the lady "anteaters"?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:06:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

I do want to know, in fact! (nods nods nods)


I'm sorry but I don't think I could violate wanders' privacy like that.

Yours,

VulgarCad




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:10:06 PM)

I would never ask for photos like that.

I'd expect her to show me in person.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:25:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

I would never ask for photos like that.

I'd expect her to show me in person.


She's on the other side of the world!

Yours,
VacationallyChallenged

PS I didn't ask-I didn't need to. She threw herself at me.

[8D][8D][8D]




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:31:12 PM)

They don't have planes where you live?

Hell, I bet they don't even have Anteaters Anonymous. Or long snout coffee.




takemeforyourown -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:38:34 PM)

Dear Anteater,

I can't remember what happened last night. Can you remind me?

Thanks.




loverly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 2:52:07 PM)

Mrs Green was my second grade teacher too... in St Paul. i would have remembered an anteater you'd thing..hummmmm .. good disguise?




DomMeinCT -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 4:01:48 PM)

 
Dear Anteater,

I read on the internet that some people keep anteaters as pets.

Are you domesticated or wild and free?

Thank you.




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 6:27:00 PM)

Ok... In order....

Kitty.... Anteaters have among other thing ENORMOUS livers.... we are not drunks

Tim..... Anteaters are proud, we do not believe in anonymity

myos?   What Domi and I have transcends your tiny world view!

BS?... what the fuck are you doing in Munice?... that is wrong on to many levels to list

kiwi... I am an obviously DOMINATE Anteater... I enjoy beating them

Takeme?.... DVD's are available.... I am not sure you would want to watch..... but let me just say.....thanks!


loverly...... yes!

DoMe... opps...DomMe.,,,,, Petr an Anteater at your own risk. we are not responsible for damages. I would recommend a less dangerous pet




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:00:32 PM)

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Anteaters are proud, we do not believe in anonymity


OK...but what about an Anteaters Unanonymous? I can even see how the meetings would go....

"Fuck you! I'm an Anteater! My name is Jeffff, and I've got this shit under control!"




Kalista07 -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:20:00 PM)


Dear Mr. AntEater,

Why are you so hostile? Where is the harshness coming from? Has Domi not given you enough love?

Kali




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:33:26 PM)

Hostile?... I am not hostile!... why are you such a cunt?


love


Jeff




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