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Aylee -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:35:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Hostile?... I am not hostile!... why are you such a cunt?


love


Jeff


Who hurt you?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:37:53 PM)

Ahem... Anteaters are not hurt...... Anteaters do the hurting




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:44:17 PM)

Uh-oh....Aylee, I think you hurt his feelings.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:44:20 PM)

Dear Ant Eater:

I have two questions.

1. What makes someone a cunt?

2. Can I call you Daddy?







takemeforyourown -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:49:30 PM)

Dear Anteater,

My husband refuses to participate in Earth Hour. What should I do?

Thanks.




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 7:54:05 PM)

Dear Anteater,

Where the white women at?

Thank you. 




Aylee -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 8:12:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Uh-oh....Aylee, I think you hurt his feeling.


There ya go!  I fixed it for you!  [:)]




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 8:28:40 PM)

Who knows. The ways of the Anteater are mysterious.




wandersalone -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 9:33:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Hostile?... I am not hostile!... why are you such a cunt?


love


Jeff


Who hurt you?


I wonder if it is because Domi has been showing some interest in a pretty little porcupine recently.....


psst the anteater is on his way out kids




Musicmystery -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/27/2010 9:47:32 PM)

Wait....he's doing those way out kids now?


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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 12:10:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Hostile?... I am not hostile!... why are you such a cunt?


Sorry the response was so delayed (I was asleep-time difference and all), but I had to chip in.

Domi's been fucking with his head-he really thinks he's not being hostile.

If he was being hostile he'd call her a gashface.




sirsholly -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 2:51:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Dear Anteater,

you proclaim yourself as Dom, yet it says on the toilet wall that you are Domiguy's bitch. Can you explain this conundrum?

evilbunny
Anteater...Can you tell MOS that cute lil bunnies do not say "conundrum"?




myotherself -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 6:16:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Anteater...Can you tell MOS that cute lil bunnies do not say "conundrum"?



would 'fucked up mess' be better? [8|]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 3:48:01 PM)

Dear Mr Anteaterman,

It's a well-known fact that cute little rabbits can't use words like 'conundrum', and have to resort to phrases like 'fucked up mess' instead.
Do anteaters have the same problem? Is this why you are so crude?

Is Domi secretly a cute litte raccoon or something?

Yours,

VeryCurious




DomMeinCT -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 8:12:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

DoMe... opps...DomMe.,,,,, Petr an Anteater at your own risk. we are not responsible for damages. I would recommend a less dangerous pet


Dear Anteater,

Do anteaters purr?
If not, how do they express pleasure?

~ DMinCT




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/28/2010 9:21:08 PM)

Well, the Anteater takes a day off and shit start stacking up...

SDFemDom4puppies.    Anyone woman who questions Me..... and... of course you can, Mommy

Takeme.... Your husband is a wise Man. Earth Hour was a silly gesture. You should always listen to Him
if not... you are a cunt.

Kitty........ Many of them are at My place.

Holly........ bunnies might be like Anteaters. I am not prepaid to say that at this time. MOS should probably fly over so I can bang her. I would know more then.


VC.... Sorry you are still too cute to consider answering!


DoME.... Anteaters growl.... We then show pleasure by falling asleep!




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 7:28:01 AM)

Dear Anteater,

Ever consider a visit north of the border and witnessing the wildlife here?




Jeffff -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 8:01:01 AM)

Wolf... I am working on heartcream almost without rest!




DickSteel -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 10:44:55 AM)

Dear Mr. A,
Who are these people? Where does CollarMe get its membership from?





SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Ask An Anteater (3/29/2010 10:45:05 AM)

Dear Anteater:

Is it true that you snore a great deal because of your enormous snurkle?

Thank you,

The Cunt of cunts




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