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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:29:42 PM   
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Oh post it....please...pretty please with Revels on top...pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeee!!!!!!



I feel it would be a violation of the knickerless one's privacy to post a picture of his balls on teh interwebs.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:31:06 PM   
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Crumpets for *breakfast*?!?

I knew you were perverted and sick, Wanders, but I had no idea you were this *twisted*.

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I know this is the wrong thread but I love that VC 'got' my crumpet reference (I  added it just for you)

Anteater, please ensure the kodak brownie is in your manbag when you board the plane to meet your destiny

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:36:00 PM   
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VC's mum will be very happy!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:37:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Erm.. what's wrong with crumpets for breakfast? Isn't a crumpet something like a pastry?
(Hmm.. yanno, they have edible knickers that are something like fruit rollups. I wonder how much trouble it would be to make knickers that are, um, baked. Like crumpets or something..)

Now just look! I'm back for one thin hour and you people already have My alleged mind running off to concoct (con cock?) impossible food items that would nonetheless be lots of fun to eat. I'm going to.. go admit something on the admit thread. It's not any safer than this but what the hell..

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:38:27 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:39:04 PM   
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Dear Mister Anteater, sunny has requested a pimped out photo of me in my socks and sandals outfit, do I send one with or without knickers?   I fear she may be easily offended 


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Mr Anteater, legs crossed or uncrossed please?


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ps. thanks, legs uncrossed, no knickers - will do.


... waiting...



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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:39:58 PM   
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VC's mum will be very happy!


Have I ever mentioned that my dad is well hard, by the way? Because he isn't the sort of person you'd want to mess with on a dark night.

He's also very happily married to my mum...




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:40:29 PM   
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(thump, thump)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:41:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have a feeling you are going to be the bangee Mr Anteater...and yes, photos are obligatory!!!!

The type of crumpet that is good at any time, not just breakfast


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:42:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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VC's mum will be very happy!


Have I ever mentioned that my dad is well hard, by the way? Because he isn't the sort of person you'd want to mess with on a dark night.

He's also very happily married to my mum...







Ok........ perhaps you have a naughty ant?



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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:42:51 PM   
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 Noun
  1. A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
  2. (British, slang, uncountable) A person (or, collectively, persons) considered sexually desirable. Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.
Etymology:
Sense of “desirable woman” attested 1936, possibly as cockney rhyming slang for strumpet; alternatively, compare tart (“‘loose woman, prostitute’”) (itself possibly cockney rhyming slang for heart or sweetheart).


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:43:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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Oh post it....please...pretty please with Revels on top...pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeee!!!!!!



I feel it would be a violation of the knickerless one's privacy to post a picture of his balls on teh interwebs.



Okay, good point.....shame though, it would have been fun to see the pink knickers


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:43:20 PM   
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... waiting...



I am still in my pj's with bedhead but once I am dressed for my hot date I have to take a photo and send it to my friend as she has been my fashion adviser from afar so I will cc you in to the email girlfriend


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:46:01 PM   
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Ok........ perhaps you have a naughty ant?


Um...my mum is hot. My aunts? Not so much...


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:47:41 PM   
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... waiting...



I am still in my pj's with bedhead but once I am dressed for my hot date I have to take a photo and send it to my friend as she has been my fashion adviser from afar so I will cc you in to the email girlfriend



I getcha girl. Me too. Bed head, pj's that is. I'm grading papers alllllllllll day today, so YAY! I have something to look forward to.



Dear Jeff,
Whatever should a gal do who is in love with you and halfway around the world. Wanders wants to know. Not me.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:48:57 PM   
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crumpet

Noun
  1. A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
  2. (British, slang, uncountable) A person (or, collectively, persons) considered sexually desirable. Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.
Etymology:
Sense of “desirable woman” attested 1936, possibly as cockney rhyming slang for strumpet; alternatively, compare tart (“‘loose woman, prostitute’”) (itself possibly cockney rhyming slang for heart or sweetheart).



Methinx I sense a CM Crumpet Club forthcoming. Really, we have lots..
P.S. Thank you for setting Me right, VC. I must remember that one..

Dear Mr. Anteater, do you permit tacklesmooching of darling ppls duly missed in absence on this thread ..? *poises*

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:53:55 PM   
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GI?.... YES!

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:54:02 PM   
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I love crumpets! One of the girls here brought some from Britain. It was more the idea of having tea and crumpets with the Brits that made me all giggly happy.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 6:00:08 PM   
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Missy?... get on a fucking plane........


GI?.... YES!



I didn't know they made that kind of plane!


*edited cause I was tooooo naughty before.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 6:02:56 PM   
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