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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 8:27:45 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Wanders, as It happens I agree with them all.

RS.... Who cares if she has an orgasm or not? I don't understand the question.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 8:37:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wanders, kindly forward an all-pimped-out photo.
Thank you.

You'd care Jeffff if she spit you out so hard you ended upon the other side of the room. Solo digo.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 9:02:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe the involuntary meeting of the wall during childbirth would explain the general dullness of the average anteater.
I guess that would make Jefffffff the exception that proves the rule, in that his mother didn't orgasm and supersquirt him into the wall - therefore no brain damage. Yeah for orgasmless births.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 9:08:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Mr Floofy,

This thread has gone in directions I never wish to think about again.

Any suggestions as to how to get the conversation back to less disturbing waters?

Yours

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 10:37:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		VC.... there is no such thing as too far

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 3:02:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Mister Anteater, sunny has requested a pimped out photo of me in my socks and sandals outfit, do I send one with or without knickers?   I fear she may be easily offended 

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 4:33:32 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		I don't understand this question.

What is the point of a photo with knickers?

DO people actually send such pictures?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 4:38:03 PM   
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I don't understand this question.

What is the point of a photo with knickers?

DO people actually send such pictures?
Don't be coy, Mr Floofy-we've all seen the pictures of you in five inch heels, French knickers and that pink feather boa-I thought the boa set off your fur beautifully, but we all know that the knickers were the centrepiece.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 4:40:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Mr. Anteater,

Just think of knickers as cake frosting. Attractive, occasionally yummy esthetics, easily got rid of.

P.S. "Knickers" is an adorable Britishism. Makes Me think of Sharon Osbourne, who once asked how much American women usually paid for "knickers" on the reality show that bore her surname. Thanx for the grin.

P.S.S. Damn. Now I am a willing participant in asking advice from furry animals online. No wait, I was already doing that..

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 4:49:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

P.S. "Knickers" is an adorable Britishism.



Pssst...Wanders is an Aussie-it doesn't help the arrogantly imperialist British stereotype when you perpetuate it like that...


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 4:52:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sorry 'bout dat. It was the part about Mother Osbourne that made Me say the B word. Wanders is an angel and I missded her whilst I was away. How about "euphemism", will that do instead?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:06:17 PM   
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Sorry 'bout dat. It was the part about Mother Osbourne that made Me say the B word. Wanders is an angel and I missded her whilst I was away. How about "euphemism", will that do instead?


Yupyup-that will adequately tick the 'cultural sensitivity' box, for sure :-D


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:10:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

Wanders is an angel and I missded her whilst I was away. How about "euphemism", will that do instead?


No no no GI, Angel is the other Aussie (well kind of American Aussie) and I am Wanders remember ... grins (great to see you back by the way )

Ok so I need to only send photos of me with no knickers on..... damn, maybe that is why no guys ever reply to the numerous pics I send out.  Damn I thought my lacy underthingies were kind of hawt.

Mr Anteater, legs crossed or uncrossed please?


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:20:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		GI?... I had thought the wisdom of fury things when without saying.

VC?.... you are so cute!... I am  much older than you but I wonder... is your mum hot?

Wanders?... the questions still baffle Me...... uncrossed. of course

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:20:32 PM   
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Mr Anteater, legs crossed or uncrossed please?



There  is a picture I desperately want to post right now from my last ever week at school-the bottom halves of three of the rugby team sitting in a row, legs akimbo, in charity shop dresses. One wearing boxers, one wearing something lacy and hot pink, and one wearing nothing at all.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:21:58 PM   
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VC?.... you are so cute!... I am  much older than you but I wonder... is your mum hot?

Yes, yes she is. But I'm afraid she would eat you for breakfast.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:25:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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VC?.... you are so cute!... I am  much older than you but I wonder... is your mum hot?

Yes, yes she is. But I'm afraid she would eat you for breakfast.



Mr Anteater would you please go and visit VC's mum please as I think it would be kinda hot to watch her eat you for breakfast...who needs kippers when you can have Anteater on crumpets!!!!! mmmm mmmmm

ps. thanks, legs uncrossed, no knickers - will do. 


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:27:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Mr Anteater, legs crossed or uncrossed please?



There  is a picture I desperately want to post right now from my last ever week at school-the bottom halves of three of the rugby team sitting in a row, legs akimbo, in charity shop dresses. One wearing boxers, one wearing something lacy and hot pink, and one wearing nothing at all.

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Oh post it....please...pretty please with Revels on top...pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeee!!!!!!


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:28:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wanders I have a new goal!

One day My profile here will read....


"Happily coupled with VC's mum"

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 5:28:15 PM   
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who needs kippers when you can have Anteater on crumpets!!!!! mmmm mmmmm


Crumpets for *breakfast*?!?

I knew you were perverted and sick, Wanders, but I had no idea you were this *twisted*.

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