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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 3:18:27 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 3:22:27 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 5:51:01 PM   
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Jeffff,

I want the contract to write your book, "The Way of the Anteater."

Have your people call my people.



You knew Tim... there is money in that.

Then the lecture circuit.

I want Edward Norton to play me in the movie

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 5:53:48 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 5:55:06 PM   
Jeffff


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Or maybe Johnny Deep

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 8:32:41 PM   
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Already got screwed out of that once!

It goes in the contract.




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 9:29:39 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 9:31:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		So......... we have Daddysredhead meeting DarkSteven half-way.
Lance meeting bear half-way.  Isn't anyone staying at home?  In the good old days, it was called hosting.....

And please remember, folks www.ThunderInTheMountains.com is coming soon.  That way DarkSteven and I don't go but a few miles to meet y'all.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 9:32:18 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 10:20:01 PM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/9/2010 10:47:14 PM   
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Yanno... I hear there's this little get together happening in the DC area next month.  I also hear that a certain Redhead is gonna be hosting it.  Y'all are more than welcome to join us.    

(Anteaters are also welcome to be part of the fun.)  

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 6:50:33 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:17:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mister Anteater, I am going to a first meet with a bloke from the other side tomorrow and I am wearing socks and sandals.... long story, lets just say it involves a double dog dare.  

So my question Mister Anteater - the dress I am going to wear is kind of short so I am planning to wear bike shorts under it.  Do you think I should add a funky hat or a long scarf to my ensemble?


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:19:59 AM   
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Mister Anteater, I am going to a first meet with a bloke from the other side tomorrow and I am wearing socks and sandals.... long story, lets just say it involves a double dog dare.  

So my question Mister Anteater - the dress I am going to wear is kind of short so I am planning to wear bike shorts under it.  Do you think I should add a funky hat or a long scarf to my ensemble?


socks-sandals-bike shorts-skirt-hat.... what are doing, a Carrot Top impersonation?


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:32:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Mister Anteater, I am going to a first meet with a bloke from the other side tomorrow and I am wearing socks and sandals.... long story, lets just say it involves a double dog dare.  

So my question Mister Anteater - the dress I am going to wear is kind of short so I am planning to wear bike shorts under it.  Do you think I should add a funky hat or a long scarf to my ensemble?



Hopefully not white socks.  I would go with color pattern mix match.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:33:55 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:37:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
socks-sandals-bike shorts-skirt-hat.... what are doing, a Carrot Top impersonation?



I admit I am possibly trying to rattle said D type when I meet him.... what can I say, I like to be memorable

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Hopefully not white socks.  I would go with color pattern mix match.



I have told him they are grey socks like grandpas wear but in fact they are hot pink   shhhhhhh


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:42:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wandersalone

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
socks-sandals-bike shorts-skirt-hat.... what are doing, a Carrot Top impersonation?



I admit I am possibly trying to rattle said D type when I meet him.... what can I say, I like to be memorable


It sounds like you will certainly get a measure of his spirit. In which case, although I am not an anteater, I would suggest you add a big floppy hat.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 7:51:40 AM   
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RE: Ask An Anteater - 4/10/2010 8:03:07 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		grins.... dear Mister Anteater....I don't need you now thanks, I have much more gooder advice from others



thanks RS and Kiwisub... off to ponder hats


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