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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:25:41 PM

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My favorite trick is to write down a phone number with no indication to whom it belongs. Later when I find the number, I'm tempted to call it to solve the mystery.

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:27:29 PM

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DB does that. There have been a number of times when He has called my friends because I called them from His phone and He doesn't recognize the number on the call log, so He hits "dial" and ends up having a discussion with them as if He meant to.

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:29:23 PM

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..all of a sudden, all the remaining cast of the original Star Trek are My mom's age with gray hair and grandkids.
..all of a sudden, I find three strands of silver at My right temple. Just yesterday, My kids were still little.. wtf, over..

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:35:43 PM

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Growing old sucks because I can't remember if DB ever called me. *sigh*

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:40:26 PM

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Of course He did... ok, well maybe it was me who called you, then He took the phone to say hi.

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/16/2010 9:45:13 PM

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i think age is harder on a woman. Men do seem to age better, although black woman seem to age the sexiest. I don't know why.

My girlfriend and i were discussing age tonight. We came to the conclusion that the sexiest thing about a person is their absolute un-desire to need anyone. someone who is happy in themselves. i feel very blessed to be bisexual. for the treasures men overlook, us women can see plain as day. of course keeping healthy equals happiness and attractiveness but isn't ego and confidence half the reason us women fall for men? It is the lack of need, the confidence and assurety in their own happiness and state of being. I see the same qualities making a woman just as sexy

this said, i aim for "cute" not sexy...cute is eternal:)

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 4:22:09 AM

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I dont do that yet as my memory is fantastic. But those are great ideas for my kidlet!

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 4:24:54 AM

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I posted in the Political forums yesterday. Yikes! I must be old and losing my humor.....

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 4:34:12 AM

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my knees need a shot of WD-40

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 4:51:41 AM

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Holly,

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 5:11:27 AM

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Just a week ago Master and I were bitching about the cost of concert tickets compared to when we were kids. Master declared "It's official! We have become our parents!" I was horrified!

But I figure every day above dirt is a good day!

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 6:24:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..all of a sudden, I find three strands of silver at My right temple.

I had a young person who has know me for many moons say to me the other day "Did you get highlights?" and wink! Her mom went completely silver by the time she was 40 and looks fantastic so it's not a thing to worry or be surprised about.
I just laughed and said no, I've decided to go au natural after decades of coloring. I like my "silver streak"

The only thing that sucks about growing old for me is that it gets harder for me to do the long work hours like I used to. I'm not old but I'm not 25 anymore. Other than that...and the hot flashes that have started

...getting older isn't half bad. I'm working on My Life Part 2.

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 6:27:07 AM

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I do all of the above!

I am the queen of post-it notes at the office.

I use my cell phone to remind me of things, I send myself texts, emails, and I used to leave myself memo messages on my answering machine. I also tape notes to myself on the bathroom mirror, the dashboard of my car, my purse, my tote bag, and the tv screen in my bedroom.

What I hate is when I only write down a snipet of something that makes perfect sense to me at the time, and I have no clue what it means later.

Last time I talked to Thing Two she said she was good except she couldn't see through the post its you put on her forehead. Use the small ones, next time, Ok?

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 8:50:13 AM

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The only downside to growing old (this bunny is 45 next week!) is the fire risk from the candles on the cake

but the heat generated from all those candles help saves on this week's heating expenses LOL

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 8:52:05 AM

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I'd like me some new cartilage in my knees, and level nipples, but that's about it.

omg, this made me LOL, since my nipples are level, and unfortunately, they're also almost level with my knees. Whovever said big boobs were a blessing?

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 10:34:45 AM

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Not me, Pure...my nipples are going south, I got gray on both temples and my nieces and nephews are calling me Ma'am.

The other day, the checkout clerk called me Ma'am...definitely a sign that I am really getting old.

Someone just pass over the scotch...I am far too young to being this damn old...

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 10:37:31 AM

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I'm skipping gray and going white. Which means I can't dye my hair red and more because as the stylist said "red and white makes pink".

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 5:48:07 PM

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Walks into thread, looks around for something, hesitates, feels pockets for glasses, fails to find them on her head.
Finally admits, "i can't remember what i came in here for."

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 5:51:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Not me, Pure...my nipples are going south, I got gray on both temples and my nieces and nephews are calling me Ma'am.

The other day, the checkout clerk called me Ma'am...definitely a sign that I am really getting old.

Someone just pass over the scotch...I am far too young to being this damn old...

::passes Shahar this here bottle of 18-yr-old oak-aged Scotch, actually from Scotland, in understanding sympathy::

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RE: Growing old sucks because... - 4/17/2010 6:00:23 PM

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Hehe - i am 52 - and have been getting the senior citizens discount from Krogers for about 10 years - because i have silver hair. Can't beat that with a stick!! lol.
And I am way happier at 52 than i was at 25.

now if i could just climb onto the roof to sweep it off without worrying i am going to die trying to get off..............................

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