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thishereboi -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:19:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall

You dommes arent very good. here you are trying to make me feel better about myself, telling me im average and normal, instead of making me feel inferior and embarrassed.


No one is trying to make you feel bad, why would they? If you want to be humiliated, go find a pro and pay her, but don't think you are going to get it here for free. Or better yet, finish your homework, give mom a kiss and get your ass in bed. Whatever works for you.




VampiresLair -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:23:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall

You dommes arent very good. here you are trying to make me feel better about myself, telling me im average and normal, instead of making me feel inferior and embarrassed.



Actually we are very good, when we are in a situation we wish to be in. Just because you come on here and say "Hey, here, insult my penis" doesnt mean there are going to be dominant women jumping up and down waiting for a chance to do so. Hell, you dont even make yourself out to be likeable enough to want to get to know, and I only isult submissives I have a connection with. Stop trying to force your kink on someone else and go find a dominant who actually wants to be involved.

DV




Venatrix -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:25:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Dad never taught me how to adjust my pecker size so somebody please tell me how it's done.  I'm sure my gal pal would appreciate an extra inch or two now and then. 


I'm sorry to have to inform you of this, but your parents needed to order the "Adjustable Penis Kit" *before* you were born. It's too late to do anything about it now.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:29:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

This goes to show that the brain is in the penis. Proof! In some men, not all, there is a disconnect or an improper connect. Some believe there is a neuro transmitter that is


Nah, it is just the Universes little joke on man.  Two heads, only enough bloodflow for one. 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:33:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Dad never taught me how to adjust my pecker size so somebody please tell me how it's done.  I'm sure my gal pal would appreciate an extra inch or two now and then. 


I'm sorry to have to inform you of this, but your parents needed to order the "Adjustable Penis Kit" *before* you were born. It's too late to do anything about it now.


Don't lose hope, Marc2b.  There's always EXTENZE!! 




ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:48:33 PM)

everyone on here has a really terrible attitude. you're the same as chatroom people. you have different chatrooms for different stuff, different forums for different stuff, but none of you want to talk about that stuff. You'd all rather bullshit about what the hell you did today, or make jokes about whatever. If you need a place to have normal conversations, get some friends for christ sake. I can have plenty of meaningless conversations with anyone, even people I hardly know, because I have social skills and i GET OUT. If you need to come here and socialize then thats your problem. I had a domme once tell me that just about all her friends were lifestyle. Sad truth is there are alot more people out there like that. They NEED this to make "connections" because they are too weird and introverted to form social networks in their normal life. To those who are insulted by this, don't flamingly defend yourselves, just don't reply to a post if your not into it. It's that simple. But I'm sure it's hard to resist when you don't have a life.




Venatrix -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:54:03 PM)

Awww, are we having a little temper tantrum because we didn't get free humiliation? Poor widdle pervert.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 1:55:52 PM)

It isn't really our fault your penis is average and not really worth going on about. 

If you want to talk about SMALL.  I topped this one guy who had a penis so small, I couldn't even find enough flesh to connect the pads for my Tens Unit to his cock.  Now THAT is a small penis.  I had to settle with splitting them between his penis and balls.  You know, a man sings a really rousing chorus of "You Are My Sunshine" in unexpected octaves, when you fiddle with the dials?

Sorry if you actually DO measure up.....sucks to be you.




myotherself -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:16:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall

To those who are insulted by this, don't flamingly defend yourselves, just don't reply to a post if your not into it. It's that simple.


Hey Biggus Dickus - I thought you were supposed to be sub? And here you are throwing the orders about!

Shame on you...[8|]

sits back and waits to see "mr slightly larger than average" throw his toys out of the crib...




VaguelyCurious -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:37:17 PM)

 
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ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall

To those who are insulted by this, don't flamingly defend yourselves, just don't reply to a post if your not into it. It's that simple. But I'm sure it's hard to resist when you don't have a life.


Warning: the Irony Police are coming to get you.




Jeffff -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:39:58 PM)

They will come with the whaaaaambulance




LadyPact -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:42:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall

You dommes arent very good. here you are trying to make me feel better about myself, telling me im average and normal, instead of making me feel inferior and embarrassed.

Maybe that's because we're not here to service your kink on demand.

If I wanted to make you feel inferior, I wouldn't do it over your penis size.  I'd just make you feel stupid because you couldn't figure out the first part.




Venatrix -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:51:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I thought you were supposed to be sub? And here you are throwing the orders about!



MOS, there's nobody more dominant than a male submissive.*

*Certain exceptions apply. See your dealer for more information.




peppermint -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 2:57:54 PM)

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I had a domme once tell me that just about all her friends were lifestyle.


May we assume that this Domme of yours also told you that it's not nice for a submissive to demand that  all Dommes do as they are told.  Did she explain that Dommes are not your own personal fetish delivery system?   Or, did you pay said Domme so you could call the shots? 




VampiresLair -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 3:04:08 PM)

Theres a bit of difference between talking about things, and catering to your desire to be put down. You want to talk about the methods of humiliation we use on OUR pets, sure, have at it. If you want to ask us about the ways we train those that are OURS, why not ask. But, to come on and demand we humiliate you is asking for failure. Your Domme should probably have told you that the Dominant gives the orders, the submissive takes them. At best, you are a toppy sub, at worst your are a dominant who is looking for a service.

Dont ever go into a battle of wits unarmed...

DV




LadyPact -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 3:12:11 PM)

OK.  Clear this up for Me......

You're here attempting to get strangers to indulge you in your kink, but you're claiming that we have no life.

Is anybody else lost on this one?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 3:13:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Is anybody else lost on this one?

Like Mr Floofy and I have said, the Irony Police are on their way. Fear not, good Lady. You are not alone.

:P




windchymes -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 3:19:10 PM)

I think I'm going to go over to the Masters' forum and demand that they humiliate me because of my tiny vagina. [8|]




Lockit -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 3:37:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I think I'm going to go over to the Masters' forum and demand that they humiliate me because of my tiny vagina. [8|]


ROFL Loudly! Hey, let us know how that works and how much and what type email it generates!




lizi -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:10:18 PM)

Dude...seriously? This is one of the biggest Homer Simpson d'oh moments I've ever seen on here....a subby guy (or so he says) comes in and tells the assembled Dommes what he wants done...wtf? I know I know....that does happen a lot, but then he complains when they don't do what he wants....? Again...wtf? Dude, they're Dommes! They don't do what you want them to do! They're not 'here' for you to direct, they're human beings with lives and do things as THEY see fit to do them. For God's sake get a freaking clue.
This gave me such a laugh though...actually thanks for that.




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