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Jeffff -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:27:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes I think I'm going to go over to the Masters' forum and demand that they humiliate me because of my tiny vagina. [8\|] Come to Chicago, we can fix that here

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:29:23 PM)
You people have an odd way of interpreting things. I never "demanded" anything. I said feel free to make any rude comments about my penis. If you didn't feel like doing that after reading the OP, then dont partake in it. Go find another thread to contribute too. Don't sit their and flame "Im not contributing to your wank material, blah blah blah". Its not like i even asked for you to humiliate me. I said you can if you want. I was introducing myself, its an intro thread. What do you think an intro thread is on kink site? "Hi Im Bob from north dakota. Im a real estate broker. I like fishing and playing poker blah blah blah". Like wtf? No. I introduce myself and my kink on a KINK site. Duh. And as far as the irony police, i guess i should have said "if you dont like a certain THREAD TOPIC don't partake." I am merely reacting to your irrational assumptions about me. And why the hell are other subs chiming in? Go back into your corner and put your ball gag back on

MstrPBK -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:30:42 PM)
small ... all the more ways to inflict pain ... MstrPBK St. Paul, MN USA

DarkSteven -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:33:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: It's only 5.5" long erect, sometimes 6 on a good day. [sm=wtf.gif] Our peckers are adjustable???!!!! HOW COME I AM ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW???!!!!! Dad never taught me how to adjust my pecker size so somebody please tell me how it's done. I'm sure my gal pal would appreciate an extra inch or two now and then. Entirely true. Sometimes I have to adjust mine down to eighteen inches for smallish women.

Jeffff -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:36:07 PM)
Dude... I like fishing too. The problem is, apparently, you don't have a tiny dick. I am sorry about that. The you went off on all the Bitches here and the Bitches here don't dig that. You made your self so mock-able as to take all the sport out it I would recommend you seek a woman of stature... at lest 6'4". She would probably find your dick small enough to laugh at. Edited to capitalize "Bitches" appologies..:) No Bitches were harmed in the making of this post.......... sadly

Venatrix -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:37:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall What do you think an intro thread is on kink site? "Hi Im Bob from north dakota. Im a real estate broker. I like fishing and playing poker blah blah blah". Yes, THAT'S exactly what an intro is, on any site. Why? Because we're people, first. We want to get to know you as a person, first, and we want you to get to know us as people, first. You're so focused on your dick that your tiny brain fails to grasp that social niceties are in demand EVERYWHERE. The kink comes after those social niceties have been addressed.

lizi -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 4:42:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall You people have an odd way of interpreting things. I never "demanded" anything. I said feel free to make any rude comments about my penis. If you didn't feel like doing that after reading the OP, then dont partake in it. Go find another thread to contribute too. Don't sit their and flame "Im not contributing to your wank material, blah blah blah". Its not like i even asked for you to humiliate me. I said you can if you want. I was introducing myself, its an intro thread. What do you think an intro thread is on kink site? "Hi Im Bob from north dakota. Im a real estate broker. I like fishing and playing poker blah blah blah". Like wtf? No. I introduce myself and my kink on a KINK site. Duh. And as far as the irony police, i guess i should have said "if you dont like a certain THREAD TOPIC don't partake." I merely reacting to your irrational assumptions about me. And why the hell are other subs chiming in? Go back into your corner and put your ball gag back on Other subs are chiming in because they recognize stupidity when they see it. The boards are here for whoever wants to use them...just because you're not getting the answers you wanted doesn't mean that your audience cannot chime in wherever they feel like it. It's especially fun to chime in when a clueless newbie makes an ass out of himself and then thows tantrums. Plus my Dom is the only one who puts my ball gag in and he rather likes it when I speak up. If you were a sub, you'd understand the part of how s types do what their owner says and not everyone else on the planet. Here's the thing....you did post an intro and try to get any Dommes that were about to do what you wanted...it wasn't JUST a polite suggestion or inquiry for like minded people to participate, because then, Mr. Simpson, you complained when they didn't do it. See...that's where your story of -gosh I'm just here to share in a like-minded activity- falls apart. You can't make people do what you want them to do...Dommes, subs, whoever. Grow up and put on the big girl panties...

sunshinemiss -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 5:11:43 PM)
quote: You know, a man sings a really rousing chorus of "You Are My Sunshine" in unexpected octaves, when you fiddle with the dials? Winny Dee, Darling, One day we really must chat about your methods... over a charming cup of Earl Grey of course. *smooch, sunshine

pegbundy -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 5:21:29 PM)
mr. small - there actually is a site out on the intertubes where you can post pics of your offending member, and have it rated and belittled to your heart's content. It just doesn't happen to be this site. Happy hunting.

VampiresLair -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 5:28:27 PM)
I never could understand how someone can be into small penis humiliation and not have any OTHER qualities to fall back on. Its like coming on here and saying "Hi, I have the depth of a frisbee, no redeeming qualities but I do have this kink Id like you to participate in. K thanx" In an intro thread, one introduces THEMSELVES. Right now, the only introduction you gave was that you have a perfectly average penis, and are into small penis humiliation. If this was simply to introduce yourselves, why would you later make the comment that we Dommes are "bad at this" because we had not yet humiliated you, but pointed out that you were not actually small at all? Its an intro, after all, so how can be we bad at this? Your BS is piling up so high we wont be able to see your cock soon anyway, small or not. You just keep on shoveling and trying to point us to our wrongs... and keep in mind the vast majority of us here are in functional, stable and happy relationships and are laughing at you anyway no matter how hard you stomp your little foot. DV

sunshinemiss -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 5:46:02 PM)
To the op: Regarding this whole, we don't have a life thing... quote: In the two ish years I've been on this site, I have met 2 lovers, a number of couples, and dozens of friends on this site. I have attended 2 weddings of people who met here, I have talked with two women going through breast cancer, met and now regularly chat with the most darling son of a wonderful woman from here, fallen in lust at least 12 dozen times, received and sent gifts, holiday cards, and help from a good 30 people on this site. I sleep in a t-shirt from one of my friends on this site, I am getting 2 letters of recommendation from people I met on this site, I've met people during layovers from this site, and I have shared endless hours of fabulous conversations with men and women on here. Hell I have met people on other continents from this website! That is my own post from a bit ago. You see we DO have "a life"... each of us. We know that relationships are more than mere words and demands. I have spent many evenings in the company of the lovely DV (Vampires Lair above) and her submissive husband. They've come to my home for dinner, met my family, gone for a walk with me and my dogs. I've gone out to take photos with them, helped them with their wedding, and played with their cute bunny rabbit after having a great dinner that DV made. I have had similar experiences with many people on here - why? Because they are my FRIENDS. Are all my friends lifestyle? Of course not. I have a wonderfully healthy mix of people of all ages, races, proclivities in my life. Why? Because I have a life. Yes, some on here may be kinky, but not necessarily all btw... but we are all real people. The internet is an amazing resource for any number of things, but it is like walking into a party. Would you go up to a stranger and say what you posted? One would hope not. It is easy for people to forget that there are other people on the other side of the screen. There are websites where your behavior would have been appropriate. The norms of THIS website tend to be a bit more... let's call it ... real world-esque. I have found that in new situations, it is best for me to take a look around, assess the situation, learn the basic norms, and then dive in. Less negative response that way. As I stated (in the first response to your post) good luck in your search. By the way, I noticed you did not respond to that. Why would that be? Ahhhh well, don't worry, I've been around the block a time or two and know the answer. I wonder if you do. Best, sunshine

windchymes -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 6:29:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall You people have an odd way of interpreting things. I never "demanded" anything. I said feel free to make any rude comments about my penis. If you didn't feel like doing that after reading the OP, then dont partake in it. Go find another thread to contribute too. Don't sit their and flame "Im not contributing to your wank material, blah blah blah". Its not like i even asked for you to humiliate me. I said you can if you want. I was introducing myself, its an intro thread. What do you think an intro thread is on kink site? "Hi Im Bob from north dakota. Im a real estate broker. I like fishing and playing poker blah blah blah". Like wtf? No. I introduce myself and my kink on a KINK site. Duh. And as far as the irony police, i guess i should have said "if you dont like a certain THREAD TOPIC don't partake." I am merely reacting to your irrational assumptions about me. And why the hell are other subs chiming in? Go back into your corner and put your ball gag back on You sure are bossy, Mr. Average Penis. And btw....the average vagina is only about three inches long. You'd annihilate one if you ever attempted to enter it.

MonPetitChaton -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 7:39:14 PM)
Is it even possible to humiliate someone who, judging by their posts has no sense of shame? I would have written a more involved post but MEH...the OP just isn't worth the effort or the bandwidth.

peppermint -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 8:23:34 PM)
OP wrote me a Cmail. Although he did not DEMAND an answer to his 4 word long question, he did not use the word "please" either so I found it rude. What my height has to do with his kink and this thread is beyond, however, he just wanted to know how tall I am. I went on to explain to him that no matter what, no matter how much he wishes to believe differently, he will remain forever average in length. So, OP, do you also have a kink about tall or short submissive women?

winterlight -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:09:20 PM)
Yawns...

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:18:51 PM)
Look Ven, don't gimme this "were all all ppl first" crap. Go look at almost every friggin profile on this site, whats the one of the most reacurring words? Discretion. I don't want you people knowing anything about me or what I do, and neither does anyone else want people to know them or what they do. An intro on a kink site should be based around the kink. Wow, what a concept.

Venatrix -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:33:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExposedNsmall Look Ven, don't gimme this "were all all ppl first" crap. You're absolutely right. My mistake. Clearly, you were an arsehole first. Edited to add: You know very little about this site. I found my very delightful sub and partner on this site, and I'm moving in with him in less than three weeks. We started out as <gasp> friends, and didn't get to kink until the friendship was well underway.

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:43:21 PM)
you are a retarded person. Im not throwing "tantrums" Did i even use one exclamation mark?lol!. Did you even read my first thread? I said "feel free to make any rude comments about my penis" Gosh..those are such strong words..i should switch and become a dominant. Pff... If anyone feels "ordered around" by that, then you are too sensitive and might even have Asburgers disease because you can't interpret other what other people say correctly and find it offensive. And I didn't complain when they didn't do it. I just found them making a bunch of comments that I should be ashamed that they might even entertain any kink talk, on a kink site, a little weird. If they didn't feel like commenting on my dick...DON'T. Go read something else. Why say "I'm not commenting on your penis and giving you any satisfaction blah blah blah". Just say nothing and go away then. Or just say, "hi. Welcome to CM" But you wanna know why? I'll tell you why...because dommes are chronicly feminists. And even the suggestion of me getting any satisfaction from their words sends off the Neo-Fem Alarm. "No! I will not be a victim of your sexuality! I am woman, hear me roar!". That's what it really is. Get over yourselves. I didn't PROBE for anything ,lol! I said "feel free". They way you people over react to "lack of niceties" is hilarious, almost nerotic. I feel like that episode of south park where they walk into the hillbilly bar and everyones like "We don't take kindly to that 'round here" to everything they say, and then "We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly 'round here." oh...you guys..

ExposedNsmall -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:45:24 PM)
im not stomping my foot, you ppl are.

VampiresLair -> RE: "EXPOSED AND SMALL" I deserve humiliation (4/16/2010 9:47:54 PM)
He he he he he he he... Poor Fox just facepalmed and apologizes for this guy. However, he is making a lot of the other guys look like much better prospects, so post away bucko! If you are so worried about this being an intro, why did you tell us Dommes we were bad at this? You still havent mentioned that part.

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