Termyn8or
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Joined: 11/12/2005 Status: offline
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LOL, mail me, I will make that happen. Mail me. Sach had a couple of ideas what to do, but it depends on your interests. Come on down, To my rank stank town, Stop by my hovel, And bring a shovel, Cause the Woman cooks good, And we are all crude. Dammit, if you come the 1st to the 4th I will probably be working. I'm sure I can take a day off though. Just figure out which one. I'll put the Woman on the bleu, but I'll probably have to get the right kind of cheese. Actually we are planning on that bleu this week, but by the time you get here it will have been almost three weeks. We can do this. I'll tellya, last time she made it we didn't even need knives. One other thing I might be able to offer is if we find the right slab of meat, and you like it black and blue (Philadelphia style) I can excel at that. I have an infrared broiler. This thing is so hot that if I ran out of charcoal lighter, I could light the charcoal with it. I mean you can't put your hand in it ANYWHERE for more than about a second, and that's nearly a foot away. It is so incredibly hot that it warped the living fuck out of the broiling pan. We had to drill holes in it and use Mantool #2, a coathanger. The Raccoon knows how to do it, but then the Woman will not let him attempt the procedure until we burn one. Ya just can't do this right straight. Are you getting where I am coming from ? We are a bunch of fucking nuts. However we are not inherently dangerous. If I show you my guns they will not be loaded, unless you want to blow one out back. Actually I've never fired this pretty Mossberg I got, maybe that's a good time to test it out. We can get away with it here, no problem. (certain times of course) Problem is I am likely to be a bit financially strung out at the time, but money is not needed to have a good time. You only live once. You never asked me to pick up the tab for your bed, beer or broads. I might be able to handle the bleu, the bullets and some beer. This is about the opposite of the Taj Mahal, and if you haven't seen the underbelly of society it might be a profound experience. But really, if you could manage to be here on a Friday or Saturday night it would be much better. Meet the neighborhood a bit. The guy nextdoor is as fucking nuts as I am. This is America I guess, and I think I like it here. T
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