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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:25:04 AM   
MissAsylum


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Status: offline 		i wish "jesus masturbation christ" wasnt said- its bound to come out my mouth the very next time i drink more than i should. and my mistake for not putting this in my OP, but my question is aimed at those who will chew somebody's ear off on why God doesnt exsist and the whole conspiracy of organised religion behind God. I've heard all the stories, they get less entertaining as time goes on. so wrapping it up- if some are so hell bent (no pun intended) on exersising their disbelief in a God, why say it?

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:34:52 AM   
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"Jesus masturbating christ"

Good one.


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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:44:07 AM   
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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:49:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm surprised this confuses people who understand perfectly well that Fuck! isn't an invitation.



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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:56:45 AM   
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....why say "Goddamn"?

Personally I don't, I like the sound of "Christ on a stick" better.



I always found jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick to be quite hilarious. I wonder what state of mind one needs to be in to come up with that one :-)

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 11:57:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		OP - the reason is the same one that when i say "Bugger me" i am not issuing an invitation, i am expressing amazement or disbelief. Equally, when i say "shit" , i am not trying to say that i need to , or that i have a pant load on-board, typically i am exasperated.

There are many words in the English language that have multiple meanings, and your example would be one of them.

Though i do understand what you are getting at. I worked with a woman that said "frick it" when she meant "fuck it". She was an annoying wench, and i finally asked her why she didn't just go ahead and say what everyone knew she meant. She became most upset with me.

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 12:56:03 PM   
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....why say "Goddamn"? any input or thoughts are welcome.

I don't

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 1:32:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I just want to say....

I love religious stuff. In South America they have all these amazing stickers of Jesus. My personal favorite is the Happy New Year with Jesus surrounded by streamers and balloons.

One day, in a silly mood (yes, yes, I know)... I was feeling irreverant. I wrote out post cards to all my friends ... each had a Jesus sticker. I think my favorite one was Jesus on the cross. I had written a speaking balloon wiht him saying "Hey Mom, I can see our house from here."

Yeah, I'm going to hell.

*wee typo

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 1:40:07 PM   
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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:01:55 PM   
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Though i do understand what you are getting at. I worked with a woman that said "frick it" when she meant "fuck it". She was an annoying wench, and i finally asked her why she didn't just go ahead and say what everyone knew she meant. She became most upset with me.


I got into that argument with someone on another thread.

If you are going to say it why try to sanitize it when everyone knows what you are saying?

I don't know if you are a Sopranos fan but in the original HBO versions fuck is a staple of conversation.

Then A&E bought the syndication rights and dubbed in every fuck, fucking, and fuck it with frick, fracking, and frig it.

Somehow listening to someone playing a mob boss doesn't have the same sense of reality when he says frick.

And considering how often fuck was used on the show the A&E version ends up being comical.

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:06:30 PM   
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Somehow listening to someone playing a mob boss doesn't have the same sense of reality when he says frick.


Especially when it's obvious, looking at his mouth, that he's saying "fuck". Incredibly ludicrous.


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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:19:43 PM   
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Especially when it's obvious, looking at his mouth, that he's saying "fuck". Incredibly ludicrous.



Yeah, I especially love when they bleep it out as if you can't tell what they are saying.

ESPN, Comedy Central, all the networks do it.

Oh well, frack it, Goddamnit.





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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:24:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		To me it is simply a phrase of displeasure. If I say 'motherfucker!' when I stub my toe it has nothing to do with my mother or fucking. It has nothing to do with any God or any religion when I utter 'oh my God oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd' like I did with my Owner last night!

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:38:06 PM   
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It has nothing to do with any God or any religion when I utter 'oh my God oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd' like I did with my Owner last night!


I'm having computer problems and it is hard to make out this last part.

Can you repeat it on a voice mail to me? 

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:41:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was playing golf with my buddies and I missed a short putt. I yelled out, "Fuck me!"

They laughed and until I pulled down my pants and bent over facing away from them and said, "Come on you damn faggots, fuck me!"

It was the last time I was invited to play a round with the boys.


Everyone one should take everything said as being literal....Is the OP fucked in the head? I mean, did someone force their dick into her ear and proceed to dick scramble her brains?

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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 3:50:16 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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Status: offline 		*Makes a note to never say "fuck me" in front of Domi unless I mean it literally*

To the OP, honestly I say "God damn! "Jeeeeesus Christ!" and other similar things without a single thought of it being blasphemy. To me they are just words, nothing more.


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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 4:17:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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It has nothing to do with any God or any religion when I utter 'oh my God oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd' like I did with my Owner last night!


I'm having computer problems and it is hard to make out this last part.

Can you repeat it on a voice mail to me? 



You don't mind me calling collect from Nigeria then?





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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 4:43:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: camille65


quote:

ORIGINAL: rulemylife

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

It has nothing to do with any God or any religion when I utter 'oh my God oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd' like I did with my Owner last night!


I'm having computer problems and it is hard to make out this last part.

Can you repeat it on a voice mail to me? 



You don't mind me calling collect from Nigeria then?



Oh God no.........  call me from anywhere collect..............Oh God, oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd'.

Whew!........................ 

.....................I think I'm good for tonight though.

Can you call me tomorrow?








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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 4:50:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: camille65


quote:

ORIGINAL: rulemylife

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

It has nothing to do with any God or any religion when I utter 'oh my God oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd' like I did with my Owner last night!


I'm having computer problems and it is hard to make out this last part.

Can you repeat it on a voice mail to me? 



You don't mind me calling collect from Nigeria then?



Oh God no.........  call me from anywhere collect..............Oh God, oh my God oooooooooh myyyyyyyyy Goddddddddd'.

Whew!........................ 

.....................I think I'm good for tonight though.

Can you call me tomorrow?










*grins* Feel better, rml?


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RE: So, if you don't believe in God.... - 5/16/2010 4:54:31 PM   
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....why say "Goddamn"? any input or thoughts are welcome.


It takes a very special and strong-minded atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!' or 'Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!'

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